Oliver Clothesoff Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 woah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 and you bought her shit! your a HOMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 That last stoory was hilarious. Myspace drama makes me laugh. I have had my own tales but won't bore any of you with them, because they aren't anywhere near as funny as these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 BLAH BLAH BLAH. your the luckiest guy? shes a hooker that smokes meth! That just shows how much you know about luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 i sure am lucky that girl i like is a hooker and smokes meth. ill buy her a plane ticket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 shit why the fuck do you care what girl i'm after?? oh and im the homo??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 why did i read this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Uhh I am from london. When mero says "B" what does it mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Obviously it means 'friend' 'person who i am talking to' etc, but what does it actually mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 shit why the fuck do you care what girl i'm after?? oh and im the homo??? i picture you looking like the biggest cheeseball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 like an actual giant ball of cheese or what does "the biggest cheeseball" look like??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 i though this was about killing myspace drama. kinda funny tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Uhh I am from london. When mero says "B" what does it mean? B= stupid mothafucka son of a bitch i will snap yo neck if you fuck with me. glad to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 B. A greeting to one of your homies.The word is a derivative of Brother, was, through usage, shortened to Bro, and finally condensed to just B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 That fool is gonna rape you and make you push your baby man tit cleavage together and cum all over those shits while you cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 ur response had me laughing out loud...Now i would have never done it but hey different strokes for different folks...Now on the flip side if i was homeboy i would be looking to find you and cut your fucking fingers off or some crazy shit like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 its funny now...until dude beats your ass....hahaha...seriously....you should have just been like naw...were just homies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 or "We're just homies that are kinda dealing with an unexpected pregnancy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairy McGay Gay Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 You never know how crazy chick's ex might be.. Some dudes are fuckin stupid and do crazy shit.. Protect ya neck homie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG seriously what if this guy forwards that shit to this bitch...she would have to be a real "roadpig" to still kick it with you after reading that...i hope he pounds you out....get ya grown man f'real even tho du sounded like a real stan with that message....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
potholder Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 seriously what if this guy forwards that shit to this bitch...she would have to be a real "roadpig" to still kick it with you after reading that... must have missed this post: i sent her what i wrote, and now she's asking me when are we going to go out for them drinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 yeah actually i think i half read that part.....what a prize she must be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 it woulda hurt his feelings more if you just said "yea we're fucking, but she doesnt love me either... " hahahahaahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckfiftyexports Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 whaddup people! your boy roadpiggy got involved in some MYSPACE drama over the weekend and i feel the need to share.. and what better place than 'the ounce'! i have this female friend and she recently broke up with her BF. we're just friends but we talk on the phone, message each other and even went out a few weeks ago. this saturday night, i get home and decide to check my messages. i see that her ex sent me a message. uh oh! so, i open the message and this is what he wrote. "Do you like ***,,,,have you two been dating ?" i didn't know what to say. i don't know him and i don't care to. i was tempted to say some outlandish shit, but i figured it would be best to talk to her about it. i waited until today to say something to her, and she said i should just tell him something to get him off her back...even if it was something crazy. so, since she gave me the greenlight, i let him have it. this is what i wrote...what do you think? harsh? on the money? could i have done better? what would you have written? ""sorry for the delayed response...i didn't know how to tell you. i thought about it and the truth is always best. we went out once, had some dinner and some drinks. after that we went back to my place and had a few more drinks. one thing led to another and the next thing i know she is giving me the best head i've ever had. maaaaan, after she licked the tip a few more times, i turned her around and pounded those buttcheeks like there was no tomorrow! i seriously thought it was over after i came on her titties but, she started slurrping the cum off my balls and had me stuff it in her again!! so, i did and before i came i pulled it out and let her masterbate until she came, then i came all over her stomach and watched it drip into her coochie...so, to answer your question, yes...i do like her...ALOT. that was quite possibly the best sexxx i've had in ages, and i can't wait to make her howl again!!"" HOWWWWWLLLL!!!! ahahahaha... :lol: If you wrote that to me, regardless of if it where true or not, during a break up with a girl I actually gave half a fuck about, you better believe I would greet you at your front door with a brick to your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torquemada Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 hahaha^ i just watched that shit the other day, i was hoping dude would take a hammer to her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
first_down Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 You seriously need to grow some balls dude. Unless the dude's rollin like Stephen Hawking he's seriously going to cut your dick off and stuff it up your nose. To be honest, I'd say you deserve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Your getting pwned any time sooon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 to me your response to the guy seems fucking stupid, i mean the guy asked you what is essentially a yes, no, or "mind your buisness" question. and you try to get all in his face about it. you called this thread "how to kill myspace drama", but you are the one starting shit. yeah, im betting that the guy responds by fucking your shit up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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