mindvapors Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Brace yourselves good people of New York, mother government is prepared to step in (again) and save you from yourselves. Senator Carl Kruger is reportedly set to introduce legislation that would ban the use of MP3 players, cellphones, and any other electronic device while crossing the street in New York City or other "big cities" in the state. The proposed ban follows two recent pedestrian deaths in Kruger's district where at least one is said to be the result of a person "listening to his iPod." We just gotta wonder: if police can't enforce jaywalking laws in NYC, how could they possibly enforce this? Yep. Oh, and who's feelin the new krink colors?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 thats good. last time i was in new york this is definitely something that i noticed as being a major problem for the city..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 ....oh wait, that was poverty, pollution and overall unhappiness....not ipods. my bust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Maybe they should legislate paying attention. New York is full of goddamn jackasses that are constantly running out into traffic without looking, and most of them aren't even wearing iPods. Don't put that shit on me... I'm smart enough to listen to music and not get hit by a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 spagheddaboutit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 ha ha oh schnap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 1984 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 They didn't even have ipods in 1984. The worst you had to worry about back then was some Gordon Gecko motherfucker crossing the street with his kleenex box sized cell phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 ^^best post i have seen in the longest time by HW thank you for my new signature.....credit where credit is due of course Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mindvapors Posted February 7, 2007 Author Share Posted February 7, 2007 lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 natural selection at its finest. look both ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Why wont America stop making laws? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 im just gunna walk around listening to 2 ipods now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 i wish my ipod wasnt so fucked up hah i should send it back but i just neglect to do so i only use the thing like twice a week anyways and the fuckin thing always falls out of my pocket somehow or gets lost id prob lose the thing walkin across the street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Cant wait til they pass the no breathing law Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vacuum cleaner Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 first airplanes, now streets? ugh, lame. I still get away with listening to music and playing game boy on the plane while it's taking off. hahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 ummm i think that fucks with the plane's communication abilities......really not a good idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 No it really doesn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 does america have the no talking on mobiles while driving law as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trill Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 you can't listen to an ipod while on a plane? when did this happen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrannosaurus Sex Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Don't tell me some of you actually obey these kinds of laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 i heard that by next week they will require all of new york to wear velcro orthopedic shoes because sometimes laces come untied and that just causes trauma and drama for everyone involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 fuck it just walk across the street doing the human beat box while your friend rhymes and your other friend air dj's. then have a few dudes next to you guys up rock and some kids catching airtags. and you're set. 100% hyphy ghostride the whip hiphop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Serves you right. you kids with your ipods, cellphones, iphones, thongs and whatnot. In my day we listened to tapes, then came cd's, it was a simple time. You damn youngster's. Pull up your pants it's not cool anymore. Now get the fuck back to class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MACK DAWG Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 you can't listen to an ipod while on a plane? when did this happen? just during take-off and landing... for like 10 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 haha...i saw this on the news.....how gay....krink has new colors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintfetish Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 i don't own an mp3 player, and i don't walk anywhere. i love not being affected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 fuck it just walk across the street doing the human beat box while your friend rhymes and your other friend air dj's. then have a few dudes next to you guys up rock and some kids catching airtags. and you're set. 100% hyphy ghostride the whip hiphop YES!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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