transparent Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 what do you think would be the worst/best ways to die....like i personally would hate to die from being mauled by a bear or eaten by a shark...also i always get a mental picture of someone falling off a curb and a car coming by and running over their squash...and that would be teh wurst........... im thinking somewhere along the vast 12 oz timeline there was probably a thread on this already but i neglected to do the research... discuss............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I saw some pictures of a smart car's head on collision with an eighteen wheeler. Fucking gory as shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 nice smart car pwnage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
correct Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 drowning or being burned to death would suck... being mauled to death by kittens is how i wanna go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 drowning or suffocation Death from bleeding out Those are the worse.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 burning to death for sure. so much pain before you die....or the opposite end of the spectrum. being trapped to death. painless BUT knowing your giong to die and there is nothing you can do about it, ie. drowning or something like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted March 7, 2007 Author Share Posted March 7, 2007 i think drowning would be pretty bad too....but id be more afraid of that shark if i was in the water.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 i dont know about the worst way, but id say the sweetest way would be aids through titty milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I just don't want to be eaten. But knowing my Karma and the amount of animals I have consumed in my lifetime, it is probably inevitable. http://www.gotwavs.com/php/sounds/?id=bst&media=WAVS&type=Movies&movie=Naked_Gun"e=way2die.txt&file=way2die.wav Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Drowning, just because of the panic. Burning seems like it might not be so bad. I heard freezing to death is where it's at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted March 7, 2007 Author Share Posted March 7, 2007 i dont know about the worst way, but id say the sweetest way would be aids through titty milk. and then immediately dying when you walked out the door right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 being hurled off a huge building and falling into the blades of a helicopter, getting your head sliced off by a guillotine,peeing on the third rail, and falling into a tub of acid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 i have heard that drowning is very peaceful actually. i wonder how they found that out. do they ask dead people? i think fire would be the worst. getting shot in the back of the head without knowing it was going to happen, i guess that be ok. id love to die wrestling a lion, itd suck, but i think thatd be a great way to go out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I would like a slow death heart failure due to a diet consisting of excessive cream gravy and nachos. I would not like to get stabbed dozens of times in the head and body by a deviant sociopath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 if i were gonna go out it would not be drowning that shit is scary as hell, i want to go out with a big ass explosion! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted March 7, 2007 Author Share Posted March 7, 2007 being hurled off a huge building and falling into the blades of a helicopter, getting your head sliced off by a guillotine,peeing on the third rail, and falling into a tub of acid. good ones! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I also would not like to shit out my internals and have a bleed slow death. That would be most horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 drowning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Shitty Ways To Die - jellyfish sting - shank or ice pick - whatever that russian spy had...that looked horrible - torture - internal bleeding via anal trauma - swallowing and then vomiting drain cleaner - chemical weapon - drowning in open water - fire Awesome or Less Painful Ways To Die - old age - sleeping pills and vodka - unexpectedly shot in the head by a sniper - ground zero of atomic blast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 i think being forced to eat tons and tons of laxatives and broken glass would be terrible, with no water to drink.... oh god why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 i also forgot "vaporizer gun".....there is really no way that could hurt or be at all stressful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 what about someone sticking a rosie o donnel dildo covered in pubes and sand paper in your eye socket till your brain oozed out of your nose.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump47 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 the worst way to go is to go with a boner like in clerks or maybe its the best way to go if you have the same luck.That girl was straight riding his ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted March 7, 2007 Author Share Posted March 7, 2007 oh wow this is ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted March 7, 2007 Author Share Posted March 7, 2007 thats your first post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 oh...awesome. your back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 yes your first post is supposed to include name and address so if any of the following posts are retarded you can be properly handled Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 i thought my balls were feeling unusually heavy today.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 being forced to eat your own small intestine with a rusty shrimp fork.. Really fat bit sitting on your face and smothering you to death with your last moments being trying to escape from her unwashed stank pussy.. ebola.. shit is fucking scary... well actually there is a good chance that at some point in the future there will be a world wide outbreak of ebola or marburg or some other similar deadly virus... I mean who doesn't want to have their internal organs liquify and pour out through open sores in their skin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted March 7, 2007 Author Share Posted March 7, 2007 having all of your limbs and head yanked at the same time by some device causing them all to be severed........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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