sarahyoulose Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck okay, so I JUST lost a bracelet my parents brought me from Mexico (like 3 days ago) - either at work (please please please please please) or at school - i remember seeing it after the gym but not after. Anyways, why catholics? because we believe in saints. in particular ST. ANTHONY the patron saint of lost things/people this is my plea to have you people to petition him to find my bracelet and that it will somehow come back to my possession before my parents find out. I will never wear it again i promise. thanks doods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 I lost my St. Christopher necklace once. It was probably karma on account of me not being Catholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 mexicans have an average of 8 kids per household because catholics don't believe in condoms or birth control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FSone Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Please St. Anthony... Find his bracelet, god forbid we wouldnt want his parents to find out, he might get sent back to mexico. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 You can start a buddhist thread after you realize it's gone. "GONE BITCH! DEAL WITH IT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted February 8, 2007 Author Share Posted February 8, 2007 im a girl. you retard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil duck beezie Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 im the only on my dads side of the family (mexicanos) that wasnt baptized in the catholic church when i was a baby im the black sheep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 weren't you just talking about ex sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goosequit Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 You can start a buddhist thread after you realize it's gone. "GONE BITCH! DEAL WITH IT!" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 was it a cool bracelet? worth anything? will they beat you if you lost it? just be thankful you still have your shoelaces. or o you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 yes, buddism is the better way to go...they could find it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 weren't you just talking about ex sex? Yes but with someone she has already got the dick from. Which makes it okay in God's eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 PS: Thought we saw you at the mall, I yelled your name but said person didn't turn around so we assumed it wasn't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 yes, buddism is the better way to go...they could find it for you. We can find your self happy without said bracelet, but that bracelet is fucking gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 ima make a thread calling for the help of all the alcoholics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 You believe in magic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Shit Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Christ dont care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 i think most catholics need to take care of themselves before they go helping other people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 cannibals!@$# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 We can find your self happy without said bracelet, but that bracelet is fucking gone. sounds like something straight out of the dali llama's mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X22 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 chances are you will never find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 I worship the Dark Lord Cronos.....he will help you, but for a price!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Cronos was a titan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horse cock Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 kill yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 go to your nearest flea market and buy another Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 st. anthony, st. anthony, please come around. something is lost and cannot be found. help find sarah's bracelet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 You know what I hate? When you tell people you lost something and the first thing they ask you is, "where'd you lose it?" If i knew it wouldnt be lost. The exception is where you know where you lost it, but just cant get a precise location on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 You're going to hell.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 the only thing i like about catholocism, is the cool cathedral music they play during mass, and i think the rituals are interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 the only thing i like about catholocism, is the cool cathedral music they play during mass, and i think the rituals are interesting. How dare you turn your face away from our Lord Cthulu!! You will be the first soul he devourers TRAITOR!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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