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why is john mayer so popular?

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Jack Mayer Dave Johnson John Matthews, all those college-band dudes that girls love run together to me. I was at a lame party at UCSB once and I fell asleep in a chair and woke up to some asian girl saying "Oh my god! You look like John Mayer!!!!!!" So I said "fuck John Mayer" and went back to sleep.

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I ALWAYS WONDERED WHY TOO. THIS NIGGA ISNT PARTICULARLY TALENTED B, UNLESS IM MISSIN SOMETHIN.

 

he's white, by the way.

 

and who cares? because he croons to needy 15-year-old girls. close thread.

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dude can really play guitar, ill give him that. i don't particularly like him though. Girls like him because he's all adorable looking and whatnot is what ive guessed. Think of him like prince without the attitude and flamboyant get-up.

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that shit right there is a big reason. bitches love it.

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Think of him like prince without the attitude and flamboyant get-up.

 

please don't ever use those two artists in the same sentence again. k tnx.

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that's what I'm saying. prince is on another planet. this douche can only write cheesy pop shit. prince goes all over the place.

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that shit right there is a big reason. bitches love it.

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please don't ever use those two artists in the same sentence again. k tnx.

 

seriously.prince is not fucking adorable.at all150x223.jpg

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YEAH BUT PRINCE IS A LEGEND/ICON/SUPERHERO

 

JOHN MAYER IS A HOMO THAT LOOKS LIKE HE SHOULD BE IN ROMANTIC COMEDIES WITH CLAIRE FORLANI.

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he wasn't dissing prince. john mayer is not even in the same universe of talent as prince

 

understood, forgive me

 

thats kinda what i was trying to say prince being more than few levels up, just that the mayer dude has some talent that isn't really shown because he's busy doing uninspired college ballads

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Jack Mayer Dave Johnson John Matthews, all those college-band dudes that girls love run together to me. I was at a lame party at UCSB once and I fell asleep in a chair and woke up to some asian girl saying "Oh my god! You look like John Mayer!!!!!!" So I said "fuck John Mayer" and went back to sleep.

 

John Mayer writes Panty-Dropper songs.... girls love his stuff. Chalmers has it right - lump him in with DMB, Jack Johnson, Donovan Frankenritter, whatever....

 

Mayer couldn't carry Princes jockstrap, FWIW.

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