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WEEKEND --- IN LIKE A LION

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It's the start of March, and I hope that old saying 'In like a lion, out like a lamb' is true.

There's powerlines down all over my city, and floods everywhere. Even the mayor was

on the radio telling people to stay home if they dont have to go out. It's wild in the streets!

 

FIRDYA

- pay fuckin' day!

- meet up with a friend and his wife

- go to see the Raptors. They're hot right now.

- after game drinks

 

SATRUDYA

- go do some shopping

- take power hammock naps all day

- my girl is house sitting, so I'm going to go visit her

- go out to dinner somewhere across town

 

SNUDYA

- jeeze... I dunno. this weekend is wide open

 

 

 

FUNTIME

 

Apparently it’s hip-hop’s creative process……fascinating………..

Here's how it works.

1) Pick the month you were born in

Jan - I cuddled with

Feb - I killed

Mar - I ran shirtless with

Apr - I raped

May - I killed

Jun - I banged

Jul - I needed

Aug - I ran naked with

Sept - I stabbed

Oct - I ate out

Nov - I slept with

Dec - I smoked with

 

2) Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man

02 - a horse

03 - a pornstar

04 - a toothbrush

05 - Santa Claus

06 - a bag of weed

07 - a prostitute

08 - a jew

09 - a ninja

10 - a homo

11 - Paris Hilton

12 - the trojan man

13 - a whore

14 - a cat

15 - a pickle

16 - a glass of milk

17 - a bisexual

18 - YOUR MOM (mam)

19 - an orange

20 - a crackhead

21 - a bowl of cereal

22 - an easter egg

23 - my ex

24 - a condom

25 - a jar of honey

26 - a lesbian

27 - a homeless guy

28 - a french fry

29 - your dealer

30 - a stripper

31 - Ur grandma

3) Pick the colour of the top your wearing now.

White - Because thats how i roll

Black - because im sexy as hell

Pink - Because the lil people told me to

Red - because I have AMAZING boobs

Blue - because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

Polka Dots - because I hate my life

Purple - because I'm gay

Gray - because I love marijuana

Other - because I have double D's

Green - because I'm beautiful

Orange - because I smoke crack

Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose

Brown - because i had to

Shirtless - because I've got abs

 

4) Now paste your sentence.

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FIRDYA

-Work

-Paintball?

-Nap

 

 

SATRUDYA

- ????

 

SNUDYA

???

 

 

FUNTIME

 

I raped a bowl of cereal because I'm beautiful...

 

 

wow, emo and gay :o

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Friday-

 

Doctors

Work

Physio

Work

Drink

12oz

 

Saturday

 

Work

Drink

Catch up with sisters for a while

????

 

Sunday

????? (That involves drinking)

 

 

I killed a toothbrush because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

 

 

Well I guess that is that then.

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I ran shirtless with a whore because im sexy as hell

 

 

and i just wish i could do that all weekend long

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no comment, heres a picture though.

 

IMG_1500.jpg

 

i dont know those B's. but if they come with a bottle of blue it really doesnt matter does it.

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FIRDYA

Not sure yet.Might go out to eat with my lady and some of her co-workers.

Then proceed to local dive bar and get shitty tonight..

 

 

SATRUDYA..

Work a side job and make a few hundred bucks for a 2 hours of work.

Sleep during the afternoon

Head to a Birthday party at some lame bar/restaurant.

Then proceed to a going away party at another lame bar/restaurant..

Be home by midnight..

Get up at 3 am to go out and paint freights..

 

Snudya.

get home around noon from painting and sleep until 5 or 6

Then just chill the rest of the night..

 

 

I killed a lesbian because I'm a pimp and you're jealous

 

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FIRDYA

-Werk (I think I am gonna get fired or at least yelled at today people from one of the companies we deal with called and asked if there was another provider since we cant handle the volume...which is true we cant)

-Go practice for show saturday

-Go do sound for my old band

-Pass out

 

SATRUDYA

-Wake up get truck fixed or find someone who will do it in 1 day

-Practice with acoustic band for 12 to 3

-Practice with real band till 8pm

-9pm to 130am play acoustic show

SNUDYA

- Sleep all day maybe drive my car pending its fixed...

-Be depressed that if I have to go to werk monday...

 

 

 

FUNTIME

I ran naked with a condom because I'm a pimp and you're jealous...

 

 

 

 

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i ran shirtless with a horse because i'm a pimp and you're jealous (today is my birthday)

 

Friday

being lame.. possibly go visit some friends a few cities away

 

Saturday

celebrate birthday... hopefully free booze and lapdances, try not to puke on a stripper.

 

Sunday

recover

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FIRDYA

- Chill

- Get Camera

- Sabbath

 

SATRUDYA

- Sabbath

- PURIM STARTS!!!

 

SNUDYA

- More Purim- Lots of foodz...

- DRUNK?

- Chill with friend and eat some Hamantashin

 

 

 

FUNTIME

I slept with a french fry because I'm a pimp and you're jealous.

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FIRDYA

- Chill all night

- Lite cleaning of the floors

 

SATRUDYA

- Professional carpet cleaners comming in

- Pictures

- SilkScreenShop

- Work 'dem torrents- I need FlashMX, Dreamweaver for MAC with Kraks if you can help?

- PunkRock Whiskey bar

 

SNUDYA

- I'd love to fuck all day, but i have no lady

 

I ran shirtless with a prostitute because I'm a pimp and you're jealous!

My birthday is WEDNESDAY! What the hell I'm fittin to be 26!!!

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FRIDAY

-work til 4

-got to parents house - have dinner

-get home - possible sexy time?

 

SATURDAY

-wake up early - meet with realtor - see more condos

-clean crib a bit

-meet girls sister out for her bday

-drinkage oner

 

SUNDAY

-wake up early

-go see yet more condos

-make a good ass dinner

-bed early

 

 

Starbucks makes me have to turd.

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Friday:

Work

Skate

Roomate is having poker night at the house.

I will most likely end up in the art room drinking and drawing.

 

Saturday:

No plans yet

Drink and Paint at some point

 

Sunday:

Relax

Drink some more ....

 

 

FUNTIME

I banged a jew because I love marijuana

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lamb.jpg

lamb_300x193.jpg

 

FiReDYA

- hurry up and wait day at work. WACK!

- bagels and coffee

- show homie how to use camera that's the same as mine. all sweating me and shit

- most likely get insanely boozefaced.

 

SaTErDYA

- waste money on bullshit

- take photos of people places and things

- probably booze more

- eat well

- stay up late

 

SNoDYA

-rollpunches

 

 

FUNTIME

 

 

 

I banged a stripper because I love marijuana

omg its so true. now i'm going to the strip club.

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Friday- No work, just woke up and it's running hard as fuck. It's supposed to stop this afternoon, so I'll prolly chill around the house all day then the usual. Go eat, rack some vodka, wait for all the homies to assemble, get shitty at my crib, go eat again, go downtown and watch club fights

 

Saturday- Work 7-4, prolly nap, then party for some kid I can't stand

 

Sunday- Work 5-2, sleep

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You better bring them luck, RumPuncher! Not that they need it, really.

 

 

FIRDYA

- pick up cheque

- eat some serious korean bbq or some greek

 

SATRUDYA

- buy a new membership at a nice gym

SNUDYA

- I hope Rome is back on

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I'ma sleep on this weekend. Caught 2 hour naps every night this week, shit has sucked for really reals.

 

and I aint gonna let yall know my birthday !1

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FIRDYA

- homework

- skate?

- drink

 

SATRUDYA

- hang out with girlfriend

- finish up all homework

- watch a movie

 

SNUDYA

- beach?

 

 

 

FUNTIME

 

i killed a prostitute because ive got abs

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FRIDAY

-go down church brew works, get some pipe organ ale

-pens game

-b-day party for a buddy

 

saturday

-fix my POS hyundai

-more beer i guess

 

sunday

-not a god damn thing

-spring break official

 

I ran naked with a jar of honey because im sexy as hell.

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Loading dump trucks with snow, all weekend

 

 

i smoked with santa claus cause i'm sexy as hell

 

 

 

 

 

 

not fucking happy

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