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so this is how the day goes:

 

9:00am: get yelled at for taking pictures of graffiti

9:15am: follow the yellers slowly for 25 minutes

10:00am: meet up with Shakula and try to sell a stolen bike, end up selling hiphop cds

11:30am: ride on peggs through traffic trying to sell a stolen bike

12:30p: get the best haircut of my life!

1:00p: grab more pictures of mindless vandalism

2:00p: see sharkula again (he still has the bike)

3:00p: punkrock whiskey bar (drink a damn lott of micheal collins)

5:00p: daylight bombing

5:30p: stop a crappy bar for carbombs (lame) and steal 2 handles of vodka

6:00p: daylight bombing while pouring vodka down my mouth and in the mouth of

everyone that passes me

7:15p: undercover has me in his hands but i break out and act like a moron jumping

on & over cars, I hide under a car in the dirtiest puddle ever

7:45p: grab a cab to a lame party, I'm a hot mess and disrupt everything

8:15p: cab to shitty bar with table tennis

9:00p: walk to hippster spot with a pooltable

9:20p: go to polish bar hit on hotties and get nowhere

10:00p: cross the street to some hippster biker rider bar, bouncer informs

me that my pants are covered in ink (damn you krink) and that i have been over served

10:15p: yuppies dance symdrom bar drinks and laughs

11:30p: hankering for SUSHI controls all my sences

12:15a: SUSHI i can't tell if our server like us or hates us, but he is laughing alot

1:45a: underground speakeasy with mad slotmachines and pro craps tables

3:00a: find a house I'm still welcome in, make a chicken breast and eat cheese with it.

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my firends and I meet up yesterday and between text msgs, phone call, photos,

and the printed materals in our pockets we brainstormed and patchworked this

together. the times are up for disput, but it makes sence to me. I also drunkenly

bought the best pair of sun glasses ever.

 

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SSShahhhhhaaarrrkkkulaH!

 

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Real friends pee together

 

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Picture of the day! VEAR KRAM VEAR

 

SHARKULA! DETER!

STEADY HUSLIN'

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Cleveland , Ohio is filled with so many fake-ass " I'm from County Mayo " fuckers . Fuck County Mayo !!!!

 

ha ya it seems like if someones "irish" in cleveland its imparative that they tell you from what county there ancestors came from. the funny part is half of them aren't even irish

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see don't this make the thread much better?

 

mediocre italian slags drinking green coors light. not so muchfor me pal.

 

tire irons and baseball bats

bruins jersey's and celtic's hats

we'll beat up Italians

It isn't a crime

cause everyone's havin' a wicked good time

 

^^^some song my friend wrote, I forget the rest of it but it was hilarious, had a great time this weekend

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