Milk Grenades Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Hmmmmm, expensive raw fish for watching sherock and kitty-cat-face have crazy-colonics. Doodz I'm down for sure. Just 3 guidelines: • Colonics must be admistered at the same time while you two face each other (talk about whatever). • I must be present and allowed exlusive photography rights to the expulation of your gooie insides. • The entire time you girl's vaginas must be covered like the Jap girls in the anal eel videos (HOT). If all goes well there are yuppie cupcakes in it for you. Perhaps anal as well, but no promises. i was about to say, "well, then you're not invited," but then i read the cupcakes part and changed my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 well..i can't technically diagnose or say what's wrong with you.... because I don't know that much...and don't want to mislead you.. BUT.. It sounds like stress and anxiety. I've got serious ulcer issues and really fucked up stomach problem, and any stress makes it ten times worse and I'm chillen in the bathroom like 6 times in a day or more.. Yea. gross. but it's true. You shouldn't rely on nexium or prevacid or anything like that.. Visit : http://www.drweil.com He gives some decent tips on diet suggestions and things you can do for bad stomachs.. Like I said up there, try drinking a tablespoon of aloe vera a day. You can get that at whole foods or whatever. I don't have health insurance either, and your regular family doc isn't going to offer much help. Also try drinking a cup of tea a day. Something with ginger root (it soothes), or peppermint ( also has soothing properties and it calms your nerves and stomach). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 5, 2007 Author Share Posted April 5, 2007 i was about to say, "well, then you're not invited," but then i read the cupcakes part and changed my mind. you didn't think this sounded fun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 jeez detface..thats an offer I simply could NOT turn down. we must make arrangements. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Aight good lookin' out I'm gonna try that stuff out. I think it actually might be from stress and anxiety because although it happens at times when I feel like I'm just chillin, it gets real bad when I have a job interview or something I'm worrying about, it's actually the reason I dropped out of highschool too, I'd get halfway to school and BANG hardcore stomach pains. Pot, Getting drunk and eating Xanax all seem to fix my stomach but I never really connected it with them making me less anxious and relax. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 well you also have to keep in mind that recreational pill use also deteriorates your stomach's lining :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Yeah I don't eat them anymore, the last time I did I mixed Xanax, Vicodin, Coke and about 30 Natty Lites, needless to say I was shitting reddish stool for a few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
estaked Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 this thread is pretty good ha ha ATWW comes through in the cut /no homo Also, if I get my gf to get on this for a while. Will it increase my chances of getting anal?[/color][/center][/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 6, 2007 Author Share Posted April 6, 2007 Also, if I get my gf to get on this for a while. Will it increase my chances of getting anal?[/color][/b] FACT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 i dont know how i missed this thread. this is seriously funny stuff, not to mention i actually use a mild form of cleanser/bulking agent. the first time i took this stuff i dropped the biggest TBF in the history of the world. seriously, there wasnt enough water on the planet to cover this thing...it could have been an addition to the aleutian islands. i have noticed that my poops are a lot quicker and less messy (no more mud butt) and my girlfriend loves it because im not farting every two minutes like i used to. i give it a big thumbs up and being that its essentially souped up fiber im not too terribly concerned about any health issues. anyhow, did you ever follow through det? Tri-Cleanse Internal Cleanser 10 Oz from Planetary Formulas Many of today's bulking agents and internal cleansers produce noticeable and seemingly beneficial effects. However, it is important to proceed with care when using such products. While most are beneficial for elimination, they can impair assimilation, or may include dependency-forming laxative agents, such as senna leaf. Planetary Formulas Tri-Cleanse is different. It is formulated specifically to support digestive and eliminative functions without causing weakness or dependency. Some of the most highly respected bulking fibers, including psyllium and flax seeds, are combined with the legendary Triphala combination of Ayurvedic herbalism and with the digestive-supporting, warming carminatives anise, ginger and citrus peel. The result is a comprehensive, balanced approach to internal lower bowel cleansing and bowel regularity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Where are your pics?? I was so waiting for this thread to pop!! That stuff sounds nasty (but in a good way) boogiehands. So you swear by this stuff?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted July 2, 2007 Author Share Posted July 2, 2007 the first time i took this stuff i dropped the biggest TBF in the history of the world. seriously, anyhow, did you ever follow through det? Handie- do you have more details about your poop, we'd love to hear more. Also what does TBF mean? I haven't done it but I will.:cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 i hope this is the only situation i find myself asking people to see or know more about their poop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 I found it funny how in the latest episode of Entourage, the main comedy of the episode was centered around anal expulsions and rimjobs. It made me think of this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 4, 2007 Share Posted July 4, 2007 I'm so thinking about trying this myself, if only just to lose some weight. I weighed myself and I am heavier than I have ever been, and I think it is because all the crap I have been eating, and due to taking it easy on the beer, I have been experiencing some of the things boogie described (farting too much, not shitting enough). If I do, be prepared to be updated thru this thread (but probably without pics, as I can't be bothered with getting up to grab a cam without wiping first which would cover it anyway) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 Handie- do you have more details about your poop, we'd love to hear more. Also what does TBF mean? I haven't done it but I will.:cool: just to bump this again.... a TBF is a "toilet bowl filler", or mountain of poop that rises up out of the water and has to be flushed more than once....aka, the best thing ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted July 6, 2007 Author Share Posted July 6, 2007 Ha! I can't wait for this to happen to me. I'll try my best to do a massive chicago-land toilet tour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 it will be seen floating down the river - i can only hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 you sound like an olympian..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 TBF for the win!! Hahah, thanks for the explaination, I did one after getting back from rotto, I should have photographed it!! Waiting to see where this thread ends up1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 6, 2007 Share Posted July 6, 2007 honestly, i think it will probably end up being a new 12oz low if we all start posting cleanse induced dumps. i mean "a new low" in the positive sense, mind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.saim. Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 when i was a wee young lad i used to be able to take submarine-sandwich sized shits. my mom would always ask me how that would be? she would ask "doesnt it hurt?" oh well.things are different now. my poo is normal or at least i think. idk; blame canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 i think i am going to try this stuff because my girl was reading up on it and im on this new healthy trip...as healthy as you can be while drinking a few times a week and smoking some endo... but imagine the shit that would come out of a 300 pounder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 I don't really want to imagine ralphy, but you should post pics, as it seems deterrent lost his way somehow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 i think i have an ulcer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Basegow Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 I HAD AN ULCER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 DO THAT SHIT, RALPHY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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