HAL Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 The flu fucking sucks. I've had a fever for almost three days, and right now I'm sweating through my t-shirt. My neck is sweaty too, and my ears feel clogged. I feel like I'm on drugs and I have a bad taste in my mouth. I can't get comfortable when i sleep, either. Now I know why they make flu shots. I wouldn't wish this on anyone. Maybe Tom Cruise. He could use a good flu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 dude the Jews got you too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Dude don't die, I'm still not super good at biting off you yet. Edit: PS: Fuck jews. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 fucking filthy tricksters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted February 18, 2007 Author Share Posted February 18, 2007 I'm jewish, you bastards. I'm not trying to steal your money or make you a sandwich. i just want to feel better and i could use all the e-support I can get. Where's all the doctors on here? Can i expect to pull through? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 just dont eat naproxen. you people invented it to take me down a peg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 im a trained and trusted professional. what do you need, mr hal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAL Posted February 18, 2007 Author Share Posted February 18, 2007 well, when will this end? I don't get sick very often and when i do, I'm a miserable beast. I've never had the flu before (I'm assuming i have the flu) and it's really annoying because i get sweaty, then shivering cold, then sweat through my sheets. I also wake up with a little slimy crust in my mouth corners. I have this ugly ass cough that generates some minor phlegm, but my nose isn't stuffy and i don't have a sore throat or anything really going on with my respiratory tract, aside from the hacking cough. I've been always tired, too. This has been going on since Thursday evening. I was perfectly fine Thursday morning, aside from a dry cough. It came on super fast and won't go away. I'm not a big fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 It's the Flu. So OJ, maybe some Tylenol to kill some pain, lots of fluids, and showers always feel good. It's time to watch movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 have you tried piling on the clothes and sweating it out? literally.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 You don't sweat out the flu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 man, me and my girl just got over this bs last week.... try these things they helped me get over it quickly: AirBorne (fizzy tabs, boost immune system) ColdEez (lozenges that contain a shitton of zinc, shortening the life of a cold) Pedialyte (stay hydrated) Pseudophed (keeps your head from feeling like it weighs 100 lbs.) Aspirin (fever reducer) anyway, I took a nice mix of all of those things and stayed loaded up on medication and my flu was rather painless.... don't get me wrong it sucked, and my girl got it worse, but if you get those things you should feel alot better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 i'm sorry, but office hours are closed. i cant answer any more questions incorrectly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Well the flu is a virus, which just means it has to run it's course. So really all you can do is make yourself comfortable and try to fight the other things that the flu causes. So if your hurt take some pain killers. If you're hot get a fan. If you're cold, bundle up. And so forth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzy Womack Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 sounds like you have a cold not the flu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 can i have your screen name if you die? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 i keep seeing that name, fizzy womack, and I keep thinking it says fizzy wombat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 you got about 1 to 2 days left... i had it, it sucked. i still feel the aftershocks from this years flu, and i had mine like two weeks ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 I think of Bobby Womack... Then I think of Andre Nickatina. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzy Womack Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 you must be as dumb as the dude in alicia keys' video if you don't my name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 you must be as dumb as the dude in alicia keys' video if you don't my name Way to drive the point home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 damn dude, i was complementing you, because I genuinely love wombats. but fuck it, i take it back now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 you must be as dumb as the dude in alicia keys' video if you don't my name Yeah, alot of sense you made there bub... but you do GHB so your intelligence that almost matches that of a chimp is not surprising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Edit: PS: Fuck jews.co-signage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garlic prawns Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 damn dude, i was complementing you, because I genuinely love wombats. but fuck it, i take it back now.. I cuddled a wombat once. Made me feel real good insde. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 SARS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 never had the flu im superduperimmunetoalldiseasesdudeexceptherpes and chicken pox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Flu Shots Get 'em While they're FREE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 I just wanted to my 2 cents in and say fuck Jews That's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 sounds like you have a cold not the flu never heard of a cold where you sweat and have a fever. just go to a doctor and have them diagnose you. that's the first step. if you can't afford it there's all type of benefits and financial aid to help you out, and you can pay it off little by little each month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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