serum Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 whats with retards that dont accept $50 and $100 bills? i always say no even if i do have it. like what are you going to do refuse to sell it to me? this shit bugs the hell out me. its money. give me my change moron. this is primarily an american thing. ive never been asked that question in any other country ive been to. then every time i give someone a 50 or a 100 they have to put it in the light, mark it with a marker give me some look as if im an agent of north korea here to counterfeit the american currency. does anyone know the rate of which businesses recieve fake money? my guess is its very low. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 yeah that shit is annoying. especially when I'm buying like, 8 pesos worth of stuff and they don't want to take a 20 note ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 that's because they don't want to get "quick changed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 They legaly have to accept it, says so on the bill. I hada woman not accept a quarter from me at Key Arena because it was "too dirty." Fucking bitch, take the coin, give me my beer so I can get back to the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 i worked at this one place where every once in a while some homies would come in with kinkos quality $20's.. id recognized them and take the bill and chase off the dudes.. then pass it on an unsuspecting asian. free money! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 I remember once i was about to run out of gas.....and i had to drive to 4 different gas stations till i found one that would give me $80 in change (cause i had a $100 and wanted $20 on gas)....i was so fucking pissed cause i was about to be stranded.... on a side note....ive had people hold my 5 dollar bills to the light to check to make sure theyre real....this has happened on three different occasions....come on now...i might look ghetto...but checking a $5 bill ...thats just racist! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 i was at a pizza place the other night and this fucking kid tested every last ounce of honesty in me.... im standing at the counter. Car running outside he obviously didnt notice me or is stupid or didnt care but his back is turned to me and the register is wide open. This particular place sells 5 dollar larges so he has a huge stack of 5s bundled and ready to be put in the safe. This is on top of the drawer but not secured. Under this it looked pretty thick with 20s 10s and even more 5s. I stood there for probably a minute but it felt much longer while he sat there organizing the safe. The money within arms reach. I wouldnt have even needed to jump the counter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 sounds like little ceasars to me.....$5 dollar pizzas and retards working there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 when I used to work retail, we'd get at least two fake big bills a month. Can't be too careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 ISOR!! what the fuck?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 funny thing... go to europe with 500euros bills.. specially in France Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 yeah i kno. i was so disappointed in myself that i lost my appetite. Twas a little caeser. home of the 5 dolla hot and nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 see....i knew it....those pizzas are good for the quick and cheap bite to eat...and afterwards you geat the quick and troublesome diarrhea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 That happens everywhere. No business wants to have insane amounts of cash on the register. If someone comes with a 5000 bill, the shop goes out of change and they can't sell shit. but that's merely the explanation, I don't like it myself. Specially at some punk ass place where they only accept cash but can't break a fucking 20€ bill I should have my own topic about how it sucks when they hand me my change the wrong ways. they've got two hands available, I got my purchased product(s) and the open wallet on me. mother fucker gives me the bills with one hand and coins with the other, basically so that the bills work as a trampoline for the coins, which motherfucker drops from one feet above my wallet hand once I got the bills. Another way to fuck up and cause coins fly all around the place, is to make a halfpipe of the bills and balance the coins on the halfpipe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 dirty caeser isnt even real food... i dont kno what that shit is. But the spice packs are awesome.. i put that shit on alot of different foods. This particular location they always blunted. Giving wrong change laughing at nothing. eyes bloodshot red. I remember 1 time i went in there for a hot and nasty and they fucked up like 3 times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 i used to be a cashier, we got fake money from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 dirty caeser isnt even real food... i dont kno what that shit is. But the spice packs are awesome.. i put that shit on alot of different foods. This particular location they always blunted. Giving wrong change laughing at nothing. eyes bloodshot red. I remember 1 time i went in there for a hot and nasty and they fucked up like 3 times. i had friends that used to work there in high school.....straight up weed heads...so i know how it goes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 when I worked in a bookies we got fake notes all the time. at least 1 a day. so I can understand people checking notes. but fuck off with the change thing. I don't care if it's an inconvenience to you, I'm the customer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 somebody was telling me about how wal-mart wouldn't accept their sacajawea dollar. the girl at the register even called over a manager and he didn't recognize it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 i remember that when i was in new york the subway ticket machine retuned change in sacajawea coins.....i was like wtf?....id rather get some dollar bills back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Taxi drivers always do this shit to kind of force a larger tip out of you. Jerks. Note:Down under tipping is not what it is in the U.S of A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 That happens everywhere. No business wants to have insane amounts of cash on the register. If someone comes with a 5000 bill, the shop goes out of change and they can't sell shit. but that's merely the explanation, I don't like it myself. Specially at some punk ass place where they only accept cash but can't break a fucking 20€ bil if they say that, then they're lying they have petty cash kept elsewhere so that they can change the large bills into smaller denominations its true of all stores your just dealing with a bunch of wankers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 somebody was telling me about how wal-mart wouldn't accept their sacajawea dollar. the girl at the register even called over a manager and he didn't recognize it. Makes sense, everyone who works there is a fucking retard. LITERALLY. Or they are too old or poor to understand this concept of "new money" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEANCONNERY Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 everyday for lunch i go to this pizza place. Two bucks for a slice of pizza and a pop. I tried paying with a 20 and this old bitch that works there had a shit fit. She started going all crazy and then walked away mumbling obsenities. Anyways to make a long story short i felt like shit and had to wait 20 minutes til she had the change for my slice, needless to say the pizza was delicious and i learned my lesson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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