Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 I just got back from visiting her new office, and she's got windows overlooking Times Square and the Hudson. You could even see New Jersey if you wanted to, but I blocked it with my hand and pretended it wasn't there. She also sprinkles ground up diamond dust on most of her food. I think I'm going to start dressing like this from now on. Only with nicer shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 damn you! and damn my jealousy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 tell her to hook me up with a job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 2, 2007 Author Share Posted February 2, 2007 I'm also planning to invent a hat that's kind of like a foam dome, only it will be made out of a tophat, and it will hold bottles of champagne instead of beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Diamond dust, when inhaled lodges in the bronchioles (tiny fleshy air sacks in our lungs). Since diamonds are so dense, the edges do not dull and retain their sharpness and continue cutting and cutting and cutting into the lungs eventually resulting in massive internal bleeding and death. Surgery is not an option since the slivers are so small and CANNOT be removed. You are guaranteed a slow and painful death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 2, 2007 Author Share Posted February 2, 2007 Really? Fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 no joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Diamond dust, when inhaled lodges in the bronchioles (tiny fleshy air sacks in our lungs). Since diamonds are so dense, the edges do not dull and retain their sharpness and continue cutting and cutting and cutting into the lungs eventually resulting in massive internal bleeding and death. Surgery is not an option since the slivers are so small and CANNOT be removed. You are guaranteed a slow and painful death. you have no idea what you're talking about, or do you? hmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 diamonds are for filthy jew tricksters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 omg you're so racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 most people get offended when they hear the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 ^^^ like you're one to talk u cheap bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 yeah, call me cheap, that doesn't change the fact that you are a washed up 30 yr old. wait, not even that, you have to actually BE something in order to get washed up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 ^^^ oh kid, you're funny, I know all about you...seriously, do you even know how to treat a woman or do you just mooch off of'em like a mother fucker? Yeah, i thought so. You're in no position to say ANYTHING. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Lens isn't a rock star, how can he be washed up? He's just a dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 "OH GOD, THERE IS THAT ANNOYING DRUNK GUY FROM THE BAR" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 3, 2007 Author Share Posted February 3, 2007 Oh, Jesus. If you guys get my thread closed, there's going to be trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 ^^^ oh kid, you're funny, I know all about you...seriously, do you even know how to treat a woman or do you just mooch off of'em like a mother fucker? Yeah, i thought so. You're in no position to say ANYTHING. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Right, back on thee track How did you meet this girl? Does she have friends? Do you have to take your shoes off at her place? What does she bankroll? Food, gas, clothing, electronics? Asian? White? Black? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 3, 2007 Author Share Posted February 3, 2007 We've actually been together for udd long. And it's my house, and yes you have to take your shoes off. She has lots of friends. No, most of them are not asian. And she's flying me to Puerto Rico for my birfday next week, even though I don't deserve it. *And she just got home from work, so I'm going to crack a bottle of wine and get to fuckin'. iComo perritos! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 wow, very nice sir! all mine does is give me rides to BART in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 pigeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 congrats. you should hook hesh up with one of her friends. you guys would probably get along famously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 soooo niceeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 Nothin' more proud then leaning on other people for support. Being a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 ^I'm pretty sure dude isn't 'leaning' on anyone. He did say he owns the pad. Mostly it just sounds like she's got her shit together and shows appreciation instead of acting like a cold bitch. By the way- your name is '10KorpsePileUp'... so anything you say is instantly tainted by faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 you have no idea what you're talking about, or do you? hmmm... sounds pretty scientific to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 GO BACK TO YOUR THREAD! Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted February 3, 2007 Share Posted February 3, 2007 ^I'm pretty sure dude isn't 'leaning' on anyone. He did say he owns the pad. Mostly it just sounds like she's got her shit together and shows appreciation instead of acting like a cold bitch. By the way- your name is '10KorpsePileUp'... so anything you say is instantly tainted by faggot. I was being sarcastic, I guess it didn't come off that way with text. Question: What do you think is "faggot" about a pile bodies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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