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For 3 days I am going to eat NOTHING, smoke NO cigarettes, and drink NO alcohol.

 

The only thing I will consume will be apple juice, hopefully something like a gallon a day. Supposedly, this will have some sort of positive effect on my bodies well being, and clean out my system of the consistent diet of nachos eggs beer and whiskey of the last months.

 

Side effects

Common temporary side effects include headaches, tiredness, hypoglycemia, constipation, acne, increased body odor, and bad breath.

 

Other side effects can include fainting, dizziness, low blood pressure, heart arrhythmias, weight loss, hunger, vomiting, diarrhea, and kidney problems. If these side effects occur, there is a worsening of symptoms, or new symptoms appear, the fast should be discontinued and it should prompt an immediate visit to a qualified health professional.

 

Another possible side effect is diarrhea, which can lead to dehydration and electrolyte loss.

 

 

 

So, make fun of me or something.

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Be sure it's organic apple juice.

 

And I could deal with all the side effects EXCEPT for the acne.

 

I hate getting zits.

 

 

It sounds like you're better off NOT doing this whacky ass diet

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I've done a couple of detoxes.

 

The first one went great.

 

The second one I had to stop two days into it, and thought I was going to die.

 

Be careful with it, and drink a lot of water.

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did you do the recomended no meat, no nicotine, no alcohol for a week before the detox?

 

Because I was drunk last night, eating cheeseburgers and smoking cigarettes. Is that gonna fuck my shit up?

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well when i did my detox i just went cold turkey.

 

I sort of eat shitty regardless, and I wasn't about to cut back on things the week before or else I wouldn't have gone through with it and been worn out before it started.

 

It's not going to hurt you that you drank and were shitty the night/few days before, but it may make the first few days of the detox rough. After day three you'll feel really really good, just as long as you can make it through the first few days of headaches and sometimes nausea.

 

Don't detox for more than a week at time, especially without the assistance of a nutritionist or someone else trained in that field.

 

PS: If you feel really sick while doing the detox (ie. extreme headaches, vomitting, etc), break the fast and eat a piece of fruit or a simple starch, not a big meal; your body is trying to tell you something isn't right if you feel like you're gonna die.

 

Hope that helps.

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Everything in moderation? Mind over matter? Ever heard of these?

 

If you wanna detox, smoke meth until you piss out all your blood, then get new blood, preferably type O negative. Or read the bible praise god praise jesus.

 

OR ON A SERIOUS NOTE

 

smoke some fucking weed and forget about it.

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if you look online at nutritional sites there is alot of good "liver detox' plans that don't necessarily involve not eating; but puts stress on things that are good for detoxing the liver (i.e. broccoli).

 

I don;t think i couldn't eat for 3 days. i would die

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I just woke up for the second time today so I may not make much sense, however. (And I had a dream that EBPH and I were anthropomorphic stuffed giraffes...)

 

Apple juice is FULL of sugar. It is processed. Not the best liquid to flush your system out with. Where did you get this idea? It isn't healthy to put your body throught a sudden shock like that. If you really want to do a strict three day flush buy some detox teas or something.

 

Or you could just invest 20 bucks a month in a product like Greens Plus Daily Detox. I think I even got Sarahyoulose to buy a bottle of this shit once upon a time....

 

http://www.genuinehealth.com/english/pbn/index.php?id=38&section=160

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^My roomate's dad did this, thats how he knows about it, and subsequently how I found out.

 

Ughh, it's 6:25 PM here, I'm hungry as fuck, really want a cigarette, and I have already pooped four times today.

 

The first two poo's were legitimate dumps, but the next two literally consisted of me peeing apple juice out of my b-hole. Literally no fecal substance, just apple juice.

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Other side effects can include fainting, dizziness, low blood pressure, heart arrhythmias, weight loss, hunger, vomiting, diarrhea, and kidney problems. If these side effects occur, there is a worsening of symptoms, or new symptoms appear, the fast should be discontinued and it should prompt an immediate visit to a qualified health professional.

 

 

I was surprised to see hunger on the list of side effects

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You are maaaaaaaaaaaaaad gay

 

there shouldnt have been any more posts after this...cause this basically sums it up.

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How do you detox from a woman you are still in love with?

Can you just be content to be friends when you want more??

 

But yeah, why are you considering this crazy diet anyway? Doesn't sound too healthy for you.

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