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mister pibb

Name my crippled hamster.

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okay, is there a way for me to put a poll in this thread? I don't think so but I may be wrong.

 

 

For whoever asked how it happened, it's a really shitty story. This lady was asking about a coupon and went to put a 10 lb. bag of dog treats on top of our hamster tank. What she failed to realize is that the tank doesn't have a top. The yet to be named hamster was enjoying a little lunch in the food dish when the treats crushed him wile e coyote style. He's only about 7 weeks old, so his bones aren't really stronger than a person't fingernail would be so he suffered some kind of spinal cord injury and that adds up to him never being able to use his legs. he usually drags them but sometimes they will flop a little bit. It's really sad but it's hard not to laugh at him at the same time. He doesn't seem to be in pain anymore and he does all of the normal things that hamsters do. mainly he just sleeps a lot and digs. I'm going to get him a wheel and one of those little hamster balls because even though he can't really go nuts on either of them, he needs exercise more than most hamsters do because he has a lot more potential to gain weight.

I can't believe this thread made it to 3 pages. The hamster is happy to accept the nomination as official 12oz mascot.

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wow, incredible story. i hope he lives to be old for hamsters, i don't know how old that'd be.

you're a champion dude we all deserve a chance!

 

i officially cosign 12 oz mascot status.

to start a poll just start a new thread with a poll, we'll flock like these moths that keep coming into my house and getting killed flying into the light.

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okay, is there a way for me to put a poll in this thread? I don't think so but I may be wrong.

 

 

For whoever asked how it happened, it's a really shitty story. This lady was asking about a coupon and went to put a 10 lb. bag of dog treats on top of our hamster tank. What she failed to realize is that the tank doesn't have a top. The yet to be named hamster was enjoying a little lunch in the food dish when the treats crushed him wile e coyote style. He's only about 7 weeks old, so his bones aren't really stronger than a person't fingernail would be so he suffered some kind of spinal cord injury and that adds up to him never being able to use his legs. he usually drags them but sometimes they will flop a little bit. It's really sad but it's hard not to laugh at him at the same time. He doesn't seem to be in pain anymore and he does all of the normal things that hamsters do. mainly he just sleeps a lot and digs. I'm going to get him a wheel and one of those little hamster balls because even though he can't really go nuts on either of them, he needs exercise more than most hamsters do because he has a lot more potential to gain weight.

I can't believe this thread made it to 3 pages. The hamster is happy to accept the nomination as official 12oz mascot.

kick her in the back and ask her how she likes it

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okay, is there a way for me to put a poll in this thread? I don't think so but I may be wrong.

 

 

For whoever asked how it happened, it's a really shitty story. This lady was asking about a coupon and went to put a 10 lb. bag of dog treats on top of our hamster tank. What she failed to realize is that the tank doesn't have a top. The yet to be named hamster was enjoying a little lunch in the food dish when the treats crushed him wile e coyote style. He's only about 7 weeks old, so his bones aren't really stronger than a person't fingernail would be so he suffered some kind of spinal cord injury and that adds up to him never being able to use his legs. he usually drags them but sometimes they will flop a little bit. It's really sad but it's hard not to laugh at him at the same time. He doesn't seem to be in pain anymore and he does all of the normal things that hamsters do. mainly he just sleeps a lot and digs. I'm going to get him a wheel and one of those little hamster balls because even though he can't really go nuts on either of them, he needs exercise more than most hamsters do because he has a lot more potential to gain weight.

I can't believe this thread made it to 3 pages. The hamster is happy to accept the nomination as official 12oz mascot.

 

Dude...this is the saddest story on Earth. I want to go save whales and shit now.

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i would have slapped the lady in the mouth. then made her feel guilty by calling her an animal killer. even though she probably isn't since she's in a pet store. man, she must've felt terrible.

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richard gere.

 

all your friends who like family guy will think its the most original thing ever. because it doesnt really make sense. so you're supposed to laugh.

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you should get creative and make a wheel chair like device so that he can run in a wheel.

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I'm think some type of minature treadmill you can put his body behind it on some sort of matchbox and he can just use his front legs to work it.

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you know what?

making a lil hamster wheel chair wouldnt be that hard to make.. use the axels+wheels from a diecast car and use popsickle sticks or a flat plastic piece for the base..but ya.. i'll make a lil prototype tonight if i get drunk enough

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i haven't read through this thread.. have you named it yet?

 

if not i recommend FUCKFACE. fuckface was my very first hamster.. I was about 17 and off to college and felt rad getting a new pet. thus my fuckface. he was a crazy ass hyper dwarf hamster.

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