Abracadabra Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Re: Jesus Claus the sin from my insides! you're all talking shit. if you really want to detox get a vodka enema. that'll clean you right out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Re: Jesus Claus the sin from my insides! haha. that stuff is nuts. If your shitting out all your mucus whats keeping your colon moist and lubricated? I doesnt seem healthy to me. I mean if you want to feel good, eat healthy and exersize daily or at least every other day. Thats what im trying to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Re: Jesus Claus the sin from my insides! read this: http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/colon-cleansers-are-they-safe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Smite Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Awesome. I need to fuck with milk thistle, what do you do just stick that shit in some water and call it a day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 you might need some of these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 1, 2007 Author Share Posted March 1, 2007 Re: Jesus Claus the sin from my insides! read this: http://www.webmd.com/diet/features/colon-cleansers-are-they-safe Thanks MAR! You always come correct, I'm going to rethink doing this.:) :p :p :p :p :p :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 you have to let us know how this goes. on monday i'm trying my first, and only detox. fruits and vegtables only for 9 days. mitch quit smoking two years ago and has since gained 35 pounds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 ok nevermind, i just read that article Mar posted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Re: Jesus Claus the sin from my insides! Thanks MAR! You always come correct, I'm going to rethink doing this.:) :p :p :p :p :p :p but don't believe the catface. :rolleyes: pssh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 So the majority here are going for the lemonade mix? Im just gonna go ahead and jump on that bandwagon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted March 1, 2007 Share Posted March 1, 2007 Also, if I get my gf to get on this for a while. Will it increase my chances of getting anal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Jesus Claus the sin from my insides! but don't believe the catface. :rolleyes: pssh. real medicine owns holistic medicine 9/10. I dont fuck with shit that isnt tested and regulated. And for all you looking to get into shape: eat healthy and excersize; Im sure gliko would back me up on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 not to come off rude or snippy, but I don't believe in real medicine that much, but I respect your opinion. To each their own :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 i think real medicine is scary. i tend to get super side effects from anything. so i havent even taken an aspirin in about 4 years.i try to stick to natural stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Forget whether or not it works for a second, the fact that herbal remedies are unregulated and untested is seriously disturbing to me. st johns wart for example is a very dangerous drug when combined with other perscription medications (its actually dangerous alone if your bipolar) and since most doctors dont know what herbal remedies patients are taking its hard for them to protect you from harm. With perscription medicines its all catologed in a database or your personal health records so doctors and pharmesists can make sure that you dont have complications due to combos of medicines. Modern medicine may not be perfect but at least its heavily researched and controlled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 seems like a lot of work ill take my cancer thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap two Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Awesome. I need to fuck with milk thistle, what do you do just stick that shit in some water and call it a day? It comes in capsules, so yeah. Take it with food. Results may vary. Trader Joes has it for the best price/quality ratio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blart.BOS Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Jesus Claus the sin from my insides! When you do a real detox like the one I'm talking about, one can poop 15-30 pounds. It's all poo that is stuck in your digestive track and other parts before your butt. It'll get you shitting and get your tummy flat. I'm getting ready to fuck tons of island girls in hawaii! 15-30 pounds!:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap two Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 yeah i'm not really down with mainstream medicine, just like mainstream media and other shit. i don't really want to delegate away all my decisions to a doctor that has been trained moreso in prescription medicines and supporting the pharamaceutical industry than actually HEALING. notice how much mainstream medicine has things that "treat" your ailment indefinitely, but not a whole lot in terms of real solutions that give you long term benefit? yeah, exercise, fruits+veggies, positive outlook and staying away from stress are going to do a lot more for something than an indefinite supply of prozac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 my thoughts exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 herbs are fucking scary. i tried taking a daily vitamin that contained all different types of herbs. my heart felt like it was going to jump out of my chest. horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 Im saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap two Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 herbs are fucking scary. i tried taking a daily vitamin that contained all different types of herbs. my heart felt like it was going to jump out of my chest. horrible. well maybe you should know what you're taking before you take it, ever think of that one? like dude, this one time i took this freaky pill and my dick was hard for like, 4 hours. i couldn't even go outside because people would just stare at my full fledged boner and all eyes were on me :rolleyes: in all seriousness, were you taking some herbal weight loss supplement with ephedra in it or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 no i think this is where the problem lies. Since anyone can buy herbal supliments it can make things tricky. Nobody thinks herbs are going to be bad for you, i mean its only a plant right? Wrong. Since most people will buy herbals w/o consulting a G.P. they can put themselves at risk. Moral of the story, herbals need to be regulated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap two Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 yeah I kind of agree with that, the FDA is so far slanted towards pharmaceuticals that they don't really regulate much else ("THE FDA HAS NOT EVALUATED ANY OF THESE STATEMENTS......"), so company X can put whatever herbal combination in their product that they want, and you don't really know which brand has integrity vs. which doesn't. than again i'd hope the regulation wouldn't result in corruption as is often the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 blah blah blah. when john wayne died, he had 60 pounds of shit stuck in his colon. that is fact. deterrent, seriously, make a thread about this stuff once you do it. sounds like it could be pretty rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greensleeves Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 despite the grossness of it all in the end. yes major shit action is awesome thread material. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 great photos. im now nautious. thank you. i suddenly i have a craving for lemonade. and big league chew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 2, 2007 Author Share Posted March 2, 2007 Re: Jesus Claus the sin from my insides! but don't believe the catface. :rolleyes: pssh. Well you were educated at at a backrubbing school... I think I'll take my chances with a 12oz stranger.:) Oh BTW I've spoken with several people whom have done this, and several REAL "health care Professtionals" and this is perfectly healthy to do as long as you don't constantly do it. Colon Cleansing for a month is ok, the problem lies when you do it for 3 months or start and stop it. So, pictures of my poop will be comming via CH.0 soon. Anyone doing the lemonade diet thing MAKE SURE DO A LIVER CLEANSE after it, because it passes tons of toxins durring that time. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubbish heap two Posted March 2, 2007 Share Posted March 2, 2007 http://www.curezone.com/ lotta bullshit on there, though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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