Weapon X Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I was making out with a girl this morning and blood dripped all over her. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 WHAT????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 oh yeah, and I don't quite remember where the head injury came from, but I do recall having a dude with no license taking me to the hospital in my own car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 No back story = thread suckage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 I honestly don't remember. I tend to black out after a few. At least I didn't drive, though. I do recall cussing off the ER staff for not being man enough to just give me a few stitches. I didn't even need the anesthetics. I do think I smashed a bottle over my own head. i could be wrong, but I think that's what happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 one time a girl was going down on me and i farted on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 I cracked my head on the kitchen cabinet once so hard that a chunk of my scalp stuck to the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 I once smashed a can opener over my head and got carried to the bus stop. Years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 You guys need to start wearing helmets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Some1 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Dude I told this story before I know but the same shit happened to me when I was in high school. Me and my ex from way back when we smashing the shit out of each other in her room real passionate like. It was dark all the sudden I feel really sweaty or wet on my face or something. I open my turn on the light we are still going she has her eyes closed because I just turned the light on and her opticals need to adjust and I stop looking at her entire face covered in my blood I feel my face and my nose is pouring out blood everywhere. Her eyes adjust and she starts screaming runs into the bathroom screaming at me and I just hear her throwing up in the bathroom... We were together for 2 years after that! I guess in the heat of passion I broke my nose...yea ladies thats how I get down...real selfdistructive like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Sex is dangerous.. After working it out one time I was fucking beat and went to lie down and instead smacked my head on the corner of a dresser.. Out like a light.. Hospital afterwards.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 ask someone who was there what happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 ok but really did you smash or wat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 >>HimOner<< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 once fell down my boy's porch while wrecked, got my eyebrow ring ripped out so now i have a scar about the size of a toe nail clipper on the left side of my left eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 this thread could have been the awasome.. but it sucks thanks to your shitty story-telling skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Dude My boy might have elbowed you in the head after I told him hipsters don't fight back, at the social. He had a good time suburban bar thuging in the city. thats only if you were there, if not you still should come out with us and "wild". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 i have a huge scar on the front of my scalp from being hit with a hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 oh god, that face can't be real my man's nose is in 4d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Woah, that niggas grill has been photoshopped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 holy shit....all them teeth .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 *dem teef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 Dude My boy might have elbowed you in the head after I told him hipsters don't fight back, at the social. He had a good time suburban bar thuging in the city. thats only if you were there, if not you still should come out with us and "wild". Yep, I was there. That's where it happened. I vaguely remember the bouncers doing their damndest to stop the bleeding. The point of the thread is that I'm self-destructive, I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 YOU CRAZY, B! When are you coming to party on the west coast? Westest is the bestest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Reppin it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezie Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 i had a feeling that was coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Smite Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Can't hold your booze can you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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