roadpig Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 whaddup people! your boy roadpiggy got involved in some MYSPACE drama over the weekend and i feel the need to share.. and what better place than 'the ounce'! i have this female friend and she recently broke up with her BF. we're just friends but we talk on the phone, message each other and even went out a few weeks ago. this saturday night, i get home and decide to check my messages. i see that her ex sent me a message. uh oh! so, i open the message and this is what he wrote. "Do you like ***,,,,have you two been dating ?" i didn't know what to say. i don't know him and i don't care to. i was tempted to say some outlandish shit, but i figured it would be best to talk to her about it. i waited until today to say something to her, and she said i should just tell him something to get him off her back...even if it was something crazy. so, since she gave me the greenlight, i let him have it. this is what i wrote...what do you think? harsh? on the money? could i have done better? what would you have written? ""sorry for the delayed response...i didn't know how to tell you. i thought about it and the truth is always best. we went out once, had some dinner and some drinks. after that we went back to my place and had a few more drinks. one thing led to another and the next thing i know she is giving me the best head i've ever had. maaaaan, after she licked the tip a few more times, i turned her around and pounded those buttcheeks like there was no tomorrow! i seriously thought it was over after i came on her titties but, she started slurrping the cum off my balls and had me stuff it in her again!! so, i did and before i came i pulled it out and let her masterbate until she came, then i came all over her stomach and watched it drip into her coochie...so, to answer your question, yes...i do like her...ALOT. that was quite possibly the best sexxx i've had in ages, and i can't wait to make her howl again!!"" HOWWWWWLLLL!!!! ahahahaha... :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[mania] Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 hmmm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Damn.... dude is going to be teh emoz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puhfester Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Nah, she's still with that dude, she's just trying to make him jealous. Now you're gonna get stabbed. Ooops. Haha. But seriously, good luck with that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 StabbedOner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 wow.. i hope he bashes your skull in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shellshock Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 put yourself in his shoes. i think itll be best to ignore it completly but shit was a hillarious read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I probably would have just said "none of your business, douchebag" and left it at that. It sounds like you're just going to create more drama for yourself, rather than less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 you're gunna get jumped and shot by the LOX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 I like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 my response would have been 'who the fuck are you, and why is it important?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 so, did you tell that girl what you said to him? what did she say? I bet she liked what you said . . . ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 NAH SON YOU SHOULDNA EVEN DID THAT B. YOU LOOKIN LIKE A BIRD ASS NIGGA RIGHT NOW. THE BEST THING TO DO WOULDA BEEN NOT RESPONDING OR JUST BEING LIKE "NIGGA MIND YOUR NECK" FUCK NIGGAS ACTIN LIKE FUCK NIGGAS. NIGGAS NEED TO BE GROWN MEN AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT BITCH. ITS LIKE A CAR B, WHEN YOUR CAR STARTS FUCKIN UP AND YOU ALREADY FIXED THE TRANSMISSION TWICE. ITS TIME TO GO, AND YOU AINT GONNA CALL THE NIGGA THAT BOUGHT YOUR CAR LIKE "YO HAVE YOU GONE ON ANY ROADTRIPS?" COME ON MY DU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 ahahahhahaahh /\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted March 5, 2007 Author Share Posted March 5, 2007 damn mero, you're right...i did add some fuel to the fire. fuck the dumbshit though...he shouldn't have tried to get in my business either. oh well, whats done is done. i sent her what i wrote, and now she's asking me when are we going to go out for them drinks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Big Pants Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 wow.. i hope he bashes your skull in Hahaha seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 that shits funny... i had some similiar shit happen to me, but i didnt write some crazy shit like that, cuz ole girl asked me just to let him be. cuz my first reaction was like yours, tell the mother fucker off on some crazy shit. luckily i didnt though, cuz that fool turned out to be a straight stalker, and with my new car, i cant have anyone fucking with me right now, he'll have me serving 20 to life on some myspace drama shit. hahahaha but what you wrote is funny though... post up his response if there is one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farside616 Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 NAH SON YOU SHOULDNA EVEN DID THAT B. YOU LOOKIN LIKE A BIRD ASS NIGGA RIGHT NOW. THE BEST THING TO DO WOULDA BEEN NOT RESPONDING OR JUST BEING LIKE "NIGGA MIND YOUR NECK" FUCK NIGGAS ACTIN LIKE FUCK NIGGAS. NIGGAS NEED TO BE GROWN MEN AND MOVE ON TO THE NEXT BITCH. ITS LIKE A CAR B, WHEN YOUR CAR STARTS FUCKIN UP AND YOU ALREADY FIXED THE TRANSMISSION TWICE. ITS TIME TO GO, AND YOU AINT GONNA CALL THE NIGGA THAT BOUGHT YOUR CAR LIKE "YO HAVE YOU GONE ON ANY ROADTRIPS?" COME ON MY DU. bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 kind of childish. I agree with Mero. I wouldn't have even bothered responding, because dude would be MORE pissed not knowing, and letting his mind wander. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Asiquan Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 That's some gay shit right there.............don't say shit over the net that you wouldn't say in person homey! I guarantee you wouldn't have "let him have it" to his face! Gay-Ron-Teed!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greensleeves Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 yeah man you might not give a shit about this dude, but thats rough on him, he's gonna brick you in the face, and mero is probably the reason ive lurked this board for so long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upup&away Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 This guy is gonna find you and kill you..better watch out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 how to: Start MYSPACE drama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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