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how to: kill MYSPACE drama!


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WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG

 

seriously what if this guy forwards that shit to this bitch...she would have to be a real "roadpig" to still kick it with you after reading that...i hope he pounds you out....get ya grown man f'real

 

 

 

even tho du sounded like a real stan with that message.......

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seriously what if this guy forwards that shit to this bitch...she would have to be a real "roadpig" to still kick it with you after reading that...

 

 

must have missed this post:

 

 

i sent her what i wrote, and now she's asking me when are we going to go out for them drinks.
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whaddup people! your boy roadpiggy got involved in some

MYSPACE drama over the weekend and i feel the need to share..

and what better place than 'the ounce'!

 

i have this female friend and she recently broke up with her BF.

we're just friends but we talk on the phone, message each other

and even went out a few weeks ago. this saturday night, i get home

and decide to check my messages. i see that her ex sent me a message.

uh oh!

so, i open the message and this is what he wrote.

 

"Do you like ***,,,,have you two been dating ?"

 

i didn't know what to say. i don't know him and i don't care to.

i was tempted to say some outlandish shit, but i figured it would

be best to talk to her about it. i waited until today to say

something to her, and she said i should just tell him something

to get him off her back...even if it was something crazy.

so, since she gave me the greenlight, i let him have it.

this is what i wrote...what do you think? harsh? on the money?

could i have done better? what would you have written?

 

""sorry for the delayed response...i didn't know how to tell you. i thought about it and the truth is always best. we went out once, had some dinner and some drinks. after that we went back to my place and had a few more drinks. one thing led to another and the next thing i know she is giving me the best head i've ever had. maaaaan, after she licked the tip a few more times, i turned her around and pounded those buttcheeks like there was no tomorrow! i seriously thought it was over after i came on her titties but, she started slurrping the cum off my balls and had me stuff it in her again!! so, i did and before i came i pulled it out and let her masterbate until she came, then i came all over her stomach and watched it drip into her coochie...so, to answer your question, yes...i do like her...ALOT. that was quite possibly the best sexxx i've had in ages, and i can't wait to make her howl again!!""

 

 

HOWWWWWLLLL!!!! ahahahaha... :lol:

 

If you wrote that to me, regardless of if it where true or not, during a break up with a girl I actually gave half a fuck about, you better believe I would greet you at your front door with a brick to your face.

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to me your response to the guy seems fucking stupid, i mean the guy asked you what is essentially a yes, no, or "mind your buisness" question. and you try to get all in his face about it. you called this thread "how to kill myspace drama", but you are the one starting shit.

 

yeah, im betting that the guy responds by fucking your shit up.

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That fool is gonna rape you and make you push your baby man tit cleavage together and cum all over those shits while you cry.

 

 

HAHHAHAA....man I wish they didnt get rid of the props button...this is the best response ever!

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i wouldnt fuck anyone up and risk any kind of brush with the law over a girl

you acted like an ass, but he'll get over it and should just screw a hooker or two til he finds a new girl.

True dat shit!!!

 

Some1's post made me laugh though.

If it was the ex I still give a fuck about, you wouldn't be breathing now, but bitches ain't worth going to jail for my friend.

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First of all if I was with a girl we broke up I wouldnt not message the dude who she was dating thats just retarded. However if I ever received a message like yours I would fuck you up for just thinking that you could slap box with god...

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1. anyone sending or receiving messages like that is definitely not old enough for"drinks", as in your prob in fucking high school.

 

2. anyone who thought that story was actually funny is even younger or just straight retarded like tease.

 

3. some of the other posts in here just confirm a lot of you are like 19-25 and dont have much (if any) experience w/ girls....

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3. some of the other posts in here just confirm a lot of you are like 19-25 and dont have much (if any) experience w/ girls....

 

Wow, that means I am a lot older then half of the people on here.

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i'm not the only one he hit up, i guess he hit up all the dudes on her friends list. so i'm the scumbag that shat on his parade. anyway...

 

if you think that was fucked up, lemme tell you what this dude and his brother did.

 

so, the 2 brothers are anti myspace. they find out their cousin signs up and they decide it

would be funny to fuck with him on there. so they sign up with a dummy account. they pose

as a semi-hot female. they hit him up with that account, and he adds "her". they keep

convos going with him and eventually he starts telling "her" that he is diggin her, blah blah blah.

so "she" tells him that she has a secret...that "she" used to be a "he". dude kinda starts trippin but, (this is where it gets worse) he tells "her", "you know what...you got me trippin, but i think

i still like you." the 2 brothers thought it was too fucked up and stopped emailing him. he started

trippin about "her" not emailing him anymore and told the 2 brothers about this "girl" he met...

then they started feeling bad so they told him what they did. their cousin got really pissed...

i think he cried too...saying stuff like, "you guys are fucked up...thats fucked up...assholes." etc..etc...

 

i'm glad you guys are so concernd for me that you worry about me getting stabbed! i feel the lubb!

*group hug*

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