MitchThe$nitch Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I'm on day 3 of eating nothing but fruits and vegetables. Its a 9 day detox thing. Other than the obvious lack of meats, salts, sugars, etc. The lack of coffee really sucks too. Side effects include but are not limited too: slight headache, slightly lethargic. Apparently this is normal. Anyone else ever done this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 wasnt there someone pretty recently that did this? I think its retarded however I don't know the benefits that can come the only thing that people have actually talked about is the side effects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 bummers... :( i was expecting a story of a 3 day struggle of you trapped within a homo dungeon of some sort tied and lubed.. and your master has allowed you some free time to chat without snitching ofcourse.. oh well, i can always use the power of imagination... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 what are you coming off of? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 what are some of the side effects? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 bummers... :( i was expecting a story of a 3 day struggle of you trapped within a homo dungeon of some sort tied and lubed.. and your master has allowed you some free time to chat without snitching ofcourse.. oh well, i can always use the power of imagination... :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted March 7, 2007 Author Share Posted March 7, 2007 the homo dungeon may be more appealing than this thus far. i'm going to let it ride the rest of the day - if i still feel the way i do, then i'm phasing in some regular grub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted March 7, 2007 Author Share Posted March 7, 2007 side effects: you know that achey feeling you have right before ou get the flu? well i have a slight version of that. lethargic - no energy at all slight headahce - comes and goes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted March 7, 2007 Author Share Posted March 7, 2007 i should mentoin i'm 5'10" 225 - so i need some food to function no question - i quit smoking 1.8 years ago and have since gained 25 pounds. i'm doing this detox to start the process of losing these sexy pounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 u should try oatmeal to go along with this diet aswell... im sure it would have lil' effect on this fruit and veggie detox... maybe even benefit more... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 My colon blow pills are about to arrive. My buddy ordered some about a week ago and text me today saying: "these colonix shits are explosive, they come without warning and great force" I can't wait to not flush public bathrooms!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
correct Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 fasting is super good for you if your smart about it alot of people dont listen to their bodies if you start feeling shitty, make sure you eat something else. when your done though, you'll feel way healthier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 i should mentoin i'm 5'10" 225 - so i need some food to function no question - i quit smoking 1.8 years ago and have since gained 25 pounds. i'm doing this detox to start the process of losing these sexy pounds. I've quit for a year and a half almost, gained 5 kilos and i was rising until i stopped snacking and started running everyday. Seriously, 3 meals a day,lots of fruit , some alcohol and a little bit of exercise is all you need. This 9 day torture is only making things worse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 fruit and vegetable's only? isn't that called vegan? haha you make it sound like youre drinking nothing but water and surviving by eating dandelion leaves. you'll be fine without meat or dairy. suck it up and quit being a pussy. if you're tired drink some fucking red bull and go running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 i did this last year for about a week. i lost a pant size instantly..... and felt fucking awesomer with more energy at the end of like day 5....... and it was easier to get full off an apple and some water... since your stomach shrinks. then some shit happened the next week (my dad passed away) and so i started eating because i was depressed and not caring or giving a fuck. :(but if your faithful to it...... you'll feel great within a week. i need to get my ass back into gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 oh ps I quit smoking 6 days ago, and I'm acting hellah wierd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I came in last night, ate 2 boxes of microwavable french fries, a big Cinnabon and a bag of BBQ/Cheddar fishes. It was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 ^ dude id have a major heart attack if i tried that shit. i feel old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 oh ps I quit smoking 6 days ago, and I'm acting hellah wierd that shit happened to me too my brain was fucked up, i had to start smoking again cus it was interfering with my job hunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 ^ dude id have a major heart attack if i tried that shit. i feel old. That was on the stremgth of my Munchies foreal, whenever I come in high I gotta eat like 3 or 4 different things because they all taste so good. Then afterwards I feel all shitty and get chest pains, haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 take some baby asprin daily! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I'm on day 3 of eating nothing but fruits and vegetables. Its a 9 day detox thing. Other than the obvious lack of meats, salts, sugars, etc. The lack of coffee really sucks too. Side effects include but are not limited too: slight headache, slightly lethargic. Apparently this is normal. Anyone else ever done this? i have. the headaches and light-headedness are from a lack of protein. the only way i know this is because the headaches never went away even with aspirin, until i ate meat, peanut butter, etc. try eating some peanuts or tofu if you don't want meat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I: exercise/work out four days per week skate hard for a few hours two times per week don't fuck with red meat (except steak erry now and then) don't fuck with chicken dont' fuck with the pork dont' drink soda I'm no Glik, but my shit's steady getting diesel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 what's wrong with chicken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesseract Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 soda and assorted candy is the evil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 I quit drinking soda about 4 years ago, and my stomach still isn't fully healed. FUCK that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 take some baby asprin daily! Rectal Tempature status and shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 mitch- it should be smooth sailing come day 4/5. the initial detox happens within the first 3 days. When you're done with this fast/detox thing, be sure to not start stuffing processed foods into your face right away or you'll feel instantly shitty. Whole grains, veggies/fruits, and meat not treated with hormones. :) Good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted March 7, 2007 Author Share Posted March 7, 2007 ok - i did hear the whole lack of protein could be causing the slight headaches so I ate a can of beans last night - even though i hate the fuck out of beans. today i'm still feeling light headed, dizzy at times, and lethargic. i'm going to incorporate some chicken into the mix today with the salad. maybe some fish tonight. i don't think my body is digging this so much. thanks for all the words of wisdom. detterent - are you still going to do the whole colon blow thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted March 7, 2007 Author Share Posted March 7, 2007 thanks catface - i'm going to keep away from all those wonderful processed foods. dam i'm going to miss them. specifically i had a dream about a gyro last night. and cheese fries were definitely in the mix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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