Posted February 20, 200718 yr man my girl is mormon....she doesnt practice it right now. but she says eventually she will. and hints me on to it. man that shit is so stupid. its worse than those fuggin alien lizards. makes me so mad. shit!
February 20, 200718 yr for some reason i thought of your girl fucking alien lizards before i read it in yer post tru story
February 20, 200718 yr i lived with a mormon roomate in sf, he was the best roomate i ever had. he kept to himself, listened to classical music in his room, and didnt really bother me which was good... but he flipped out when i swapped his juice with a redbull one morning. and then when he moved i asked him to sell me his phone and he wouldnt i was like yo fuck you man youre going on some stupid mormon mission to michigan or something no one cares about your alien beliefs that you get your own planet someday and you cant drink caffiene or any of that shit... point is, mormons make good roomates but they are fucking wierdos just like scientologists.
February 20, 200718 yr Author does she wear the magic underwear? no not yet. she actually has aspirations to though some day. tell me that stuff isnt retarded.
February 20, 200718 yr Author scientologists haha. shes pushin me out with all that weirdo shit man. i mean i wonder why she got with me to begin with, im not religious at all. i mean im godforbid for christsakes'.
February 20, 200718 yr mormons used to live behind me,they were alright like whoever said they kept to them selve but yet were pretty out there when i did talk to em
February 20, 200718 yr no not yet. she actually has aspirations to though some day. tell me that stuff isnt retarded. what's retarded is deciding that you're going to practice a religion in the future, but not right now. you either believe or you don't. simple as that
February 20, 200718 yr Author yeah i know right, she had some falling out with her religion a few years back when her dad died in some freak accident.
February 20, 200718 yr All the mormons Ive met have been under 21, divorced, and wth children in some stage of fostercare.
February 20, 200718 yr that's jehova's witness'. mormon = church of jesus christ & latter day saints dood in hawaii mormons all ride bikes around preaching and jahova witnesses walk around preaching thats how you tell em apart
February 20, 200718 yr mormon.. well dude its all good.. look at it this way she probably just wants you to fuck all her cute friends back in utah... I mean whats the worst that can happen? you get kept in good supply of young pussy until you get old and die, and get to have lots of kids in the process.. or even better get your nuts cut so you just shoot duds after the first couple kids, that way you don't have to worry about raising more then a couple of them.. No think about this for a second, how can you go wrong?
February 20, 200718 yr only good thing about being a mormon polygamy the rest is shit i dont believe in god, never will agnostics suck
February 20, 200718 yr ^ not all of them.. find out if she is one of them mormons.. if she is all good.. if not... well then just tell her that you want to convert... but since its such a big step on your part you want her to do something to help you make the transition easier and thats become polygamist mormons...
February 20, 200718 yr Author i have been reading up on it to have a valid opinion when i say hell no. but so far yes we are in agreement.
February 20, 200718 yr There are still mormons practicing polygamy, especially in Utah. Plus, most of them seem to own those big trampolines for some reason. It doesn't really sound all that bad.
February 20, 200718 yr man my girl is mormon....she doesnt practice it right now. but she says eventually she will. and hints me on to it. man that shit is so stupid. its worse than those fuggin alien lizards. makes me so mad. shit! Be prepared to have like a gang of kids....Mormons have shit loads of kids On a good note you can train them to be a elite fighting unit...kind of like your own mini-A team. We need all the help we can get to fight those bastard alien lizards!
February 20, 200718 yr Author very good point. obviously you are as up on your knowledge of alien lizards as i. sherock is mormon.
February 20, 200718 yr Sorry dude, but your relationship is over. She is only going to get crazier with time. Eventually she will be wearing jeans under long dresses. No drinking or smoking and being close minded, racist, homophobic and a variety of other great things are in your future.
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