Lew Blum Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 I guess the first, most obvious thing is looking at a message board about graffiti, although its been some time since ive done this. I dont have much crazy stuff to share. It usually involves eating as much free food as I possibly can and not working. I used to catch tags all day long while working as a bike messenger cause that shit can be slow as hell some days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 I can't get away with anything really. I work for a ruthless bitch from hell. I'm sugar coating this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 I used to work at this spot where all we did once the boss left was get stoned and drunk... shit was great.. the boss actually came in and found me playing playstation and drinking beer one night... somehow I didn't get fired I actually got a raise out of the deal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 i cant even have a sealed coffee mug out with me when I'm at work. FUCKERS :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezie Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 fuck work im unemployed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 being unemployed is nice but I can't take all that free time with no direction. I start doing really stupid things and drink too much. It's not pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 when i worked at an upscale restaurant, i would be drunk the entire shift. i would pour myself a huge ass pitcher of expensive wine and chug that shit like superman then steal mints and chomp em like they were my last vicodins and then i would be super slap happy with the customers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 At my old sales job when we had good weeks the boss would bring beer and we'd booze it up all day. Sales actually would rise on booze fridays... There were only 6 sales people so if we had a huge sale. Like a 100,000 dollar commision, then we'd just go nuts on Friday, caters and kegs and wine for the ladies... But we weren't really getting away with anything. I was also known to bring 40s in on regular days and no one would say anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezie Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 being unemployed is nice but I can't take all that free time with no direction. I start doing really stupid things and drink too much. It's not pretty. ive been drinking everyday for the last 2 months......being unemplyed rocks except for the fact that im always broke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 reading this stuff makes me hate my job even more now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezie Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 quit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 yeah quit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 peer pressure team unite! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 oh cool! I'll quit. you guys can pay my bills. SWEET. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezie Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 THROW SOME D'S ON THAT BITCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 nvrmnd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 dont even get me started on abercombie and fitch tales. i shit in a paper bag and tossed it into the canoe that hangs from the ceiling, would play slayer over the soundsystem at work, fuck girls in the dressing rooms while on the clock, and punch in, rack shit, take money out of the registers and roam around the mall aimlessly, sneaking into movies, eating burritos... all the while collecting paychecks for "working." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezie Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 oh cool! I'll quit. you guys can pay my bills. SWEET. if i had money id hook you up catface..... but im poor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 thats why i've almost been motivated to seek employment there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 I'll pay her bills but you can put your name on it and we'll say it's from both of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 i need money for shopping too. and caffeine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 damn, i'm not made from money........fine, shopping and caffine. We spoil you. really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezie Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 when i did work i did whatever i wanted to......those were the days than i got laid off cause i fucked up my back skateboarding and now i drink beer everyday, what a life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 I tell my boss about shit blasting the handicap bathroom known as the executive sweet. I assign interviews to girls who I think sound hot regardless of of a shitty resume. I openly encourage the hiring of beautiful women as morale boosters in meetings. I curse at people and blame the pregnant girl near me when I fart. I come to work with retarded hangovers because my Irish work ethic will not allow me to call in sick, but it also will not let me stop drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodKlot Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 I curse at people and blame the pregnant girl near me when I fart. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 i regularly request that the manager hire hot dudes. Perhaps then I wouldn't be so pissed about having to work there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Based on the wet tee thread I'd hire you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezie Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 Me and the girl might hire you as our personal massage therapist/ official motor boat do toer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezie Posted February 22, 2007 Share Posted February 22, 2007 ive never had a massage before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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