shameless self promotion Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 I play hockey in a mens league/beer league during the week and we had an odd game on a friday night last night..it got interesting really fast. Its 18 and over and there is very little contact allowed in the league, you can hit, just not go out and crush guys. Well the other team had this kid who was 18 and was out there to kill people, hitting guys 55+ low and hard on several occasions, which is frowned upon big time. Well the kid came across the center ice mid game with his head down and a guy on my team just leveled him, he was out COLD. It was a clean hit and everyone knew it. Maybe not. The kids mom somehow got onto our bench and jumped on our player that hit him. So he is swinging around in circles on the bench with this kids mom on top of him, meanwhile the poor guy is still laying on the ice, dead to the world. Eventually our coach removed the lady from the guy on our team after she scratched up his face real good and took a few swings at everyone on the bench. Everyone was just laughing their asses off watching this (everyone is half drunk anyways), and no one notices the kid is up and charging our bench, he ends up jumping into our bench and starts fighting our whole team tag team style with his MOM!! I met with the other goalie and the other team in the middle of the ice and just stood there in amazement.It was something out of the movie Slapshot, one of the guys on the other team asked "Are we going to join that?" Everyone just looked at him and he was like "It was just a thought." The kid ended up getting kicked out along with his mom whom was "banned for life" from the arena. Its snowing like a motherfucker here, Im drunk and just finishing up watching the first of 3 games on hockey night in Canada. Goodtimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 good to see you back. sounds like everythin is goin decently stay up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 oh man... tell me you got pictures or video of this... please tell me you do... and then post them here for all of us to see... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Could his moms throw down?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevefrench Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 ive seen some pretty crazy parents at hockey games before but i think this shit takes the cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 see if somebody got a camera phone video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted February 17, 2007 Share Posted February 17, 2007 that shits hilarious. kid dishes out some dirty hits and gets whats coming to him and his moms freaks out. awesome. hypocritical biiiiiiiiiiitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted February 18, 2007 Author Share Posted February 18, 2007 Could his moms throw down?? His mom was fucking crazy. You have to get into the bench via the stands, and to do that you have to jump the 7 foot glass, which she did without hesitation. She was no match against the guy on my team, he's around 6'6'' on skates. It was like she was riding a rodeo horse..hahah. I wish someone had video of it too. Ill ask around next week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 shit that is something you don't see everyday that would have been awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Hahaha that's so awesome. The feeling of watching something like that rules. Shit that you hear about happening but rarely, rarely see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 oh man thats gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 ahahahhahaha that has to be the best fucking story i've ever heard :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 i remember when i played little league baseball something similar happened. it was an all-star team competition. we were like at echo park -- mexican/hispanic area. my team was mostly hispanic, with a couple blacks and maybe a filipino and a white guy. i remember we won the game and the other team was pissed and being sore losers. at the end a fight broke out and some mexican lady who was some kid's parent from another team came out and scratched a kids face on our team. then next thing you know some mexican gangbanger who was maybe in his teens or early twenties gets on the pitcher's mound and pulls out a knife. what the fuck is that shit about. anyway we start to head towards the cars and head out and we remember them still trying to get at us and they were still pissed. it was their park and their territory so it was a hostile environment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 hahaha man i wish i had stories like this , i wanna hear more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Damn that is a funny story SSP. Good to see you have come out of retirement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
korokys Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 BEER LEAGUE RULES!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuerrillaWon Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Both those stories are gold. "Hurry up man we have the game at 3" "I know I know, I'm feeling real good today, triple double good!" "Got your cup?" I know, remember that? hah! That was the last time I'll forget that thing, I've got it on." "Don't forget your knife either." "It's in my cup." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 ahhahahha :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 hockey fights are the only reason i watch the sport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 when i think of "adult leagues," i think of middle-aged (35-55) white guys that wear shelltop adidas regardless of the sport, high five people on every score or play, and have bad knees and always say "good game guys" after a game. am i wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 hahahahahah, good stereotype Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 i used to play hockey for a while. someday ima play again. i miss it. awesome story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 Slapshot is the greatest damn hockey movie of all time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Jump Posted February 18, 2007 Share Posted February 18, 2007 nice story. i witnessed something like this to a much less degree during a 'take it easy' soccer game. no moms was involved but it was still funny. somebody had to be taping. there's always some dude trying to relive the glory days that sets his wife up with enough camera equipment in the stands to broadcast it nationally. FIND THAT DUDE, DUDE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 i have a glorious hockey scar on my forehead from this obese chick when I was about 11 we don';t have helmets in grass hockey btw, sweet spectacle, internet sensation material if it was filmed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 i remember when i played little league baseball something similar happened. it was an all-star team competition. we were like at echo park -- mexican/hispanic area. my team was mostly hispanic, with a couple blacks and maybe a filipino and a white guy. i remember we won the game and the other team was pissed and being sore losers. at the end a fight broke out and some mexican lady who was some kid's parent from another team came out and scratched a kids face on our team. then next thing you know some mexican gangbanger who was maybe in his teens or early twenties gets on the pitcher's mound and pulls out a knife. what the fuck is that shit about. anyway we start to head towards the cars and head out and we remember them still trying to get at us and they were still pissed. it was their park and their territory so it was a hostile environment That's some crazy right there Theo... Echo Park can get a little rough.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 19, 2007 Share Posted February 19, 2007 nice story, ssp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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