paintfetish Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 so my workplace is always doing these weird things for the holidays. for valentines day, they started this thing where you respond to the statement, "IF YOU REALLY KNEW ME YOU WOULD KNOW". then they update a word document once a week with all the new additions. i usually never participate in things like this, but i feel that i can probably have some fun with it. i'll give you "copy and paste" examples, which are probably some of the weirdest things i've ever read. "That I’ve been through a lot in my life. I have a half-brother that I don’t talk to and I have twin half-sisters that I’ve never met. I spent a couple months trying to track them down but gave up because I came to a dead end." "I had my own variety show at one time. It was called, "edited for security purposes". It was a comedy show and entertained people all over the area form 4 years old to 90 years old. Really love to entertain people and make them laugh. " "That I cry a lot... over nothing!! A little sensitive I guess ha-ha" "My favorite character is TAZ. I have a large collection of Taz items. I even have a Taz phone. My other favorites are the M&M figures. I have an M&M riding a red white and blue motorcycle. " "I am allergic to penicillin" "You would know my son works here. He got me to come here. And my nephew also works her." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Lens says: If you really knew me, you'd know that one of my.......... ....no, wait, never mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 i didn't read your post but your sn is a ill ass movie dog.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Tooth Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 if it's annonymous I'd put "I have aids", but I guess that's jsut too obvious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintfetish Posted February 8, 2007 Author Share Posted February 8, 2007 sorry, the purpose for this thread was to get feedback for what i should put for mine. i'd like to have some fun with it, but can't really think of anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintfetish Posted February 8, 2007 Author Share Posted February 8, 2007 it's not annonymous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 sorry, the purpose for this thread was to get feedback for what i should put for mine. "if you knew me you would know that i go to message boards and make threads saying if you knew me you would know" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 sorry, the purpose for this thread was to get feedback for what i should put for mine. i'd like to have some fun with it, but can't really think of anything. well, just don't put some bullshit ass "woe is me" statement like half your collegues have. by the sounds of things half your co-workers need a slap in the face and a "suck it up, pussy" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 If you really knew me, you'd know I have nose cancer from graffiti Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 If you really knew me.....you would think I am a nice person, and never believe that I do what I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 "I'm really into beastiality." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 haha you should put that you had sex with that lady, her son, and her cousin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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