Weapon X Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I know some girls who come off as your normal everyday women. They work, or maybe school, they like to party once in a while, listen to the radio in their car, take the subway to shop downtown, talk about whether Michael Jackson is guilty, and discuss books that are currently on the national bestseller list. And they have, at one time or another, sucked dick for cocaine. So, fuck it, I should just start fucking strictly with hookers, or just treat all women like hookers. Would this make sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 I know some girls who come off as your normal everyday women. They work, or maybe school, they like to party once in a while, listen to the radio in their car, take the subway to shop downtown, talk about whether Michael Jackson is guilty, and discuss books that are currently on the national bestseller list. And they have, at one time or another, sucked dick for cocaine. So, fuck it, I should just start fucking strictly with hookers, or just treat all women like hookers. Would this make sense? nope. not every chick has sucked dick for blow, but i would suggest to you that every chick that has done coke has probably fucked while on it, possibly for more coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 But the possibility is there. I mean, totally normal girls, you would think. So now I'm not gonna get fooled. You can't fool me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 they got blow in canada? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dude the older I get the more grossed out I get about human interactions. Right now you know like two girls that have let a train of dudes fuck them, then they went out with Tad from work and made out the next day.......................were all fucking gross screw people fucking vile pigs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 dude your canadian.. of course ever girl you know has sucked dick for blow.. what the hell did you expect... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 dude your canadian.. of course ever girl you know has sucked dick for blow.. what the hell did you expect... <snicker> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 were all fucking gross screw people fucking vile pigs! Words of wisdom. gather 'round kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 Dude the older I get the more grossed out I get about human interactions. Right now you know like two girls that have let a train of dudes fuck them, then they went out with Tad from work and made out the next day.......................were all fucking gross screw people fucking vile pigs! Yeah man, do you ever look a at a girl and picture her as an organism? shit is killing me. Just take away the pretty face, and you got eyeballs and teeth and shit...like a tumour! I'm high...what's your excuse? haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 In my experiences most women who probably fit into your category of "normal" are actually cum guzzling whorebags behind closed doors. Usually gold diggers to an extent too. Which probably explains the "blow for blow" you're talking about. You should probably take advantage of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 this is kind of like thinking about what goes into a hotdog when you're just about to eat one. probably not a good idea unless you want to stay hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 In my experiences most women who probably fit into your category of "normal" are actually cum guzzling whorebags behind closed doors. Usually gold diggers to an extent too. Which probably explains the "blow for blow" you're talking about. ^And this goes double if they're from the suburbs and triple if they're Catholic or Jewish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 there is a HUGE difference in girls that "do" cocaine and girls who have "done" cocaine. girls that have experimented are usually fine. girls that are on the yap yap on a constant (and by constant, i also mean socially in this case) basis are questionable. who knows what they did last weekend, or who they "got high" with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 i think most bitches figuratively suck dick for proverbial coke and sometimes real coke, oh wait that's most people in general, without the real coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 there is a HUGE difference in girls that "do" cocaine and girls who have "done" cocaine. girls that have experimented are usually fine. girls that are on the yap yap on a constant (and by constant, i also mean socially in this case) basis are questionable. who knows what they did last weekend, or who they "got high" with. Yeah, good point. You too, ese. But I love hot dogs, and I like sluts, but I just don't want that steak to have once been a hot dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 well the way i look at it... i like kobe steak, but sometimes im just in the mood for a cheeseburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 cokehead bitches usually have xanax on hand, which is a plus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Most "steaks" have at least gone through a "hotdog" phase at one point or another. Whether they admit it or not. Which usually they don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 you know, I've never done a prescription mental drug in my life. Except for that time I snorted mad lines of lithium.. shit was funny. but, no drug talk, i guess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 Most "steaks" have at least gone through a "hotdog" phase at one point or another. Whether they admit it or not. Which usually they don't. Yeah, I've got my own terrible stories that would scare away my own mom if she knew, but I've never sucked a dick for drugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 i have NEVER met a chick who sucked dick for coke sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 It's sorta like like when you were 19 and you're completely wasted and you end up banging an ugly or fat bitch. Then you wake up the next day like "what the fuck did I just do??? EEEEWWWW!!!! Then you never tell anyone about it.... Only while you were wasted and nutting all over some fat bitches titties... some hot "normal" chick was sucking dick for coke somewhere. If that makes any sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 i have NEVER met a chick who sucked dick for coke sorry[/color] I don't chill with them...I just know of.. I was actually browsing through facebook and saw some pictures of these girls and realized that they looked totally normal, and seemed normal. Like, almost too normal. So I guess I gotta stay away from the normal girls. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 A girl I used to work with recently had sex with a dude for coke which i know because a guy I work with still hangs out with her. She has genital warts and herpes and when she worked at my job had an affair with a 40 year old married man (I talked about her before). She collects unemployment and child support but her grandmother raises her daughter. It is amazing how obvious it is that she was molested as a kid though I've never had anyone comfirm that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 23, 2007 Author Share Posted February 23, 2007 It's sorta like like when you were 19 and you're completely wasted and you end up banging an ugly or fat bitch. Then you wake up the next day like "what the fuck did I just do??? EEEEWWWW!!!! Then you never tell anyone about it.... Only while you were wasted and nutting all over some fat bitches titties... some hot "normal" chick was sucking dick for coke somewhere. If that makes any sense. sucking dick while on coke is fine. but making your friend wait in the car while you head inside the dealer's house to give some head for blow is totally different. I'm telling you, this thread is a PSA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 Is she from the burbs, catholic or Jewish?:biglaugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 shit, every single person on this damn board should know this is true. Most of us lead sort of "double lives" ourselves dont we? I know that at my straightlaced boring whitecollar job, my co-workers would be absolutley shocked to see me hiding under a parked car to get away from cops while bombing. Dont let a pretty smile and a pair of tits fool you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 the first time i ever sniffed coke was so i could fuck this one hot asian chick. i knew that she would fuck me, but she was sniffing coke all night and i was like fuck it dude... i partook, and next thing i know... COKE DICK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 but yeah, what ese said. double lifers por vida. just watchout for the breezies tryin to dl scam over on you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 23, 2007 Share Posted February 23, 2007 this is kind of like thinking about what goes into a hotdog when you're just about to eat one. probably not a good idea unless you want to stay hungry. couldnt agree more. though i should note, that in my years of doing coke i never ever performed a sexual favor to get blow. i just always had the money and if i didnt, theres no way i would do that. dont say ive never been in a desprite situation, i have, but damn... thats just nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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