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MY FRIDAY SUCKED BALLS...

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after being hyped up for a month to attend a party at a downtown bar... im left with utter dissapointment.

 

i sleep four hours to work an eight hour shift.

i get out and cash my check... of course i pull out my license to show proof of ID.

i go about the day taking the wifey out to eat at a local pizza buffet.

we hit the mall to shop for shoes and clothes for her.

i get several phone calls all day about when im suppose to meet up with my friends and co-workers at the bar later.

i stop by the local pharmacy to pick up some smokes.

i head home and down a few beers so i dont have to pay outrageous prices at the bar for a drink.

i leave to my friends place so we can take one car.

we pay and park near the bar.

i get out... i open my wallet.

no ID.

after much searching i come to realize its nowhere to be found.

im stuck outside with no ID.

no fucking ID.

so i call up a ride and ask them to come fetch me.

i decide to meet them near the highway.

i run down about 15 blocks.

my ride shows up.

they U-turn and go in the opposite direction.

being drunk+smoking=no good.

im tired out of my mind.

im taken back to my car after avoiding traffic caused by a wreck.

no sign of my ID in my friends car... so sign of ID in my car.

i drive home.

the wifey greets me casually by saying "hello" and continuously playing video games.

buried deep within the crevesses of my bed and my sofa... my ID appears.

a month of anticipation wasted.

 

i would have gladly gotten my ID and gone back to the bar... but upon passing it after the U-turn... theres no way i would get in.

big party.

lots of people.

ropes closed off.

 

i was pissed off cus i missed what im sure would be a really good party.

i missed my friends... my coworkers.

and now im here... on my bed.

drunk.

but i found my ID... so in the long run that will save me alot of time.

thats good.

but im still dumb for not double checking myself.

fuck.

this.

friday.

 

 

 

 

done.:mad:

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i dont even know the url for live journal.

 

ill take my business elsewhere.

 

 

the wifey is done playing video games.... time to make the squishy.

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you aint married. quit calling her "wifey" you trendy fucker.

 

agreed

 

I was going to have a sook about the use of this word on 12oz. Its starting to shit me

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agreed

 

I was going to have a sook about the use of this word on 12oz. Its starting to shit me

 

fine fine...

 

 

 

fiance.

 

 

godamn. blah blah blah. everyone is cranky as shit at this hour.

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hahahaha man im married for real for real so if im saying wife i mean my actual wife....

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Yeah I feel you on another friday wasted. I get over to the bay handle business then start searching for functions. Nothing going on. People are either camping or working. I get a little drunk due to not supplying alcohol early enough and thinking booze would be here. So my roomate calls a couple females. They show up and their both dogs. I aint saying I aint grimey enough to do it but Im definitely not drunk enough. Broads leave and some other bitch calls me talkin bout shes got some of her friends down to drink. I head over there with a couple of my friends and she was all like you guys got to be quiet my dads upstairs asleep. I tank the rest of their one bottle that they were drinking and left right as her mom came home. So no ciggies and no real booze and no bitches left 0 something something........

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not hardly... ill prolly go visit my old roomate and blood fart (oops name drop) soon... so ill be heading in the general direction?

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thats cool, just wondering if you knew any sa heads, i know some hd dudes paint freights down here on the reg.

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