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Theo Huxtable.

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giving play by play commentary:

 

"damn nigga, don't let that muthaf*cka go inside that house! oh dayyyummm -- you alright nigga, you alright, just brush that dirt off yo shouldas!!! ain't no thang but a chicken wang! AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no he didn't!!! no this nigga did not just -- nigga you off the chaaiiiiiiiiinnnn! am i right though??! am i right?!AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

 

answering the phone in the middle of a movie:

 

"*ring* (top 20 hiphop ringtone)

yo, whattup?

naw, we at the movies.

yeah.

just me, tyrone, dayshawn and them.

aiight.

yeah.

yeah.

yeah.

did you talk to --

oh word?

hell naw.

straight up?

damn.

damn!

dayyyumn!!

damn that's a straight trip.

nigga... i'm sayin.

uhh-huh.

yeah we comin to the barbecue saturday.

yeah we gon' be there.

naw nigga, don't trip.

yeah.

no doubt.

aiight coo.

peace. late."

 

this may go on for 5 minutes or more

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you a scared ass pale faggot, if it bothered you so much you should of said somethin, scared ass crackers, i be lovin the faces you make when a black sister or a brother get on your case about somethin. priceless.

 

soon as i saw your name i knew you'd go on a hate tirade.

 

for one i'm not white. i enjoy stereotyping. my first thread here was about what white people look like when dancing.

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My girlfriend refuses to go to this one theater because apparently little black kids run around to all of the movies after they're done watching theirs and come in and yell shit about you being a cracker and how you;re watching a cracker ass movie. I still want to check it out.

 

damn i hope this is not true

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giving play by play commentary:

 

"damn nigga, don't let that muthaf*cka go inside that house! oh dayyyummm -- you alright nigga, you alright, just brush that dirt off yo shouldas!!! ain't no thang but a chicken wang! AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no he didn't!!! no this nigga did not just -- nigga you off the chaaiiiiiiiiinnnn! am i right though??! am i right?!AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

 

answering the phone in the middle of a movie:

 

"*ring* (top 20 hiphop ringtone)

yo, whattup?

naw, we at the movies.

yeah.

just me, tyrone, dayshawn and them.

aiight.

yeah.

yeah.

yeah.

did you talk to --

oh word?

hell naw.

straight up?

damn.

damn!

dayyyumn!!

damn that's a straight trip.

nigga... i'm sayin.

uhh-huh.

yeah we comin to the barbecue saturday.

yeah we gon' be there.

naw nigga, don't trip.

yeah.

no doubt.

aiight coo.

peace. late."

 

this may go on for 5 minutes or more

 

hahahaha

 

 

i remember at that stupid movie, "the ring 2" this black dude kept yellin, "shoot that nigga!"

when that girl would appear.

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white people always discuss the plot and storyline and the reviews the movie got prior to buying the tickets. they do it loudly so everyone can be impressed by how well they studied the movie.

 

yeah white people think they're too good to sneak in snacks from the corner store like everybody else so they go buy the ridiculously priced $5.00 snicker bar or the $10 medium popcorn and the $8 soda. then at the ticket window they gotta be fake and sound all high-classed when buying tickets for them and their pop-music MTV girlfriend, saying with almost a british accent, "i believe i'll order two tickets please"... and they got their nose in the air.

 

yeah and then they crunch their popcorn super loudly and sit through the whole credits at the end, wondering who was the toe-nail clipper artist for some extra that nobody cares about.

 

and who the hell gets the usher to find them a seat? "jesus christ guys, it's unbearably crowded in here. i'm gonna go grab the usher!" white people usually grab the usher who is usually black or hispanic and have him look up and down the isle with his lightsaber flashlight looking thing so he can find them a seat. then when he does the white guy pats him on the shoulder and says "thanks buddy, good job" and then flips him a quarter. what's up with that

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white people always discuss the plot and storyline and the reviews the movie got prior to buying the tickets. they do it loudly so everyone can be impressed by how well they studied the movie.

 

yeah white people think they're too good to sneak in snacks from the corner store like everybody else so they go buy the ridiculously priced $5.00 snicker bar or the $10 medium popcorn and the $8 soda. then at the ticket window they gotta be fake and sound all high-classed when buying tickets for them and their pop-music MTV girlfriend, saying with almost a british accent, "i believe i'll order two tickets please"... and they got their nose in the air.

 

yeah and then they crunch their popcorn super loudly and sit through the whole credits at the end, wondering who was the toe-nail clipper artist for some extra that nobody cares about.

 

and who the hell gets the usher to find them a seat? "jesus christ guys, it's unbearably crowded in here. i'm gonna go grab the usher!" white people usually grab the usher who is usually black or hispanic and have him look up and down the isle with his lightsaber flashlight looking thing so he can find them a seat. then when he does the white guy pats him on the shoulder and says "thanks buddy, good job" and then flips him a quarter. what's up with that

 

 

 

HYAHA, that is all true. But, yo, I always stay until the end of the credits. It's more of a respect thing, I guess. Plus the music is listed near the end.

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white people always discuss the plot and storyline and the reviews the movie got prior to buying the tickets. they do it loudly so everyone can be impressed by how well they studied the movie.

 

yeah white people think they're too good to sneak in snacks from the corner store like everybody else so they go buy the ridiculously priced $5.00 snicker bar or the $10 medium popcorn and the $8 soda. then at the ticket window they gotta be fake and sound all high-classed when buying tickets for them and their pop-music MTV girlfriend, saying with almost a british accent, "i believe i'll order two tickets please"... and they got their nose in the air.

 

yeah and then they crunch their popcorn super loudly and sit through the whole credits at the end, wondering who was the toe-nail clipper artist for some extra that nobody cares about.

 

and who the hell gets the usher to find them a seat? "jesus christ guys, it's unbearably crowded in here. i'm gonna go grab the usher!" white people usually grab the usher who is usually black or hispanic and have him look up and down the isle with his lightsaber flashlight looking thing so he can find them a seat. then when he does the white guy pats him on the shoulder and says "thanks buddy, good job" and then flips him a quarter. what's up with that

 

 

you're way off dude

 

black people are way easier to predict than whiteys

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mexicans come to the theater late and always bring their whole family. it will be like the mom, dad, uncle, grandparents, and 8 ninos, all speaking spanish. laughing at the wrong parts and being completely silent when it's funny. usually a baby will be crying throughout the whole movie too. eating tamales in the theater too (yes i have seen it)

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white people always discuss the plot and storyline and the reviews the movie got prior to buying the tickets. they do it loudly so everyone can be impressed by how well they studied the movie.

 

yeah white people think they're too good to sneak in snacks from the corner store like everybody else so they go buy the ridiculously priced $5.00 snicker bar or the $10 medium popcorn and the $8 soda. then at the ticket window they gotta be fake and sound all high-classed when buying tickets for them and their pop-music MTV girlfriend, saying with almost a british accent, "i believe i'll order two tickets please"... and they got their nose in the air.

 

yeah and then they crunch their popcorn super loudly and sit through the whole credits at the end, wondering who was the toe-nail clipper artist for some extra that nobody cares about.

 

and who the hell gets the usher to find them a seat? "jesus christ guys, it's unbearably crowded in here. i'm gonna go grab the usher!" white people usually grab the usher who is usually black or hispanic and have him look up and down the isle with his lightsaber flashlight looking thing so he can find them a seat. then when he does the white guy pats him on the shoulder and says "thanks buddy, good job" and then flips him a quarter. what's up with that

 

theo you must go to the most gentrified cinema ever.

I always run the risk here of going to see a film and it's fucking dubbed:mad:

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