C3ZR ONE Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 I'm in the running for South Dakota's prestigious "Player Hater Of the Year" 2007 award, and would like 12 0z.'s backing on my election. I believe I'm the most vile, venoumous, vendictive, vicious, player hater. Why? #1.- South Dakota's main export is livestock. I'm known in the farming community as "The Tenderizer" for the mean backhand slap I've laid across countless cattle in the area.... #2- I often go down to the YMCA just to pee in the pool while the elderly aquatic fitness class is in session. #3- I've been physically removed from Applebees numerous times for hating on there pathetically weak "Megarita" to the point of taking off my belt and whipping it across the table while screaming "Even Ghandi could drink this shit!!" #4- I got a list of student addresses from the local elementary and sent each students parents a letter stating "We don't want your child attending our school any longer. He/she is butt ugly. We're reporting your exessive use of "the ugly stick" to authorities, and suggest brown bagging the child before sending them into public. Thank you" #5- I bought a parrot just to teach him how to say " I'll pull the weave out your skank head".. His name is "wellfare". #6- I've broken my pimp stick over the heads of 7 different Mary Kay door to door saleswoman in the past 2 months for not having my shade of acne cover up on hand...That's a %100 average... #7- I frequently go to the Dollar store just to scowl at the customers and shake my head and chuckle as they make their purchases... Cuzz their asses are poor. So when you think of Haters in the 605, think of Cezr One. Thanks for your time... Poor ass. And remember, Hate! Hate! Hate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trill Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 what is south dakota? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 People live in South Dakota? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 oh yeah fuck you and your gay farming ass, poor ass mother fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trill Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 605 dance 'n graff skwad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trill Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 i kind of just feel like making fun of south dakota Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C3ZR ONE Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 i kind of just feel like making fun of south dakota Was kinda the point of the post. Self deprecating humor is good for the soul. PS..- My parrot has something to say to you all..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 WHAT THEY DOIN?? NIGGA, THEY STOMPIN THE YARD! WHERE YOU FROM?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C3ZR ONE Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 WHAT THEY DOIN?? NIGGA, THEY STOMPIN THE YARD! WHERE YOU FROM?! Stomping in the yard is dangerous here. We got cow dookie. And wild boar. And who is the midget on the left side of that flick? I sense hate in that little fella.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 yo you aint got shit when it comes to hating compared to one of these,... this nigga is the ultimate hater... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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