Qawee Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Sleeping in a car is where its at. especially with that motherfucker turned on and the heat blazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 i sleep in my clothes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Not getting naked for sex = really lame Get naked....shit is fun!!! AyeBee has sex with his pajama pants on...he just pokes it through the little hole. HAHAHAHA!!!!! Mormon style? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 i can agree about the getting too hot while sleeping thing. I usually have to keep a foot uncovered to regulate my body temp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 aah, it is raining tonight, a nice break from the crazy heat that i have been getting where i live... im gonna sleep so well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 A few weeks ago I woke up fully dressed for work, coat, boots and all. Didn't get home like that the night before. Ahh, the wonder of alcohol Hahah That's some next level shit About two weeks ago, I woke up in my kitchen.. and couldn't find my cell phone, my wallet, or my keys They were all in the drawer at the bottom of my fridge That's not next level, because it didn't really benefit me :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 i can agree about the getting too hot while sleeping thing. I usually have to keep a foot uncovered to regulate my body temp. I knew agirl that did this. freakin weirdo... you wouldnt happen to be a 31 year old italian woman name paola would you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 WRITE A SCRIPT MA...EVERYTIME I READ SOMETHING SHORTY WROTE I READ IT LIKE SOME DEF POETRY JAM SHIT. ITS MAD FUNNY. OR IM JUST OD TOASTED, PROBABLY BOTH. YO IF I SAW A LADY IN A WHEELCHAIR WITH A GUN IN HER PURSE ID PUSH SHORTY DOWN THE STAIRS AND HAVE A FREE GUN. IMAGINE TRYING TO PUNCH A WHEELCHAIR LADY IN THE FACIAL WHILE SHE'S TRYIN TO DUMP A SHOT IN YOU. COMEDY B, GET TRACY MORGAN AND MAYA ANGELOU ON THE HORN I NEED TO SHOOT THIS TONIGHT! My mother is on my Myspace friend's list. She likes to feel like she is in-the-know when it comes to the going ons in my life. Whatever. I post bulletins. On a regular basis. Because people want to know what keeps my time busy. She calls my words poems. In one of those back-handed compliment type ways. Saying she likes what I have to say. But still calling me a poetry writing nerd. Whatever. Poetry is for over-weight 13 year old girls who dress in black and listen to sad music by candle light. Sometimes they cut themselves and pen they poetry in they own blood. Sometimes they use the tears of a lonely heart. Those poems are harder to read the next day. I guess there is the hip hop spoken word poetry shit. But that shit is real shitty. Pretentious assholes who think they have something profound to say. Strike a cord in us all. See things a different way. What a bunch of lame shit. I always wished my mom wasn't in a wheelchair. Just once I would love to punch her in the face. She deserves it. A million times over. She shot my dad in the knee caps once. She is not one who messes around with her hand gun. When I was on house arrest at the age of 18, she had to call the paramedics once. Thought I had taken too many pills. I hadn't taken any. Just too much rot gut whiskey. I peed in the corner when she tried to ask me questions. Then staggered and fell. The cops came with the paramedics. They wanted to take me to the hospital. I told them to let me smoke a cigarette first. While walking past my mother in the hallway, I shoved her wheelchair back against the wall and whispered threats. Something to the effect of wishing I had sliced her throat a long time ago. The cops tackled me. With knees to the neck. my mom told them not to hurt me. They couldn't. I was invincable drunk. But not above the law. I got out of jail with no shoes on. Went to a punk rock show. Cut my ankle monitor off. And never looked back. That was a a decade ago. And I have grown up since. But my mom still makes me want to kick her in the face sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 You could write a movie on that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 I wish for once I could go to a party with dudes like that present. I would pee in they beers. And then vanish into the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 no you dont... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Module X Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 hey blood fart, how about Bukowski poetry? your 'poems' kinda remind me of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 People have made the comparison before. I can see it. I don't make it a point to try to mimick his style. It is just how things have evolved. And feel comfortable to me. I take the easy route always. And this is what it looks like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roids Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 Anyways, back to sleeping naked; that shit is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 I gotta get a my puerto rican chick to come sleep with me naked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 my parents may walk in. awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Phil Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 been sleeping in teh newd for like 8 years or so now. when I first moved to the states, I lived in this attic that didn't have AC. terrible shit. finally moved in with my ex, and she persuaded me to start sleeping nekid. shits fucking champion. likewise, if I'm just chilling in bed watching tv and shit, I'll get rid of my threads. slip em back on if I have to dip out for a smoke or go into the kitchen or someshit. my last ex annoyed the fuck out of me. girl would sleep with her socks on, panties on, bra on, pj pants on, shirt on AND a fucking sweater. I just could handle it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 i bet she was smelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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