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DeweyVonGumpsteinAndTheWiz

fishing for crackheads...

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this is what you do to have hours of fun:

 

(you must live in a cracked out neighborhood and up on a high level of an apartment building with a fire escape)

 

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if you dont have an apartment high up, you can use a hotel space such as the adante. you just need the fire escape.

 

 

now you just need the following:

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empty dime bags

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tofu

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soap

 

now...

 

crumble the soap and tufu and put little chunks into the dimebags like so:

 

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if you dont have dimebags... plastic wrap will work fine.

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...now toss em out the window and wait. (fishing is all about waiting)

 

...then sit back and watch as dudes that look like this:

 

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pick up your tofu/soap rocks and do this:

 

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1.) get excited

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2. attempt to smoke your "crack"

 

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3.) realize it's fake and get pissed, only to circle the block and pick up ANOTHER bag of your "crack" and repeat the cycle.

 

 

ENJOY.

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it would be more funny to crap on a dollar bill and watch crackheads

pick it up... see how many of them drop it and how many wipe it

on they pants

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see the crack idea would be really funny if you watch

the smoking attempt go down... but ya cant.

 

wait your missing the point... of course they arent

going to smoke a poopy dollar but you still get

to see them get shit on they hands... i used to do

it with refried beans when i worked at a mex resturant.

you hide the poo on the bottom so they see a clean

dollar

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use dmt instead... just watch them drop the pipe and fall the fuck out...

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isn't this from bum fights or jackass or something? at any rate, you need to revolve your life around something you didn't see on tv or read about in vice magazine. your whole schtick is way outta date. if you wanna be hip, you gotta keep up.

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