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The benefits

 

Comfort and health

 

Not only is sleeping naked more comfortable, but it's good for your health too. Increasing your level of comfort makes it easier for you to relax and sleep, so you get a better night's kip. The resulting deeper, longer sleep makes it easier for your body to regenerate and repair itself, and build up your energy for the day ahead.

Sexual benefits

 

If you sleep with a partner, being naked heightens the level of intimacy between you and makes having sex more easy. You are also more likely to have sex. You may also feel closer to your partner as a result of sleeping naked with them.

Work and lifestyle benefits

 

If you find yourself tired in the morning or during the day even though you've had at-least eight hours sleep, you may only be sleeping lightly for that period of time. As mentioned earlier, sleeping naked allows your body to relax more immediately, and you are more likely to fall into a deeper sleep more quickly and wake up refreshed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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My girl suggested that I try sleeping naked.

 

I never have before, always slept in boxers, and started doing so 3 days ago.

 

It's a whole new world. It really is that much better. Way more comfortable.

 

And I'm not sure why, but waking up naked is awesome.

 

Really try, I was skeptical, but now I can't imagine sleeping any other way.

 

Nod out with your cock out.

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I am too fat to roll over.

Morbidly obese, some Dr's like to claim.

Although there is nothing morbid about my weight.

It is a comfort zone.

Bed ridden.

It takes a team of five, armed with oars to flip me over.

And they get off work at nine.

So from nine until the time they arrive back in the mornings, I am left laying in whatever position they think I should sleep in for the night.

Sometimes they leave me sticks of butter to snack on throughout the night.

They sure are nice.

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i'd never say anything mean about you.

bake me cookies and a ham sammich.

 

k thanx

 

I am not homeless though.

I have a fancy apartment.

Full of fancy things.

That guests "ohhhh" and "ahhhh" over.

 

 

It's alright either way.

Not that I encourage people to say mean things to me.

It's just that it doesn't matter to me.

One way or the other.

People on the internet don't even exist in real life.

 

 

Cookies.

Aren't my favorite thing in the world.

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I am not homeless though.

I have a fancy apartment.

Full of fancy things.

That guests "ohhhh" and "ahhhh" over.

 

 

It's alright either way.

Not that I encourage people to say mean things to me.

It's just that it doesn't matter to me.

One way or the other.

People on the internet don't even exist in real life.

 

 

Cookies.

Aren't my favorite thing in the world.

 

 

but we're homies.

 

i know you're not homeless, mexican, or a midget.

although it'd be nice if you were.

 

i exist in a world that plays iggy pop and operation ivy,

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I'm Mexican enough.

Not real Mexican though.

Because I hear those types like to steal jobs.

I'm the lazy type of Mexican.

The type who like to hang out in the parking lot all day drinking beers and listening to music that's heavy on the accordian.

 

I have said it once before.

blood fart=street walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm.

 

My mom has N.W.A. -"Fuck The Police" on her Ipod.

She was once arrested for assaulting an officer.

By means of rolling over his feets in her electric wheelchair.

They took her to Central Booking and then she told them she had a loaded .38 in a bag hanging from her wheelchair.

It was true.

The cops looked like idiots.

They took her wheelchair away from her while she was in jail.

Said it could have been used as a weapon.

It happens.

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I had a discussion about this last night.

I think the conclusion was that if you sat on the bed in your jeans which have also sat on the subway, then the germs from all the subway grime on your jeans will eventually find its way into your jap's eye.

However, my bed is very clean and used exclusively for sleeping, eating and maybe building a little fort.

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