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Name my crippled hamster.


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i haven't read through this thread.. have you named it yet?

 

if not i recommend FUCKFACE. fuckface was my very first hamster.. I was about 17 and off to college and felt rad getting a new pet. thus my fuckface. he was a crazy ass hyper dwarf hamster.

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i didnt read anything in the thread, but i took a crippled guinea pig home when i worked at a pet store and named him "little johnny big balls from the hospital"..... homie had satchel for days (/no homo) and his legs didnt work so good..... then he fucked my other guinea pig and they had babies who then fucked their mother and had more babies which resulted in them getting the never ending tour of the woods up the street sans guide, but not before one of the babies was eaten by the parents.... guinea pigs have a fucked up way of doin thangs....

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