deterrent Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Well... I woke up 19 minutes late... jumped in the shower... started to shampoo and let out what had felt like a powerful blast... but thats not all, oh no. Along with the blast was an oily semi-chunky discharge that hit the wall and slide down my leg. :o I can't recall my last shart, but it's been awhile. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Sick dude....at least you where in the shower, and not on your way to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 eh, if it slipped out in the shower i wouldnt pay it much thought. although dont make a habit of it. kinda gross. did you have to stomp on it to make go down the drain? hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Dude that is the most disgusting thing I have heard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 :o This is the perfect Sharted smilie. It discribes the whole felling: upset, imbarrased, while slighty comical. So apparently I have gass today. But I to nervious to blast in he office. So I must sit on the toilet to blast:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 the last time i sharted was in highschool. imagine that situation. you are so fortunate to have been in the shower my friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 hahaha. poopie stomper! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 wait are you on the colon blow already? and did you lol when it happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 No colon blow pills yet...DARN... I didn't lol I was much to tired.. It was more of a hassle then hilarious, you see I had just cleaned my crack out when this happened.. I then had to clean the wall and reclean my crack.. How ever I did learn this NEVER USE SOME ONE ELSES SOAP BAR! You don't know if that person sharted right before you and placed the bar knee deep in crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 i should of stopped at "powerful blast" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I know this homeless dude that got paid 100$ to take a shit on a glass table while the perv jacked off under him...things people do for drug money- hey that would make a great thread!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 hahha....christ man....this thread is horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 the last time i sharted was in highschool. mine was in the 8th grade last period when i went to fart on a kid. no one noticed thank god, but i think im over due for one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 about to knock this kid I know the fuck out when he wakes up.... man I told him last night it was going to happen... he should have listened and been smart... instead he wanted to act like a retard and get himself in the middle of some shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 why dont you just do it while he is sleeping using the element of surprise and ish...that would be a shitty way to wake up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Welcome to my world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
first_down Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 I did a shit that was green a while back. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 its been a while since i sharted. this kid in my highschool once shat himself during class and tried to play it off like nothing happened...while shit was dripping down his leg....we then called him the punisher since he was wearing a punisher shirt? bad story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 why dont you just do it while he is sleeping using the element of surprise and ish...that would be a shitty way to wake up... no it had to be when he was awake... i had to tell him what it was for... he is one of my boys after all... I felt he deserved to have the option to just take it out to the back yard and help me get it out of my system rather then have me be pissed at him for a few days... he opted to get punched... probably the better option for him, since I could really deal with beating someones ass today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 atleast you were in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 how i sharted my day, LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 Well... I woke up 19 minutes late... jumped in the shower... started to shampoo and let out what had felt like a powerful blast... but thats not all, oh no. Along with the blast was an oily semi-chunky discharge that hit the wall and slide down my leg. :o I can't recall my last shart, but it's been awhile. your bootyhole is just preparing itself for those colon pills you've been so hyped on to get.. it must be excited somehow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 /\/\ HA, I've seriosly been thinking this. I want to have a fecal explosion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 so did you bathe in it while u could... caressed it when u felt on on your leg... did u save some for future uses... surely if it was oily it must have been like some super shitty skin creamm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 thanks for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 last time i sharted: bout three or four years ago. i went to fart and my ass made this gross gurgling sound like it was barfing. i knew what happened instantly. it wasnt in the shower, unfortunately. :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Woke up. Coffee. Shit. Breakfast. ...time passes... Feel a rumbling, grab another coffee to loosen up the bowels. Got greedy, instead of taking my Macy's catalog to the washroom, I figure let's let the coffee root around, so it is a good one in 10 minutes. Flip thru catalog looking for JNCO & WuWear on my couch..... Then I sneezed. Sitting in a pile of gush. Run to washroom, dump clothes in laundry sink. Take shower. Return back to couch..... FFFFFFFFFFffffffffffUUUUUUuuuuuuu Apparently I rooster tailed. Happy Father's Day to me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Ouch. At least you weren't outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 Today isn't Father's Day though, that's merely a preview of what's to come. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthsideGoogleGangster Posted June 18, 2011 Share Posted June 18, 2011 my booty itch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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