^ . ^ Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 jeeesh. just because I was educated at a "backrubbing school" doesn't make me uneducated when it comes to holistic healthcare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitchAssSlut Posted March 3, 2007 Share Posted March 3, 2007 anyone remember that thread "best poop stories" or something like that... classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRUM Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 This is the death that lives inside us... Dude, I'm totally about to get on this. http://www.drnatura.com/index.html The peoples stories are Killer!!!!:eek: LOL you just played with your feces bro. Hope it was worth the pictures. :D :D :D Oh god FLUSH IT FLUSH IT FLUSH IT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 colon hydrotherapy http://www.cleansinginstitute.com/ guaranteed to get all the poo out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_R_O_N Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 ^^^ i dunno about that....to have some machine pump my ass full of water seems major /homo. my friend said it felt good though, but with a swift no homo at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 thanks to deterrent and his fine thread, i looked into getting one. $85 for one session. i've always been a little afraid of anal, but maybe this will be my baby step into anal pleasures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 colon hydrotherapy sounds magical. I'd be down. but I'm sort of afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 colon hydrotherapy sounds magical. I'd be down. but I'm sort of afraid. it would be cool to take a friend then you could just chit chat with eachother and make a fun day of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 wanna go with me? we'll hold hands. /no homo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 definitely, it could be a magical experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 dude i have major stomach problems and get the shits about 4 times a week, that hydro colon shit sounds pretty cool. i feel weird having some person stick shit in my ass and sitting there naked though..hmmmmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 you should drink a tablespoon of aloe vera juice. it helps heal stomach ulcerations and irritation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 dude i have major stomach problems and get the shits about 4 times a week, that hydro colon shit sounds pretty cool. i feel weird having some person stick shit in my ass and sitting there naked though..hmmmmmmm i'm sure you're not just sitting there naked, there's privacy. but the sticking in the ass deal does sound a little scary, but then your ass will be pumped full of water, it might be refreshing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 5, 2007 Author Share Posted April 5, 2007 OMG OMG OMG OMG May I come with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 i think it would be INVIGORATING. too bad they can't pump fiji water and mint up your butt. THEN I'd be down, no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 you can come, but only if you buy us sushi lunch after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 let's make a date, come visit me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 i'm only visiting if you're gonna put out, she. but AFTER the butt cleaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 I have hemorrhoids, I'd imagine anything going in my ass would hurt because a lot of times it hurts when stuff comes out, or I wipe. Fuck skateboarding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 hems are hereditary i thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 well my booty will be clean as a whistle, i'm down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet. see ya in ten, sheface. /noyeshomo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 ten days, ten hours, ten months, ten years? don't make it too long or i'll be getting the hydro alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 ten minutes. holler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Hemmys can be, I haven't asked any of my parents if I was pre-disposed already. But I got mine from a couple of shitty skateboarding accidents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 you should get your hemmys cut off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Catface drop some knowledge and help on me heres my situation For about the last 4 years or so I have frequently been having very bad stomach pains and getting the shits almost daily. One of my dumb ass doctors tried to tell me it was from anxiety and another one said I have "acid reflux" and prescribed me to Nexium. The Nexium helped a little but not nearly good enough, and I am now health insurance-less so I'm fucked on that tip. Usually when I take shits its real grainy like coffee grounds and floats on the top and there seems to be some type of mucus that looks like it is sticking to the bowl as it is flushed. I get bad hemmerhoids and when I whipe my ass I get little blotches of blood on the toilet paper. My diet isn't the best but I don't think it should cause me to have this shit 24/7. Let me know as much as you can about what types of things I could do to help ease this stuff out of my life. Thx. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 My ass bumps don't hurt enough to warrant me spending money and probably much more pain to get them cut off. They are just annoying sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 5, 2007 Author Share Posted April 5, 2007 Hmmmmm, expensive raw fish for watching sherock and kitty-cat-face have crazy-colonics. Doodz I'm down for sure. Just 3 guidelines: • Colonics must be admistered at the same time while you two face each other (talk about whatever). • I must be present and allowed exlusive photography rights to the expulation of your gooie insides. • The entire time you girl's vaginas must be covered like the Jap girls in the anal eel videos (HOT). If all goes well there are yuppie cupcakes in it for you. Perhaps anal as well, but no promises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Re: Jesus Claus the sin from my insides! well if you eat whole grain foods and things that arent processed, and drink at least 70 ounces of water a day you're doing fine :) *edited for my quack info. ive been eating cereal with lots of whole grain and lots of tuna. also fruits and veggies and drinking lots of water mon-friday. weekend i might treat myself to some good ol mexican food. also running at least a mile a day. how am i doing kitty cat? any changes i should do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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