ActionMakesFame Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 I sharted last week on the job and my job is inspecting foreclosed homes with no utilities. I cut my undies off with a box cutter and put them in the alley behind the house. Then made a makeshift diaper with some Wendy's napkins. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 working construction and always shit and piss in the foundation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 @12ozprophet,com #smallupdate just pissed and used to much loin power and pooped a little, luckily the training pants i wore , were a bit tight on the legs. so it just stayed there, when i got into the shower i puked over the smell and over myself. i get GG allin now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Love Resin Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 i was like 15 minutes early for a probabtion meeting and just sitting in the parking lot listening to the radio, after about 5 minutes passed, went to fart and you know the rest. panic for about 2 minutes finally figured i had to go get the boxers off. Went down the road about a half mile and still couldn't find a suitable spot to get the boxers off, so i finally just pulled into a driveway, and i dont know if you've done this without getting out of the car but its really hard. had to lose a sock to make sure not to get shit on the seat. left all the shitty clothes right in the driveway. I stressed the whole time whether or not she could smell the shit. I even contemplated telling her just to get it out of the way if the stench was there. i never knew why i kept deodorant in my car but it for sure got used to "wash" my hands with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 this has never happened to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 This will be considered fast food in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 I sharted last week on the job and my job is inspecting foreclosed homes with no utilities. I cut my undies off with a box cutter and put them in the alley behind the house. Then made a makeshift diaper with some Wendy's napkins. hahahahahahahhahah this made me weak. props to u tho for macgyvering a diaper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jakro Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 gnarly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoXox Posted June 19, 2011 Share Posted June 19, 2011 So u made a diaper, after shart incident so u could shart again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionMakesFame Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 I wasn't going to take any chances since i had just shit myself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 WENDY'S DIAPER, DUDE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Woke up. Apparently I rooster tailed. Happy Father's Day to me. Had to google that one... I was sixty nining with your mom and she rooster tailed on my face. Thanks Drue + Urban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IllSkillet Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 to ActionMakesFame... damn.... why didn't you just freeball????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 my diet consists of beer, steak, vinegar, and spice.... for some reason sharts dont come to often and i am thankful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ActionMakesFame Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 to ActionMakesFame... damn.... why didn't you just freeball????????? Because I didn't want to look all seized up on my way to the closest bathroom. Better safe then sorry I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 this has never happened to me. Me neither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 shitting in the shower. no go. atleast i can throw my pants out when i shit those.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 Haha..first time looking at this thread..cochino. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Grant Posted June 21, 2011 Share Posted June 21, 2011 this thread is 4+ years old hes probably dead by now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 ^Right? Yall got some loose assholes or something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 deterrent never did get that colon blow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toluene_causes_tumors Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 drink some olive oil it's a blast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Literally, I'm assuming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 thanks for sharting. **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 ^Right? Yall got some loose assholes or something... If you haven't sharted, you haven't lived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syte Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 I don't know why I expected anything else from this thread. Apparently everyone loves a story about poop. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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