stay bay wit it. Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 TOP 8 MORONS OF 2006 1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package Perhaps it's not Walter who's lacking intelligence. 2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them in the police line, shouting, "Please come out and give yourself up" 3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun, kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts. 4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Stop and asked for all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently, the take was too small, so he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three hours until police showed up and grabbed him. 5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "that's not what I said!". 6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??? A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart". "Is this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This is her husband!" 7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED! In Modesto, CA, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun. Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (hellooooooo)! 8. THE GRAND FINALE!!! Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, CA, some folks, new to boating, were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried,they couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat going. It was very sluggish in almost every maneuver, no matter how much power they applied. After about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina, thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition. The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller was the correct size and pitch. So, one of the marina guys jumped in the water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing so hard. NOW REMEMBER...THIS IS TRUE. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place, was the trailer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 9.you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 i thought this thread was gonna be about brittany spears and paris hilton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KniggazInDemStreetz Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Zing landclam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 and by the looks of things he's gonna make the '07 list as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 yeah landclam is the nigger for that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted February 3, 2007 Author Share Posted February 3, 2007 :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 all funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 i bet number 2 would have been downright hilarious to witness hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 I can't believe how stupid some people are. Why do people find entertainment reading about other peoples stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azert Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Isn't that why most people belong to internet forums? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 heres some help with this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 i hate these things only because no one can ever confirm if theyr truly for real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tresmas Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 "5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me all your money or I'll shoot", the man shouted, "that's not what I said!". dopeee!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 dude....not funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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transparent Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 2nd one had me dyin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 wtf up with all these too cool fags? you bumped the worst one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tresmas Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 it happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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