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Re: TEAM ALCO

 

I was drinking 40s of 211 every night, sometimes two. I had to give it up...

 

I could still pound one out though.

 

Yeah I used to be all about that shit. Then after awhile between taking out the trash and waking up next to 40's of that shit next to my bed I realized it smells like bum piss. It has to be the worst smelling beer, hands down.

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Re: TEAM ALCO

 

The menu for the evening:

1) Scotch on ice

2) New Castle

3) Rum and diet

4) Pills

 

I had sushi earlier which I hope does not conflict with my intended inebreation...

 

that menu is something nice bro...

mine is:

1.corona

2.bacardi limon

3.a splash of belvedere

4. and!...some henessey to chase it..

that's some real rotting liver

 

awww! it burns when I pee!...

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After Six

Hey there Mr Bartender now have a little pitty on me

Time is rough and a fuss is tough and I'm where I'm not supposed to be

I'll give you my watch for a fifth of Scotch

If you don't make fun cause it don't run no better than I do after six

 

Hey there Mr Bartender lots of things are botherin' me

There's the hydrogen bomb in VietNam and I'm out of sigarettes since three

I'll give you my stickpen for a pint of gin

If you don't joke cause the diamond's broke

And it don't shine no better than I do after six

 

[acoustic guitar]

 

Hey there Mr Bartender you better get a drip on me

My pulse is slow when I'm about to go I need a little charity

I'll give you my shoes for a glass of booze

If you won't tell they don't smell no better than I do after six

 

(Oh, bartender I'll do anything for you I'll pick my guitar

Bartender you listen to me bartender)

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when i drink the pain goes away

 

i decided the other night after drinking way too much bourbon/beer and then downing some good ol fashioned mdma that i could land an incredibly large fall off an observatory. my assbone hurts and i can barely walk.

 

but yeah still drinking ftw

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Re: TEAM ALCO

 

I don't particularly like rum but Bacardi or something is cheap in abundance so I keep a handle around. I tried to get into it but no rum really tasted all that special. I like cachaça, but I've only had it with my buddies Brazilian friends. I am dedicated to single malt scothch and hope to some day be able to afford a serious collection...

 

cachaça! oh yeah! i got a bottle of that in my pantry, friend made it for me

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