After School Special Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 By the looks of him, you should call him Pushup. this shit had me in tears :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 I think Boogie legs would still be good. Regardless of people not knowing the inside joke. Because as I always say, Fuck people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 bag of useless meat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 luke crip-walker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r3ader Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 that's a good one. you know what though, you could always take the opposite approach: Jesse Owens Carl Lewis Big Guns (his front arms are going to be monsterous eventually) and for real though: he's always in good spirits and a grand champion or what? or is he a depressed slouch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 i really think Worm is a good one. you could change it to Wurm if you're into nu-metal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 i'm liking Hamstopher Reeve the best yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Start up the poll. i like polls. Boogie legs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
perfectprint Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Kneel Armstrong - im sure he could walk on the moon. find one that sleeps alot - Napster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 This little mother fucker should be the 12oz mascot.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister pibb Posted March 11, 2007 Author Share Posted March 11, 2007 okay, is there a way for me to put a poll in this thread? I don't think so but I may be wrong. For whoever asked how it happened, it's a really shitty story. This lady was asking about a coupon and went to put a 10 lb. bag of dog treats on top of our hamster tank. What she failed to realize is that the tank doesn't have a top. The yet to be named hamster was enjoying a little lunch in the food dish when the treats crushed him wile e coyote style. He's only about 7 weeks old, so his bones aren't really stronger than a person't fingernail would be so he suffered some kind of spinal cord injury and that adds up to him never being able to use his legs. he usually drags them but sometimes they will flop a little bit. It's really sad but it's hard not to laugh at him at the same time. He doesn't seem to be in pain anymore and he does all of the normal things that hamsters do. mainly he just sleeps a lot and digs. I'm going to get him a wheel and one of those little hamster balls because even though he can't really go nuts on either of them, he needs exercise more than most hamsters do because he has a lot more potential to gain weight. I can't believe this thread made it to 3 pages. The hamster is happy to accept the nomination as official 12oz mascot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r3ader Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 wow, incredible story. i hope he lives to be old for hamsters, i don't know how old that'd be. you're a champion dude we all deserve a chance! i officially cosign 12 oz mascot status. to start a poll just start a new thread with a poll, we'll flock like these moths that keep coming into my house and getting killed flying into the light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 i agree with the poll idea.. I agree with him be the 12 oz. mascot i say we find the lady and hamster slap her a few times.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coffeedependency Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 holy shit! a crippled hamster is the perfect mascot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdjk1 Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 man.. i never thought i would be this touched by the oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Go into Thread Tools. I added a poll to Revolution half way through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 like I said, I like polls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2Blazzed Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 "boogie legs" ahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cellphone Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 okay, is there a way for me to put a poll in this thread? I don't think so but I may be wrong. For whoever asked how it happened, it's a really shitty story. This lady was asking about a coupon and went to put a 10 lb. bag of dog treats on top of our hamster tank. What she failed to realize is that the tank doesn't have a top. The yet to be named hamster was enjoying a little lunch in the food dish when the treats crushed him wile e coyote style. He's only about 7 weeks old, so his bones aren't really stronger than a person't fingernail would be so he suffered some kind of spinal cord injury and that adds up to him never being able to use his legs. he usually drags them but sometimes they will flop a little bit. It's really sad but it's hard not to laugh at him at the same time. He doesn't seem to be in pain anymore and he does all of the normal things that hamsters do. mainly he just sleeps a lot and digs. I'm going to get him a wheel and one of those little hamster balls because even though he can't really go nuts on either of them, he needs exercise more than most hamsters do because he has a lot more potential to gain weight. I can't believe this thread made it to 3 pages. The hamster is happy to accept the nomination as official 12oz mascot. kick her in the back and ask her how she likes it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 LIEUTENANT DAN!!! ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 okay, is there a way for me to put a poll in this thread? I don't think so but I may be wrong. For whoever asked how it happened, it's a really shitty story. This lady was asking about a coupon and went to put a 10 lb. bag of dog treats on top of our hamster tank. What she failed to realize is that the tank doesn't have a top. The yet to be named hamster was enjoying a little lunch in the food dish when the treats crushed him wile e coyote style. He's only about 7 weeks old, so his bones aren't really stronger than a person't fingernail would be so he suffered some kind of spinal cord injury and that adds up to him never being able to use his legs. he usually drags them but sometimes they will flop a little bit. It's really sad but it's hard not to laugh at him at the same time. He doesn't seem to be in pain anymore and he does all of the normal things that hamsters do. mainly he just sleeps a lot and digs. I'm going to get him a wheel and one of those little hamster balls because even though he can't really go nuts on either of them, he needs exercise more than most hamsters do because he has a lot more potential to gain weight. I can't believe this thread made it to 3 pages. The hamster is happy to accept the nomination as official 12oz mascot. Dude...this is the saddest story on Earth. I want to go save whales and shit now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Stevens Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 i gues he is gonna find it hard to get his leg over? but really Boogie legs is the winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 i would have slapped the lady in the mouth. then made her feel guilty by calling her an animal killer. even though she probably isn't since she's in a pet store. man, she must've felt terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 It's gotta be Liutenant Dan. or Liutenant Ham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Lt. Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 pushup all the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allnitediner Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 richard gere. all your friends who like family guy will think its the most original thing ever. because it doesnt really make sense. so you're supposed to laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Rick Ross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 this is what comes up when you google image search "crippled hamster" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 you should get creative and make a wheel chair like device so that he can run in a wheel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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