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wow horsecock your a sick bastard^^^^^^^^^^66

 

last three years in a row ive got urinating in public tickets....im from sf so last year i got caught pissing on city hall bushes...thats where the parade ends

 

i will drink guiness and take advantage of drunk irish girls

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the extent of my celebration of st. patricks day is as follows:

 

 

go down to waterstreet

wait for the first halfway decent frat boy to pass out in the alley behind the bar

throw him in the backseat

fuck the shit out of his ass.

 

 

Um......awkward :o:o

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Channel zero is on some Ireland shit right now. I can't go to Dublin because all the hostels were booked up months ago...but I'll be in Cork city getting stupid doo doo drunk. Some chick is flying out from Paris who I don't really want to bone, but I'm pretty sure it'll end up happening on St. Pattie's.

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St.Patrick's Day falls on my brother and sister-in-law's anniversary.

I babysit my niece every year.

So's that they can go out and celebrate their love.

 

I can drink any day.

 

And typically if there is a holiday which involves the masses getting ripped and taking to the streets, I stay home.

I fall into fighting situations too easily.

When there are drunk jerks everywhere.

Plus, I have warrants, so I try to stay away from places the police might want to harrass me if I am just trying to get wasted.

 

I'll sit on my balcony and listen to The Pogues and House Of Pain.

Drink Jameson's.

And yell at Mexicans in the parking lot.

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the greatest holiday of teh year is mlk day... only for a real man should america celebrate...

no idiot this is the least qualified holiday behind valentine's day......St. Patty's day is one of the only holidays that is solely celebrated to get absolutely hommered drunk and celebrate the fact you're of a particular backround (which it happens to be mine) now that doesn't sound like a half bad day of the year to me....

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