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dudes...i was just thinking how awesome...

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..a bowl of cream of wheat would be. put like 3 tablespoons of brown sugar on that bitch and just stir it in.....goddamn. the best part about that is every once in a while you hit those little sugar pockets where the clump didnt quite melt into the cream of wheat all the way. if we were to all sit down and rate the top 5 white people foods i think cream of wheat might be number one the list. it seriously destroys.

 

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cream of wheat tastes even better when there is horribly over the top racism involved...

 

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...even in 2007 we still like black people to bring us breakfast (also see: aunt jemima), we just focus less on the racism and more on the prep time...busy, busy.

 

actually, after looking at the cream of wheat ads from the early part of last century i dont think im really hungry anymore...ill probably get back into it eventually but for right now ill stick with grapenuts. post seems like theyve always done a good job of respecting other peoples ethnicity.

cream of wheat is good. i used to eat it more fattening (and tastier) back in the day.

 

you'd cook cream of wheat in milk, not water. then you pour cream in it, some sugar, and about a teaspoon full of butter. good stuff i tell ya

 

oh and the story of that black guy on the box -- he was like a waiter or busboy in a restaurant in chicago in the 30's or 40's. the owners liked the way he smiled because he showed his gums when he did. so they got a picture of him, and gave him like 5 dollars from what i remember, but the owners went on to make millions with his face as the logo.

cook cream of wheat in milk, not water. then you pour cream in it, some sugar, and about a teaspoon full of butter.

perfect

who remembers that SNL skit with tracy morgan on aunt jemimas? Preminum malt liquor.

 

"Ya like drinking? HELL, YA LIKE DRINKING?"

 

"More alcohol, which means you GET FUCKED UP FASTER!"

ever have the chocolate flavor? not sure if they make it anymore, but gadddam

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THIS IS WHITE PEOPLE FOOD? REALLY? I AINT EVEN KNOW THAT, MY MOMS USED TO MAKE THIS SHIT FOR ME ALL THE TIME WHEN I WAS A LITTLE ROACHSTOMPER. EXCEPT ITS CALLED "FARINA" AND SHE USED TO MAKE IT WITH MILK & BUTTER AND SUGAR AND VANILLA EXTRACT AND CINNAMON, SHIT WAS SLAAAAAAMMING. I COULD EAT A WHOLE POT OF THAT SHIT, AND THE ARROZ CON LECHE TOO, DONT SLEEP ON THAT SHIT. SHIT IS DELICIOUS B.

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use to get this shit thank to teh food stamps....pretty good.

cream of wheat is good. i used to eat it more fattening (and tastier) back in the day.

 

you'd cook cream of wheat in milk, not water. then you pour cream in it, some sugar, and about a teaspoon full of butter. good stuff i tell ya

 

 

Yup.. That's how it's done..

malt o meal and cream of wheat are so fucking foos with a shitload of sugar- brown or refined i dont care. maybe a little milk to cool it off but no much cuz... well... dairy is scary.

I just started eating the instant Maple/Brown sugar Cream of Wheat at work again about two weeks ago .... It had been damn near 20 years since I had that shit. Already on a 2nd box of it .... had it today !!! MMMMMMmmmmm

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tasted fantastic, the thread was my inspiration. boggie hands... i owe you

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yyyyaaarrrggg....that the shit im talking about right there. i just ate a 1/2 cup of cottage cheese so needless to say im pretty jealous. i think after my race on saturday im going to reward myself with a bowl of cream of wheat and brown sugar.

Cream of wheat cooked with milk. Add butter, some brown sugar and mashed bananas and you have my favorite breakfast food since I was a toddler...

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use to get this shit thank to teh food stamps....pretty good.

 

I was going to say this.

 

My grandma raised me like we were broke as shit.

 

I also got a healthy dose of,

 

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I LOVE GRAPE NUTS!

Whats cream of wheat tho, is it like reddie brek?

Grape Nuts are fucking disgusting and retarted. They neither have grape nor nuts in them, what the fuck.

wow i swear no one has ever made a crack at that coinsidence before.

I was just saying they were retarded for that. My main point was they are really gross.

 

Dick.

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