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So i had to use http://www.urbandictionary.com to find the meaning of the word "PRAT"

 

Since then, I have spent the last hour giggling at weird shit, ah, good times!

 

 

 

 

Poopy titsthumbsup.gif1 up, 3 downthumbsdown.gifTitties with shit on them

Wow that bitch has shit on her tits

 

 

 

poopy mc fun stickthumbsup.gif6 up, 1 downthumbsdown.gifThe stick with a nail on the end of,in which is used to grip poo...and fling poo at a buddie or a neighboring house. Also any inanimate object, animal, or vehicle.

 

 

 

 

Jesus thumbsup.gif2043 up, 825 downthumbsdown.gifA pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

 

 

 

Synonyms for "PRAT" :

prat idiot twat fool prick wanker arse ass cunt loser dick jerk stupid tosser buttocks derriere plonker back-stabber berk chav knob moron numpty poodle pratt related words: poser retard traitor asshole bloody dingo chavs cheef dick head dumb emo fat fcek feck fert flip off fuckdust gink git goon insult jerk-off kem ocunt pillock retarded smorben

 

 

I got a lot of catching up to do... I must be out of the youth slang culture in my old age.

 

 

Now, if I could just encounter a social situation in life when I can say:

"Wow that bitch has shit on her tits!"

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heres the only neighborhood next to mine hahahahaha

 

Marine Park, Brooklyn 28 up, 13 down

 

This is small predominantly white Irish and Italian Neighborhood just of Flatbush. Black kids can only be found walking the streets at 2:30 after the public school gets out or in the basketball courts or maybe even perhaps riding two to a bike in the park robbing unsuspecting 10 years olds. Most of the neighborhood kids attend the local catholic private schools with the exception of the many degenerates who decide not to attend school and devote their time to sitting on benchs in the handball courts. These degenerates go by several aliases such as, MPB, HDD, MPK, GAY, etc.. No one is half as cool as these badasses and should not dare to mess with them because they will call the numerous cousins and have you jumped in a hot minute. Outside of this group you can find your local jimmy boom botz, Tommy Ballz, Nicole Bella, and if your lucky Danny Mackz. Their early years were consumed by drinking mass amounts of 40s in the park and talking on their nextels. Now they can be found among the convoy of cars blasting techno located in Ave. S parking lot. SOme people really do not even know how ridiculous they are!

 

Marine Park, Brooklyn has a playground, handball courts, public school, giant octopus, red house, and flagpole.

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pre-pull March 5

The act of pulling the car door handle at the moment the driver unlocks the door, rendering the attempt fruitless, and resulting in minor frustration and/or embarrassment.

"Could you unlock it again dude? I pre-pulled."

 

 

I'm not sure why I found this one funny

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WWED-what would elvis do

 

s my b

thumbsup.gif17 up, 12 downthumbsdown.gifShortened version of "Suck my balls".

You dirty hoe, s my b.

 

 

 

 

 

d suckin h

thumbsup.gif90 up, 25 downthumbsdown.gifcame from the Three Six Mafia song "D Suckin H" which simply means dick suckin hoe.

Mayn, momma aint pay you no cheese?

 

Nah, shes a d suckin h, shit.

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1. snail trail

111 up, 18 down

A strange phenomenon which occurs when you are watching porn with your girl on a leather couch. As she begins to get wet with excitement (at this point she is probally naked or bottomless) she will leave a sticky streak of lube from her vagina as she moves across the couch, resembling a trail of slime left by snails and slugs

 

Deb got so turned on by the lesbo video she left a snail trail across my new couch.

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chicken head

255 up, 80 down

 

 

When girls perform oral sex on a guy their heads bop up and down like a chicken. Refers to girls who can do the job FAST. Also refers to girls who give blowjobs to anyone.

 

JOE: I'll let that chicken head blow me anytime!

BOB: Pass that ugly bitch around then!

JOE: I'll hook you up guy. She'll blow anyone.

 

 

JEFF: Dude, my girlfriends a CHICKEN HEAD shes so good!

RYAN: You lucky bastard...

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Remember when everyone was talking about "DOCKING" on 12oz, gross.

 

 

hahaha....... you certainly remember it.

 

 

and 'the spiderman'

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my homegirl says 'buttery' as a state of anger.

 

personally, i dont see it, but its goddamn funny.

 

"grrr that fuckin jerk gets me all buttery"

 

cant beat it.

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that doesnt sound like shes mad it sounds like she has a muffin that need to be tended to. docking is disgusting what the hell...

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Stumbled upon this gem

 

horse cock

125 up, 30 down

 

 

A gigantic penis that will cause moose knuckling and gapping in most vagina. The opposite of rice dick.

 

Since he has a horse cock, he doesn't care if she's got camel toe or a moose knuckle gap. It's all tight to him.

 

Hahaha, so now you know.

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Anal Blasting Twat master

23 up, 7 down

 

 

Some one who originally sticks there wangoo in a girls vagina. Then once they feel like they are about cum they stick in in the womens rectom.

 

Peter Boardman is a Anal Blasting Twat master and a big fan of fucking.

 

 

anal conquistador

6 up, 5 down

 

 

One who ventures into ass holes which no one else will go.

 

this has been used for a long time before sept 2nd, and definately not in lewiston.

 

Dalton travelled down Rosie O'Donnell's hershey highway last night.

 

Holy hell what an anal conquistador.

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hahaha....... you certainly remember it.

 

 

and 'the spiderman'

I had to look these both up. Damn docking is rather weird. Where did the fags come up with that shit??

 

But the Spiderman is a great one. I'll have to remember to try that sometime.:lol::lol::lol:

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