deznatori Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Originally posted by got tha feva Ah yes, dezn... one of my finest memories of hanging out with you kids was the night we watched the labrynth and 'barnyard fun' in one sitting. I still have nightmares about that shit. What can I say. We know how to pick the movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted November 30, 2001 Author Share Posted November 30, 2001 by far my most successful thread. a girl i know said she liked watching porn and i was just like, word, we need to chill together sometime..ha haaa.... and then she said that sounds like fun... *gulp*:eek: say word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
graffitiSUX Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 watching porn with girls i watch porn with my wife every now and then. we both enjoy it. we get horny, then we go do our business. watching porn is recommended by the graff man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Step8 Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Ok.... i met this chick in my last year of high school... she had huge breasts, i'm talking like double D's... and she wasnt fat or anything either.. anyway she was kinda nerdy and shit, and was into the internet large (ie: webpage building, graphics, ect.) So we get to talking and we're both all about computers and stuff, so she gives me her ICQ#, and we begin talking online... still she seems so innocent and stuff, the only sex talk from her, is that she is a virgin, and wont give it up untill she finds the 'perfect' guy. Well hearing all this, i didnt wanna waste any more time trying to get her in the sack, so i pass her off to a friend of mine, basically setting them up. Like a month goes by, and my friend frantically calls me at 3 am saying this ,"Where the hell did u find this freaky ass chick!!" me not knowing what the hell he is talking about inquire further...... turns out he went out with this chick for like a date.. the only thing is the date didnt go anywhere other then the backseat.. basically she got in the car, and told him to drive to this secluded area.. normal right?? wrong.. this chick is telling him to slap her ass hard.. he does it.. she goes "what kinda man are you? i said HIT me" ... she also likes to have her nipples bitten and shit..... they didnt have sex or anything, but my friend was a little freaked out, considering the 360 degree change in the chick... she tells him how she has her HD full of porn, and masturbates with beads and stuff. Now i know what your thinking, how does this relate to watching porn with girls..... well............. after hearing all this, i start to talk to this chick again, slowly steering the conversations to like sex and shit... so i eventually gain her trust, and she talks more freely.... turns out this chick is a bigger porn freak then me.. and i'm not talking like regular porn, she's into gangbangs and rough sex... so for like a year we would trade porn between eachother and shit... one day she invites me over to her house for 'pizza and a movie'... obviously i jump at the opportunity, and get my ass over there asap... one thing leads to another, and she starts showing me her porn collection.. the thing is she's talking to me about the technical aspects of it all the way through.. saying stuff like "I dont like this part, it looks fake..look she looks into the camera ....... here" and "whats up with these guys, there supposed to be porn stars, cant they fuck her any harder" :eek: i'm not going to bore u with details about what happened next, but lets just say, i got the party started by saying "i'm sorry i'm not used to watching porn this way" ..... i'll leave it at that an interesting side note, is that she still is a virgin to this day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted November 30, 2001 Author Share Posted November 30, 2001 that IS odd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 DID YOU AT LEAST PUT IT IN HER ASS??? HUH HUH? DETIALS??!!?!?!?!?!?!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RaiD Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 http://www.netgoth.org.uk/people/1134.jpg'> "RAVER DRUGS!!!!" dude do you ever really comment on the post or do you just post some stupid goth looking person with little subtexts in random posts? what the hell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 *believe* Originally posted by Vanity ha ha...i love how webster is falf smooth, half excited school boy Smooooth Operatahh…Smooth Operataaahhhhhh… ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 'if a girl says she likes porn, she's eithe rlying, or FUCKED up" - life sucks die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 *believe* I dont like girls that lie. I especially dont like it when theyre laying there all FUCKED up! I aint trying to do ALL the work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fiberoptical Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 girls do LIKE Porn...try the Barely Legal series by hustler..good videos, with nice looking females.. done the trick for me a few times.. long live skin flix! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iris Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Originally posted by Vanity 'if a girl says she likes porn, she's eithe rlying, or FUCKED up" - life sucks die i am not lying or fucked up and i love porn. if a chick says she doesn't like porn the she's either lying or sexually repressed. which is sad. my exboyfriend still has my favorite porn. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.S.T.B. Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 i love porn. absolutely love it. dont even get off on it just gives me good ideas for me and my boyfriend. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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