Theo Huxtable. Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 giving play by play commentary: "damn nigga, don't let that muthaf*cka go inside that house! oh dayyyummm -- you alright nigga, you alright, just brush that dirt off yo shouldas!!! ain't no thang but a chicken wang! AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no he didn't!!! no this nigga did not just -- nigga you off the chaaiiiiiiiiinnnn! am i right though??! am i right?!AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" answering the phone in the middle of a movie: "*ring* (top 20 hiphop ringtone) yo, whattup? naw, we at the movies. yeah. just me, tyrone, dayshawn and them. aiight. yeah. yeah. yeah. did you talk to -- oh word? hell naw. straight up? damn. damn! dayyyumn!! damn that's a straight trip. nigga... i'm sayin. uhh-huh. yeah we comin to the barbecue saturday. yeah we gon' be there. naw nigga, don't trip. yeah. no doubt. aiight coo. peace. late." this may go on for 5 minutes or more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 "You dumb bitch dont open that door" "See that type of shit only happens to white people. A nigga wouldve been done runnin out that bitch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 you fucking kramers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 So don't go on Tuesdays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 you fucking kramers Thats the crazy part im not even racist.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Hahaha Troof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 you went into a rage and said some pretty nasty things to some afro-americans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X22 Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 hate that shit.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 tell them to shut up or shut up! and no i wouldnt've said anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downsize60 Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 anyone who talks in a movie is fuckin annoying. black women are the loudest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 i gotta say black pepole at target get RUGGED with them carts in line Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prophet1 Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 you a scared ass pale faggot, if it bothered you so much you should of said somethin, scared ass crackers, i be lovin the faces you make when a black sister or a brother get on your case about somethin. priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 you a scared ass pale faggot, if it bothered you so much you should of said somethin, scared ass crackers, i be lovin the faces you make when a black sister or a brother get on your case about somethin. priceless. soon as i saw your name i knew you'd go on a hate tirade. for one i'm not white. i enjoy stereotyping. my first thread here was about what white people look like when dancing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Smite Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 My girlfriend refuses to go to this one theater because apparently little black kids run around to all of the movies after they're done watching theirs and come in and yell shit about you being a cracker and how you;re watching a cracker ass movie. I still want to check it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 My girlfriend refuses to go to this one theater because apparently little black kids run around to all of the movies after they're done watching theirs and come in and yell shit about you being a cracker and how you;re watching a cracker ass movie. I still want to check it out. damn i hope this is not true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burger King Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 On the real, Black people shouldn't be aloud to go to the movies or just to be fair, they should have their own movie theaters hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Black people are just too "real" 4 yall niggas. yall cant handle tha blackness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 giving play by play commentary: "damn nigga, don't let that muthaf*cka go inside that house! oh dayyyummm -- you alright nigga, you alright, just brush that dirt off yo shouldas!!! ain't no thang but a chicken wang! AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no he didn't!!! no this nigga did not just -- nigga you off the chaaiiiiiiiiinnnn! am i right though??! am i right?!AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" answering the phone in the middle of a movie: "*ring* (top 20 hiphop ringtone) yo, whattup? naw, we at the movies. yeah. just me, tyrone, dayshawn and them. aiight. yeah. yeah. yeah. did you talk to -- oh word? hell naw. straight up? damn. damn! dayyyumn!! damn that's a straight trip. nigga... i'm sayin. uhh-huh. yeah we comin to the barbecue saturday. yeah we gon' be there. naw nigga, don't trip. yeah. no doubt. aiight coo. peace. late." this may go on for 5 minutes or more hahahaha i remember at that stupid movie, "the ring 2" this black dude kept yellin, "shoot that nigga!" when that girl would appear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 white people always discuss the plot and storyline and the reviews the movie got prior to buying the tickets. they do it loudly so everyone can be impressed by how well they studied the movie. yeah white people think they're too good to sneak in snacks from the corner store like everybody else so they go buy the ridiculously priced $5.00 snicker bar or the $10 medium popcorn and the $8 soda. then at the ticket window they gotta be fake and sound all high-classed when buying tickets for them and their pop-music MTV girlfriend, saying with almost a british accent, "i believe i'll order two tickets please"... and they got their nose in the air. yeah and then they crunch their popcorn super loudly and sit through the whole credits at the end, wondering who was the toe-nail clipper artist for some extra that nobody cares about. and who the hell gets the usher to find them a seat? "jesus christ guys, it's unbearably crowded in here. i'm gonna go grab the usher!" white people usually grab the usher who is usually black or hispanic and have him look up and down the isle with his lightsaber flashlight looking thing so he can find them a seat. then when he does the white guy pats him on the shoulder and says "thanks buddy, good job" and then flips him a quarter. what's up with that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 but for real, last night my girlfriend wanted to go see a movie, but the theatre we were close to was packed with black teenagers. and i was already having a bad day, so i figured getting pissed off during the movie wouldnt help. so, we're going to see the movie now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Smite Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 damn i hope this is not true I mean it's at the most bootleg ghetto mall if that tells you anything. The mall is ridiculous enough but I still need to go to a movie and get yelled at. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 white people always discuss the plot and storyline and the reviews the movie got prior to buying the tickets. they do it loudly so everyone can be impressed by how well they studied the movie. yeah white people think they're too good to sneak in snacks from the corner store like everybody else so they go buy the ridiculously priced $5.00 snicker bar or the $10 medium popcorn and the $8 soda. then at the ticket window they gotta be fake and sound all high-classed when buying tickets for them and their pop-music MTV girlfriend, saying with almost a british accent, "i believe i'll order two tickets please"... and they got their nose in the air. yeah and then they crunch their popcorn super loudly and sit through the whole credits at the end, wondering who was the toe-nail clipper artist for some extra that nobody cares about. and who the hell gets the usher to find them a seat? "jesus christ guys, it's unbearably crowded in here. i'm gonna go grab the usher!" white people usually grab the usher who is usually black or hispanic and have him look up and down the isle with his lightsaber flashlight looking thing so he can find them a seat. then when he does the white guy pats him on the shoulder and says "thanks buddy, good job" and then flips him a quarter. what's up with that HYAHA, that is all true. But, yo, I always stay until the end of the credits. It's more of a respect thing, I guess. Plus the music is listed near the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burger King Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 white people always discuss the plot and storyline and the reviews the movie got prior to buying the tickets. they do it loudly so everyone can be impressed by how well they studied the movie. yeah white people think they're too good to sneak in snacks from the corner store like everybody else so they go buy the ridiculously priced $5.00 snicker bar or the $10 medium popcorn and the $8 soda. then at the ticket window they gotta be fake and sound all high-classed when buying tickets for them and their pop-music MTV girlfriend, saying with almost a british accent, "i believe i'll order two tickets please"... and they got their nose in the air. yeah and then they crunch their popcorn super loudly and sit through the whole credits at the end, wondering who was the toe-nail clipper artist for some extra that nobody cares about. and who the hell gets the usher to find them a seat? "jesus christ guys, it's unbearably crowded in here. i'm gonna go grab the usher!" white people usually grab the usher who is usually black or hispanic and have him look up and down the isle with his lightsaber flashlight looking thing so he can find them a seat. then when he does the white guy pats him on the shoulder and says "thanks buddy, good job" and then flips him a quarter. what's up with that you're way off dude black people are way easier to predict than whiteys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 mexicans come to the theater late and always bring their whole family. it will be like the mom, dad, uncle, grandparents, and 8 ninos, all speaking spanish. laughing at the wrong parts and being completely silent when it's funny. usually a baby will be crying throughout the whole movie too. eating tamales in the theater too (yes i have seen it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRUM Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 White people are probably the funniest race just cause of they're unpresidented dorkyness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 hey hey lets not hate on the mexicans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 11, 2007 Author Share Posted February 11, 2007 what do asians do? i don't know what they do because usually they seem to stay quiet and stoic and hide in the background. an asian couple usually sits in seats isolated from everyone else and don't say anything. somebody help me out here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 white people always discuss the plot and storyline and the reviews the movie got prior to buying the tickets. they do it loudly so everyone can be impressed by how well they studied the movie. yeah white people think they're too good to sneak in snacks from the corner store like everybody else so they go buy the ridiculously priced $5.00 snicker bar or the $10 medium popcorn and the $8 soda. then at the ticket window they gotta be fake and sound all high-classed when buying tickets for them and their pop-music MTV girlfriend, saying with almost a british accent, "i believe i'll order two tickets please"... and they got their nose in the air. yeah and then they crunch their popcorn super loudly and sit through the whole credits at the end, wondering who was the toe-nail clipper artist for some extra that nobody cares about. and who the hell gets the usher to find them a seat? "jesus christ guys, it's unbearably crowded in here. i'm gonna go grab the usher!" white people usually grab the usher who is usually black or hispanic and have him look up and down the isle with his lightsaber flashlight looking thing so he can find them a seat. then when he does the white guy pats him on the shoulder and says "thanks buddy, good job" and then flips him a quarter. what's up with that theo you must go to the most gentrified cinema ever. I always run the risk here of going to see a film and it's fucking dubbed:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRUM Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 Asians just sit in the back and do math problems and shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fizzy Womack Posted February 11, 2007 Share Posted February 11, 2007 i watched inland empire the other day. like 10 people walked out in the middle. the whole theatre was white people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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