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the stupid bumperstickers thread

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ok someone explain this equation

 

A. america has been inviting terrorist acts through the oppression of its indigenous people, its own "citizens", and those around the globe, since the time of its establishment

 

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B. september 11, 2001-- the inevitable happens: terrorists attack america's citizens

 

=?

 

C. the following bumper stickers: america rules! god bless america! united we stand! america is #1

 

 

 

 

 

 

:heated: other fucking pathetic stickers:

 

* wanted dead or alive: osama bin laden ( this one wouldnt be bad except for our government has replaced "bin Laden" with thousands of innocent people)

* police protect and serve!

* vegetarian is a lousy word for primitive hunter

* the world is my ashtray

* pave the rainforest

* i love animals! i eat them!

* any skanky trendy slogan like "angel" or "princess"

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Originally posted by demo

* the world is my ashtray

* pave the rainforest

 

Dear god!!! :eek:

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Good Stickers

 

"Never underestimate the stupidity of people in large groups"

"Fat people are harder to kidnapp"

 

"I dont agree with your bumpersticker but i defend your right to stick it"

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Stickers I like:

 

-Honk if you're illiterate.

-I do everything my rice krispies tell me to do.

-I beat up 4 hippies and all I got was this dumb bus.

-I Brake for Hallucinations.

-You Toucha My Car I Breaka You Face.

-University State College. (hahaha)

-Get your rocks off - study geology!

-PEEL OFF BACKING AND ADHERE TO BUMPER

-If you can read this, you're to close. (Written in brail)

 

And my favorite:

-My karma ran over your dogma.

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no, the vegetarian one WOULD be good if it read:

 

Vegetarian is a word for lousy primitive hunter

 

 

see, basically, vegetarian is a word for primitive gatherer...

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Guest got tha feva

Jesus is coming! hurry everyone look busy.

 

Lord save me from your followers.

 

Jesus loves you - everyone else thinks your an asshole.

 

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

 

I brake for hallucinations

 

Honk if you love me

 

Honk if you’re horny

 

Honk if you are just a honker

 

Honk all you want, I'm deaf

 

Dole for Pineapple.

 

500,000 battered women and I'm still eating mine plain

 

Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!

 

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

 

Procrastinators Unite!... Tomorrow

 

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

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I seen and grabbed mass amounts of this one at the Los Angeles county fair this summer it read

"Changing the World One Can at a Time, Recycle"

I thought the first part was funny. Then I realized it was promoting recycling. I'll scan it and post if you want.

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Guest 455

"Don't follow too close,or I'll flick a booger on your windshield"

....people cruising around with "Mondale '84" bumper stickers still rockin' on the back of their '78 LTD station wagon..

"My kid beat up your honor student"

"The wanna-be Calvin pissing on Ford and Chevy or whatever else you can think of...."

"Will trade ex wife for fishing boat"...This has got to the stupidest one ever.

"Official Bumper Sticker"--on the back of a Plymouth Volare'..

These are just a few I've witnessed rolling around...

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Guest RaiD

want to see the best fuckingbumper stickers in the world? millions of em! www.unamerican.com go to the catolog. i could sit there and read them for hours!

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"where am i going and why am in this hand-basket?"

"keep honking im reloading"

"don't annoy the crazy person" and various other stickers about white trash blaming insanity on their worthless existence

 

i cant think of anymore but what i really hate is the piss on stickers such as piss on ford or whatever...i also hate all the american flags people are putting on their cars now and of course the fucking #3 in honor of dale eardhardt and other nascar shits... and i <3 jesus license plates..poo

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Guest Obsessed

the lamest thing i have seen lately is some chick that has on of those calvin pissing stickers and he is pissing on the name osama bin laden and underneath it says osama bin laden will pay...i had the luck of getting into my truck just as this chick was coming back to hers and i asked her why she put the sticker on her window and she responded in a bitchy tone "because hes an asshole...hey why dont you have a flag on your window?" what the fuck?! what has come over the america these days? all these bitches, jocks, hicks and soccermoms think they are supporting something but when asked about the subject all they have to say is "because hes an asshole...hey why dont you have a flag on your window?" hey i love america just as much as the next guy but shit i dont feel the need to join the crowd and be all patriotic all of a sudden...some lady even called me a communist forshaking my head at her american flag and anti bin laden bathed minivan...people these days:rolleyes: why cant we go back to the good old times with bumper stickers like "my other ride is a millenium falcon" or "wookies give good nookie" ???

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On my car (a piece of crap 80 Buick Skylark that barely runs)

 

Honk if you see parts fall off.

The Goddess is fat and she's standing on my foot.

Don't smoke dope if you are already stoned, you will not get any higher and you will have less dope.

 

Various other stickers, Grateful Dead, Eat People other crap

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One that my friend saw and said I needed:

"Yes this is my truck. No I won't help you move."

I've had my truck for a little over a year and I've helped people move about 10 times.

 

-"God is crying, and it's probably because of something you did."

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Guest Handjob

Death Before Detox

Rehab is for Quitters

I Wouldn't Fuck You for Practice

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my all time fave.....

 

"Jesus still lives....but vampires never die."

 

i figured makros would like that one.

what?

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