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Jesus Claus shat on my insides!

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Re: Jesus! Cleanse the sin from my insides!

 

whoa, this girl on american idol singing right now has no neck. she looks like a black version of willow.

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Re: Jesus! Cleanse the sin from my insides!

 

the jesus cleanse translates into "jean claude" every single time i look over this thread title.

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dude thats gross.

 

 

 

how about a website that discusses this that's not trying to sell a product...?

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Re: Jesus! Cleanse the sin from my insides!

 

fuckin a....i just threw up a little in my mouth...

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Re: Jesus! Cleanse the sin from my insides!

 

"Jean Claude cums on my indsides"

possable title change?

 

BTW I ordered a 2 month supply my pictures will come soon enough

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Re: Jesus! Cleanse the sin from my insides!

 

"Jean Claude cums on my indsides"

possable title change?

 

BTW I ordered a 2 month supply my pictures will come soon enough

 

that seals the deal, I won't be back in this thread buddy....

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Re: Jesus Claus the sin from my insides!

 

i learned about the toxins built up in body/flushing them out a while back in massage school. It's some pretty sick shit.

 

 

you shouldn't detox for more than 4 days at a time though.

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btw, eat kimchee. that will clean your insides. there are other fruits and veggies that will do the trick. fuck pouring money into a doctor's pockets.

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because you technically only need 3 days to detox your body, if done correctly. Anything exceeding that can become dangerous, and you end up depleting important vitamins and minerals from the body.

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and i wouldn't waste money on shit like that. There may be other ingredients in there that you don't want to be fucking with, that super flush out your colon.

 

The easiest and safest detox is with the lemonade mix. It's got cayenne pepper, some honey, some lemon and water. Recipes are floating around the internet everywhere.

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you shouldn't detox for more than 4 days at a time though.

 

YO yo Catface, fuck all the bullshit.. im gettin bizzeee on this tip for 60 days and no less.

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in all serious detface, dont. You can and will get seriously sick. :(

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and i wouldn't waste money on shit like that. There may be other ingredients in there that you don't want to be fucking with, that super flush out your colon.

 

The easiest and safest detox is with the lemonade mix. It's got cayenne pepper, some honey, some lemon and water. Recipes are floating around the internet everywhere.

 

YO yo catface fuck all that.. those are horses of different colors.. like orange and apple.. HORSE APPLES!!!!!!!

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yo homie. I'm all about the apples. Holler at the catface.

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THE LEMONADE CLEANSE — This recipe is to be used just in the morning. You may eat for the rest of the day. Please combine the following ingredients.

 

WATER: 1 quart of water. Should be spring water, filtered water or distilled water.

 

LEMONS: Juice of two freshly squeezed lemons or three limes. Lemon helps food move through the stomach, it's a natural antacid because it helps the stomach's natural bicarbonate work; people who wake in the morning feeling bloated and nauseous and can't face breakfast should drink lemon in water. It cleanses the liver and increases expectoration and thins mucus.

 

MAPLE SYRUP: 4 teaspoons of maple syrup. Maple syrup contains an abundance of minerals. This is used for calories and sweetness.

 

CAYENNE PEPPER: ¼ teaspoon of cayenne pepper. Cayenne pepper warms and improves blood flow to the hands, feet and the internal organs. It also relieves gas and colic. Cayenne pepper stimulates the secretion of digestive juices, treats infections and stomach ulcers that are caused by a bacteria.

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Re: Jesus Claus the sin from my insides!

 

in all serious detface, dont. You can and will get seriously sick. :(

 

seriously fuck that. I'm doning it, you'll see the pictures, I'll prolly live 20 years longer because of it! on the real!:p

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