mister pibb Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 so yeah, I work at a pet store and I have this hamster that is paralyzed from the waist down, basically. I took it home because no one is going to buy it. I'm trying to think of a name that somehow relates to the condition of the hamster, whether it's in good taste or not. I don't really care that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 gimply, no legs mcgee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 when i was a kid i had a gerbil that i named typewriter what the fuck was wrong with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister pibb Posted March 10, 2007 Author Share Posted March 10, 2007 well, it has hind legs, they just drag behind him. I am thinking of building a cart so he can roll around but I'm not sure how to go about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 richard gere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asdjk1 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 crazy legs - OR - not-so-crazy legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 S.HAWKING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 crazy legs - OR - not-so-crazy legs Crazy Legs is the perfect name! remember the character "Crazy Legs" from that movie "Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinkin Your Juice In The Hood"? if you make him the lil cart/wheelchair, you should def call him Crazy Legs... and what, no picts of the lil critter?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 turn it into that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevefrench Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 LAZY LEGS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mister pibb Posted March 10, 2007 Author Share Posted March 10, 2007 crazy legs is definitely up there. this is why i come to channel zero for advice. keep em comin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 hahaha just get a bench seat from a model car, use the axle and wheels and youre set Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 El Gumpos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 gotta be crazy legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 dandelion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 I AGREE...CRAZY LEGS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 CripNotWalkn' Hamster McParalized PreOp Mech Hamster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Front Wheel Drive Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beantownbeatz Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 honerably discharged drill sargent gimpy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 that was really sweet of you to adopt the crippled hammy. props :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 hamstofer reeves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 ^nice Jean Claude Van Broken Hamster. Failed Test for Secret Serum #9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 mr. scratch n' gimp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 crazy legs is good but so is the idea of making a chariot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Busted Hambro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Yeah, give him wheels. Then you can use 'bionic' in little busted's name. hmm. what about Little Busted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Phil Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 boogie legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 boogie legs wins.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 I vote Boogie Legs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 i dont even think there needs to be a vote, it should just be automtic boogie legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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