serum Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 ^ then you have to listen to lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ko SprueOne Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 so . . . what happened? the dude... the dog... your job... your house... do you still live there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 ugh. i had a bestfriend as a roommate and shit went down. so she didnt want to give me rent, so i told her i was keeping all her shit. so she said she was calling the cops. i just wanted the bitch out of my life so before her and the cops and her family all came to gather her shit i threw it all out in the street on my driveway. dirty dishes mixed with her clothes and breakables everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 ^ then you have to listen to lifetime. hahahahahha......... ahaha. nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2006-1984 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 smoke a joint and eat girl scout cookies... Woh woh woh, slow down buddy... *Blunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted August 20, 2007 Author Share Posted August 20, 2007 so . . . what happened? the dude... the dog... your job... your house... do you still live there? Im still here. I quit the dealership due to a conflict of interest with my service manager. He left the dog in the room to shit everywhere. He tried to pawn the dog off onto the other roomate, which wasnt having it. I told him to take the dog with him or it was going to the SPCA. He very promptly had the dog removed. He still works with my other roomate so he is over here a lot. Sometimes I dont mind, other times I dont like the fact that he is here when I get home. He makes an effort to leave when I get here or not long after. When I told him he had to go, I suppose he had not really many options so he latched onto the first girl he met and ended up moving in with her and her mom. This girl is ugly as fuck and looks like Spongebob ya'll, Im not shitting you! I mean, beyond the fact that her body is flat on both sides, I mean in the face and the whole shebang. Its quite uncanny. In all actuality he's not a bad dude, he just makes very bad choices and doesnt think before he does things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 i hate bitches with sponge bob squarepants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 SOME 1 you are the man bikes get girls obviously good job, this thread was on the decline after the kill him with the dog comment, but u broght that shit up cute kitty and all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tabloid- Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Rub one out in his shampoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 SOME 1 you are the man bikes get girls obviously good job, this thread was on the decline after the kill him with the dog comment, but u broght that shit up cute kitty and all Hahaha yea i came into this thread thought it was a new thread. Then I am like WHOA!? I know those people!!!Haha yes bikes do get girls... So yea what exactly happened with this whole deal? My roomate now wanted a cat I had to sit there telling her that cats were stupid for an hour. Her story was: "I dont want a cat I really want a kitten cats are stupid but kittens are cute" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 ^ahahahahahahahah classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 post his nudes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groyn shmoyn Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 i thought this was a new thread too... come to find out i posted in it months ago. my old roomate still owes me about a buck twenty. its been almost 9 months now since promises of payback were made/broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XJONATHONX Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Break his fucking nose. Edit: That may just be the teenager in me, but it seems like the only acceptable course of action after this long... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 dood would have been thrown down the stairs the second he got stoopid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 Yeah some1 what happened to those girls? The one in white is smoking fine!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avancier2 Posted August 21, 2007 Author Share Posted August 21, 2007 No more roomates for me. The only other people I would consider letting move in would be my brother and his girl. Doing the yardwork around this place is a major undertaking. You would have to be retired to have the time to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Haha yes bikes do get girls... my brother rides a chopper and he's like, "Yo, you should get one, they come with a lifetime supply of blowjobs" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 whipe your ass with his favorite shirt. gets the message across that hes not wanted and at the same time whipe your bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 An ex girlfriend of mine had issues with a roommate of hers.. I more or less tortured the asshole in one night... His shoes weren't safe... His toothbrush wasn't safe.. His pillows, blankets and mattress weren't safe. None of his food or drinks were safe... I punked him in front of his girl when he got home.. Dude called his mom to come get him.. I did things that people still look at me strange for... But he left.. And the party continued... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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