WhereEaglesDare Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I have a friend, we'll call him Bill....okay, cool. Anyways, Bill is a decent guy, we have good times hanging out, getting into trouble, hitting up bars, taco truck at 3 a.m. etc.... But he has a gf and this chick monoplizes dudes times like nobodies business. It's like he never has time to go out and do shit once she is off work. We'll be hanging out at his house and all of a sudden he gets a call.. "Oh dude, that was my gf. She's coming home soon so, yeah, you need to leave soon." I think that's kinda fucked up. I understand that a guy has to have time alone with his gf and I have never been one to overstay my welcome but c'mon here.....what fuckin' harm is it going to do anyone if she comes home and we all hang out for a bit? Is me being around for 10-15 minutes after she gets in the door going to affect their relationship? Does anyone else have a friend whose old lady hates all of his friends including you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 pussy whipped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Punch her in the cooter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 Ha ha, i SEE you Some1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Smite Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Yeah...she hates you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 why dont you just get your own asian chick and double date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroCool Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Tell Bill to purchase some balls and attach to appropriate place on body... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 why dont you just get your own asian chick and double date Impossible! Bill's gf is white and bitchy....the apothesis of everything i find unattractive about white girls as far as attitude and possessiveness goes. Bill has a thing for asian girls like I do. I think bringing an asian chick around would piss her off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 obviously hes doing things that he doesnt want to do infront of his girl. shit like this happens when u meet a girl and arent totally honest with her about your lifestyle. you start getting pussy on the reg with said girl and you dont want to upset this by showing her that you are a beer drinking weed smoking slob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Save your friend, quickly! He'll thank you later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 Man, i've been trying. I keep telling him "Dude, me and you need to dip to San Francisco some night, i'll take you out to some bars covered with the who's who of SF graffiti, we'll pick up on some girls, I'll treat you to booze...whadday say?" What all my other guy friends would say: "Hell yes!" What he says: "I'll have to see what's going on with my gf first" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Man, i've been trying. I keep telling him "Dude, me and you need to dip to San Francisco some night, i'll take you out to some bars covered with the who's who of SF graffiti, we'll pick up on some girls, I'll treat you to booze...whadday say?" What all my other guy friends would say: "Hell yes!" What he says: "I'll have to see what's going on with my gf first" Your friend needs these....serious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 cut your losses.....dump him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 Yeah....he still has my War3 dvd though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Never leave a man behind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 start throwing all the stuff that he's left at your house out on the lawn and when he walks up just make it real clear that it's either you or her and you cant take it anymore..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Tell Bill to purchase some balls and attach to appropriate place on body... Apply directly to the forehead! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 start throwing all the stuff that he's left at your house out on the lawn and when he walks up just make it real clear that it's either you or her and you cant take it anymore..... Imma wait until my hair is long enough for curlers before doing this so i can achieve maximum visual effect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 It's the other way round for me. My girlfriend's friends all hate me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 (insert whip cracking sound here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARTOONKILLA Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 looks like you are not going to be hanging out with him until she leaves him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 or maybe he'd rather chill with the girl than with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 nothings worse then dudes that act like complete pussies when their old lady is around, like they act completely different when shes rolling. Hes an insecure homo if hes worried she won't like him if shes sees you guys throwing haymakers and tags up in some bar dude! I let it al out there in the first few weeks, if she runs she runs I get another one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 or maybe he'd rather chill with the girl than with you. oh, is that the official opinion there Dr. Phil? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 It's the other way round for me. My girlfriend's friends all hate me. Is it because you showed up to her play super wasted and got in shit from EVERYONE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 skeet skeet skeet! all over her friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 BALLS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Hes an insecure homo if hes worried she won't like him if shes sees you guys throwing haymakers and tags up in some bar dude! I let it al out there in the first few weeks, if she runs she runs I get another one best post in heera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 i would have made a "no homo" after the thread title Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 im just saying lens, dont get your special edition tyra banks retirement panties in a bunch. its entirely possible that dude just enjoys his girl more than you and wants to chill with her. or hes giving excuses because he wants you to bounce. or hes pussy whipped. i was just giving that other opinion that so many seem to not take into account on this messageboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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