Hoblow Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 I'll list another side effect: Diabetes. You shouldn't be having any of that sugar. This is the worst "detox" I've ever heard of. Where are you from? A swamp? they don't have nutritionists or naturopaths there? I'm 2 weeks into a 6 week detox right now. No sugar, no yeast, no wheat, no soy, no beef, no pork. I can still eat lamb, turkey, chicken, rye bread and lots of ruit and veg. it's a walk in the park. If you're actually concerned about your health, go see a professional for advice, not your uncle billy bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Critics point out that the human liver, kidneys, lungs and skin have evolved to adequately expel environmental contaminants and are perfectly equipped to continue to do so unassisted. It has been posited that some fruits and vegetables may actually contain more natural toxins than animal substances such as meat, fish, and milk. Some critics cite the high mercury content in some fish as a risk factor. Additionally, sudden changes in diet have been linked to fainting and other medical issues. Body fat stores the toxins the body is unable to eliminate[citation needed]; if low blood sugar levels force the body to begin rapidly metabolising large amounts of fat, then these toxins will be released into the bloodstream.[citation needed] Symptoms often mentioned are headaches, sore muscles, feelings of weakness, inability to sleep soundly, and irritability.[citation needed] These side effects are not normally denied, but are seen as a temporary discomfort well worth the cost of the health benefits detox diets are said to cause. Detox diets may not be the safest form of weight loss if they are one of the restrictive ones (such as water fasting or the Master Cleanse) that may result in nutrient deficiencies. The lack of proteins in most detox diets (due to omitting animal products and legumes) often results in diminishing muscle mass due to insufficient amino acids for repair. With less lean muscle tissue, the body's metabolic needs decrease, which hampers weight loss efforts unless calories are lessened further in the diet. While many people have provided testimonials to their health improvements in following a detox diet lifestyle, some of these people may have started the detox diet after coming off an unhealthy diet high in sugar and processed food that may lack nutrients. Any improvements cited from such people would only prove the effectiveness of a detox diet over an average diet, and not that it is the ideal diet that doesn't carry its own unique health risks. see not a great idea. bbc health on the topic: http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/healthy_living/your_weight/eatingwell_detox.shtml#do_they_work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 youre gonna have such bad diarreah bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 6, 2007 Author Share Posted February 6, 2007 fuck this. I'm eating tommorow. Thanks everyone for talking shit, you've brought me to my senses. I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 6, 2007 Author Share Posted February 6, 2007 youre gonna have such bad diarreah bro it's not even diarreah. it is literally 99.9% apple juice spilling out of my b-hole like a faucet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 hahaha and people say im gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 i agree with seven. Apple juice wasnt really the best choice. you shouldve looked up that recipe with the cayenne pepper, honey, and some other stuff juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 Apple juice makes me have the serious diarreah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 sounds like jail son. apple juice?? if you really want to detox i would think water would be the way to run with it. Why dont you just try and live right instead of some fly by the cuff apple juice detox? Drink alot of water. Eat healthy work out .... put down the bottle for a week. quit smoking indefinitly... they arent good for ya. they dont taste good they smell bad cost too much... Take vitamins and shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 oh yeah... and mega colon blow... you really want to flush you system... blow that shit out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 theres a diet where you eat this cabbage soup all the time, shits harsh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 eat fruits and vegs for a week and drink 8 glass's a day dude.............gliko 17p's? hook me up was that anus douching or what g? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 6, 2007 Author Share Posted February 6, 2007 I ate and smoked, I feel great. Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 bran every morning and no take out food of meat for a week, should get your ass cleared out son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 cus, keep us posted on how its going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 6, 2007 Author Share Posted February 6, 2007 1130 PM : I've pooped 8 times today, 6 of which officially transformed my b-hole into a p-hole. I don't recomend this to anyone, especially if you have a tendency to get shitty with the apple juice. Now I'm writing a paper about Magritte. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 so.... you knew applejuice gave yout he runs and you still decided to use it for your detox? no sympathy. none. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 6, 2007 Share Posted February 6, 2007 i was about to say, you're going to be shitting brown water for a couple days, and i doubt consuming only apple juice would be help your liver and shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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