Posted February 8, 200718 yr Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck okay, so I JUST lost a bracelet my parents brought me from Mexico (like 3 days ago) - either at work (please please please please please) or at school - i remember seeing it after the gym but not after. Anyways, why catholics? because we believe in saints. in particular ST. ANTHONY the patron saint of lost things/people this is my plea to have you people to petition him to find my bracelet and that it will somehow come back to my possession before my parents find out. I will never wear it again i promise. thanks doods
February 8, 200718 yr I lost my St. Christopher necklace once. It was probably karma on account of me not being Catholic.
February 8, 200718 yr mexicans have an average of 8 kids per household because catholics don't believe in condoms or birth control.
February 8, 200718 yr Please St. Anthony... Find his bracelet, god forbid we wouldnt want his parents to find out, he might get sent back to mexico.
February 8, 200718 yr You can start a buddhist thread after you realize it's gone. "GONE BITCH! DEAL WITH IT!"
February 8, 200718 yr im the only on my dads side of the family (mexicanos) that wasnt baptized in the catholic church when i was a baby im the black sheep
February 8, 200718 yr You can start a buddhist thread after you realize it's gone. "GONE BITCH! DEAL WITH IT!" lol
February 8, 200718 yr was it a cool bracelet? worth anything? will they beat you if you lost it? just be thankful you still have your shoelaces. or o you?
February 8, 200718 yr weren't you just talking about ex sex? Yes but with someone she has already got the dick from. Which makes it okay in God's eyes.
February 8, 200718 yr PS: Thought we saw you at the mall, I yelled your name but said person didn't turn around so we assumed it wasn't you.
February 8, 200718 yr yes, buddism is the better way to go...they could find it for you. We can find your self happy without said bracelet, but that bracelet is fucking gone.
February 8, 200718 yr i think most catholics need to take care of themselves before they go helping other people.
February 8, 200718 yr We can find your self happy without said bracelet, but that bracelet is fucking gone. sounds like something straight out of the dali llama's mouth.
February 8, 200718 yr st. anthony, st. anthony, please come around. something is lost and cannot be found. help find sarah's bracelet.
February 8, 200718 yr You know what I hate? When you tell people you lost something and the first thing they ask you is, "where'd you lose it?" If i knew it wouldnt be lost. The exception is where you know where you lost it, but just cant get a precise location on it
February 8, 200718 yr the only thing i like about catholocism, is the cool cathedral music they play during mass, and i think the rituals are interesting.
February 8, 200718 yr the only thing i like about catholocism, is the cool cathedral music they play during mass, and i think the rituals are interesting. How dare you turn your face away from our Lord Cthulu!! You will be the first soul he devourers TRAITOR!!!!
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