DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 this is what you do to have hours of fun: (you must live in a cracked out neighborhood and up on a high level of an apartment building with a fire escape) if you dont have an apartment high up, you can use a hotel space such as the adante. you just need the fire escape. now you just need the following: empty dime bags tofu soap now... crumble the soap and tufu and put little chunks into the dimebags like so: if you dont have dimebags... plastic wrap will work fine. ...now toss em out the window and wait. (fishing is all about waiting) ...then sit back and watch as dudes that look like this: pick up your tofu/soap rocks and do this: 1.) get excited 2. attempt to smoke your "crack" 3.) realize it's fake and get pissed, only to circle the block and pick up ANOTHER bag of your "crack" and repeat the cycle. ENJOY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 haha nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 2, 2007 Author Share Posted February 2, 2007 by the way i dont know why the angry black dude morphed into an asian chick but whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 hmmm too much work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 2, 2007 Author Share Posted February 2, 2007 takes patience... but when you're bored it's a fun way to waste time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 it would be more funny to crap on a dollar bill and watch crackheads pick it up... see how many of them drop it and how many wipe it on they pants Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 2, 2007 Author Share Posted February 2, 2007 thats weak. they arent going to try and smoke it... but theres an idea. dry out an old turd and add it in with the tofu/soap maybe mix it with some cutz and that shit will tingle on their lips when they light that bitch up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 see the crack idea would be really funny if you watch the smoking attempt go down... but ya cant. wait your missing the point... of course they arent going to smoke a poopy dollar but you still get to see them get shit on they hands... i used to do it with refried beans when i worked at a mex resturant. you hide the poo on the bottom so they see a clean dollar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Put that on the end of a hook, take a crack head on a walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 use dmt instead... just watch them drop the pipe and fall the fuck out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz Posted February 2, 2007 Author Share Posted February 2, 2007 i'll tell you what... crack heads are the absolute lowest on the drug food chain. i mean even below gas huffers and those 15yr old kids who eat sucrets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 sucrets?!? for real? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 hahahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 isn't this from bum fights or jackass or something? at any rate, you need to revolve your life around something you didn't see on tv or read about in vice magazine. your whole schtick is way outta date. if you wanna be hip, you gotta keep up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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