WhereEaglesDare Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's I'd jack some cemetary flowers for you suki. I'm just saying that I am sure the people on this board know better than to date vapid and shallow girls/guys that expect lot's of gifts and expensive bullshit on VDAY. I was generalizing more on how the majority of the country operates this times of year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's I'd jack some cemetary flowers for you suki. make sure no maggots are eating away at them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's p.s. where's my $20??? you know isor will collect for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 1 bloodfarts: will you be my valentine? please circle one : Y or Y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's Yes. But not if I have to do anything special. Such as spend money. Love is priceless. That is all I can offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's i bought you a basket of kittens. It's at the end of the rainbow. I hope you like my rad gift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's I will take photos of my face covered in scratches from a million tiny claws. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's I don't believe in Valentines day, but for the second year in a row my girl guilted me into playin along She's gettin $300 Chanel glasses and some chocolate, so I better be gettin fucked til my dick falls off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's damn ab, you got worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's im taking my girl here: http://manuelsonthe28th.com/menu.htm and a ring from: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's you murried son? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's damn ab, you got worked. I feel like I got off easy haha...I started a terrible trend of spoling this girl and have since felt like I hafta keep it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrannosaurus Sex Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's She's gettin $300 Chanel glasses and some chocolate, so I better be gettin fucked til my dick falls off You could pay alot less to have that happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's ohhhhhhhh. that'll do it! you have to keep them in line and never buy anything over $100. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's Whatever happened to $5 and a Kabluey getting you laid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 1 you murried son? pretty much, but no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nonamebrandeggs Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's You can find me giving out lessons on how chloroform smells any valentines day. Flippin passed out girls at 20 a fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's hahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's yeah, pick me up something from tiff's I'll hit you and buffy back later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's what are you people doing? this thread was meant for single folks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's it'll just be another day. always has been. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's I think most girls just want to know you at least went to SOME effort. Girl i'm dating is getting a rose and a home cooked dinner. She knows this and she's STOKED. Fuck material girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's ^^^ that's actually really sweet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's I got together with my ex the day after Valentines day and broke up with her the next year 2 days before. This was not on purpose, nor was the fact that I broke up with her at the place we first got together. My current girl thinks Valentines day is stupid so I've been fortunate thus far... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's Catface will you be my valentine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's you'll have to ask bloodfarts. Shes my valentine already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's shit like that makes world of warcraft players seem tons cooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being me is sad: I couldn't get laid in a crackhouse w/ a fist full of 100's :( i already got a valentine from catface and it was spongebob related. which is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being me is sad: I couldn't get laid in a crackhouse w/ a fist full of 100's :( I will never do anything for valentines day the reason: I'm not a faggot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 1 what would weezy do? M.O.B. BABY IS WEEZY'S VALENTINE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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