26SidedCube Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 [discovery channel] Little known fact: "The Mero is actually three shades darker while smoking a Newport. In the Bronx, Marlboros are like kryptonite in the sense that they temporarily turn Dominicans to rugged Caucasions from Seattle. Right after this picture was taken, it is reported that Mero mumbled something to the affect of "Ayo, what's really Cobain? Somebody noosed my klonopin!" and punched Killa Priest in the face for never doing anything worth listening to." [/discovery] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 This here is pure classic though, probably my favorite quote "OH MAN. MORE GAY VAMPIRES. THIS NIGGA LOOKS LIKE AN ANIME DRAWING. AND I FUCKIN HATE ANIME. WHEN E-40 SAID "POP YOUR COLLAR" HE DIDNT MEAN "TILL YOU LOOK LIKE YOU BELONG IN CASTLEVANIA" YOU FUCKING DOLJA...GO TAKE THAT SHIT BACK TO THE SALVATION ARMY AND PUNCH WHICHEVER ONE OF YOUR 'MO ASS FRIENDS SAID "OMIGAAAWD!! TYLER LOOK HOW CUTE THIS JACKET IS!"...FORREAL B. STOP DRESSING LIKE YOUR AUDITIONING FOR INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE... BEFORE I GO TO THIS CLUB BANG PLACE WITH LIVE GRENADES AND A TEC. AND REALLY MAKE SHIT BANG" holy fuck....I was just about to post this. Probably my all time favorite mero quote. I liked that other one where he describes some girls gash as smelling like "gouda and wet dog" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 I think it would be useful when posting quotes on pictures to also quote the photo to give some context. Hallah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 i can totally picture this one. instant classic. "THE REALITY OF THIS SITUATION IS THAT I WOULD BEAT YOUR FUCKING WIG IN TILL THAT SHIT LOOKED LIKE SALSA AND THEN NIGGAS WOULD COME AND DIP TOSTITOS IN YOUR FUCKING FACE NIGGA." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 yes. my favorite quote. everyone thank me for discovering it because no one ever noticed it back then and if it weren't for me it would've faded off into eternal oblivion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 someone else had that in their signature awhile back too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 THIS TATTOO ISNT DONE...HE STILL HAS TO GET "MYSELF" TATTED UNDER THIS SHIT...MY DUDE SERIOUSLY...HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE? THIS NIGGAS PARENTS MUST LOOK AT EACHOTHER EVERYDAY AND BE LIKE "NAH FUCK YOU, ITS YOUR FAULT" IF A NIGGA EVER NEEDED AN AFRO, ITS THIS DICKHEAD. ANY NIGGA THAT HAS "OI" TATTOOED ANYWHERE ON HIS BODY DESERVES TO BE GIVEN A WEDGIE BY SHAQ. "HEY GUYS WHEN I GET TIRED OF KILLING AND ROCKING OUT TO MINOR THREAT, I GET LONESOME SOMETIMES...OH SHIT TATTOO IDEA!!!" FUCK YOU NIGGA. TAKE THAT BURGER KING WATCH AND STICK IT IN YOUR PUSSY. THE SHIT THAT MAKES ME MAD IS THAT THIS NIGGA PROBABLY HAS A BANGIN ASS GIRLFRIEND...(THAT WANTS TO PISS HER PARENTS OFF BADLY) THIS NIGGA SHOULD JUST TATTOO "IM A COOL PUNK ROCKER DUDE" ON HIS FUCKING FACE...FUCK IT NIGGA, RIGHT? YOU CANT LOOK ANY STUPIDER. I ALREADY KNOW THIS NIGGA HAS 20 PAIRS OF DIRTY ASS SKINTIGHT BLACK JEANS AND JUST THINKING OF THIS HERB WEARING A OUTFIT THAT LOOKS LIKE IT BELONGS TO A GAY GOGO DANCER AT A SEX CLUB IS MAKING ME ANGRY. SO IM GONNA STOP RIGHT HERE BEFORE I SHOOT MY OWN KIDS. hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Anytime I read Mero's posts I hear it narrated by Method Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 YO I ALMOST FORGOT...THAT NIGGA HAS SIDEBURNS WITH NO HAIR!!! YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE!!! THATS LIKE HAVING SYRUP WITH NO PANCAKES!!! WHAT A DICKHEAD. DAMN MAN I WISH 100 FAT BROADS WOULD LINE UP AND KICK THIS NIGGA IN THE BALLS 1 BY 1 UNTIL HIS HAIR GREW IN. DUMBASS. M E R O E S :hatred: :hatred: ON FIYA UP IN HERE haaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 cockriding thread of the year!! but i got love for mero /no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 ^Nah. That's a totally different, SI accent. Dude sounds 100% BX. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 "WHY DOES THIS HERB LOOK LIKE A GAY HIPSTER VERSION OF RERUN?? IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS "BORROW YOUR MOMS OLD SUNGLASSES THAT SHE'S ASHAMED OF" NIGHT AT THE CLUB. AND LOOK AT MY SONS HAIR. THE SHIT THAT BUGS ME OUT IS THINKING ABDOUT THESE FUCKING FOOLS DOING REGULAR SHIT LIKE BUYING MILK AT THE STORE...YOU ROCK THOSE FUCKING GAY ASS SUNGLASSES WHEN YOU GO TO THE LAUNDROMAT LITTLE RICHARD?" "WOW...THIS NIGGA LOOKS LIKE HE REALLY TOOK 5 HOURS TO DIVIDE ALL HIS HAIR INTO 20 STRAND SECTIONS THEN GELLED EACH ONE WITH OX CUM...MY NIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING? FREON IS NOT A HAIR PRODUCT MY DUDE...WHATS REALLY GOOD WITH NIGGAS TANNING TILL THEY LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF CANDYCORN? CAN SOMEONE BREAK THAT DOWN TO ME? I MET MAD GUIDOS IN MY DAY BUT THIS NIGGA IS OFF THE CHARTS, IS THIS THE TYPE OF MUTHAFUCKAS THAT RUN AROUND LONG ISLAND? IF IT IS, REMIND ME TO NEVER GO TO LONG ISLAND. HOUSE OF WAX ASS NIGGA, THIS NIGGA NEEDS TO BE IN MADAME TUSSAUDS NEXT TO WHOOPI GOLDBERG." "MOTION* LOOK AT YOU NIGGA!!! I WAS GONNA GRAB YOUR FAGGOT ASS BY THE COLLAR BUT I DONT WANNA FUCK UP YOUR LITTLE SISTERS SHIRT, CUZ THIS GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH HER. ..BEFORE I GET THE JAWS OF LIFE TO GET YOU OUT THOSE PANTS" Damn this quote made me go from listening to Brian Jonestown Massacre to DJ Vadim feat. Moshun Man....The Terrorist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 the one about smashing in someones face until it looks like salsa and then dipping tostitos in it was pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 hahah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 someone else had that in their signature awhile back too that was me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 I JUST SAW P DIDDY ON TV TALKING ABOUT PROACTIV. THAT MUTHAFUCKAS HAIR LOOKS LIKE HE DOES IT WITH CORN OIL AND MELTED CANDLE WAX. NIGGA IS A FUCKIN FOOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 didn't he say something about proactiv "moisturizing my situation and preserving my sexy" ? :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 THAT NIGGA NEEDS TO PRESERVE HIS BIG ASS CHICLET TEETH. YOU COULD PUT TWO "A'S" ON THAT NIGGAS FRONT TEETH AND GO ALL IN IN A POKER GAME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 You made some damn funny comments about your chirrins at one point. That photo of your daughter with a massive kitchen knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 mero pops off with gold almost 100% of the time... and hes not trying. ANIMALS KILLING OTHER ANIMALS IS MAD FUN TO WATCH WHEN YOU'RE MAD HIGH B. I WAS AT JB CRIB AND THE NIGGA THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL TO THROW THOSE FIGHTING FISH INTO THE SAME TINY BOWL...HE WAS RIGHT, WE ENDED UP PLACING BETS AND SHIT. IM UP 30 DOGGIE, MY FISHES GO HARD. on russle simmons devorce: THIS IS WHY I DONT GIVE BITCHES NOOOOOOO MONEY, ONCE YOU GIVE A BITCH MONEY THEY GO CRAZY, I WAS DOIN REAL GOOD AT A CERTAIN POINT AND MY BM PUT A NIGGA IN THE HOLE OFF THE STRENGTH OF SHOES ALONE. RUSSEL'S A HERB FROM QUEENS ANYWAY B, HE DESERVES IT, YOU CANT EXPECT TO BE SOME LITTLE GREMLIN LOOKING NIGGA AND SWIM IN SOME JAPANEGRO PUSSY UNLESS YOU'RE GIVING THE BITCH A BLACK CARD WITH HER NAME ON IT. STUPID. POINT IS, NIGGAS BETTER ACT LIKE YOU'RE BROKE AND STOP TRYING TO HAVE THESE TROPHY SUPER BAD BITCHES CUZ THEY'LL LEAVE YOUR ASS BROKE AND YOU GOTTA EAT NOTHING BUT CHEF BOYARDEE, KABOOM AND NUTRAMENTS CUZ YOU SPENT HALF YOUR RE-UP (OR PAYCHECK IF YOU'RE A LAW ABIDING TYPE OF NIGGA) BUYING THE BITCH DOLCE & GABBANA HEELS AND SCANDALOUS OUTFITS JUST SO NIGGAS CAN STARE AT YOUR BITCH WHEN YOU'RE OUT AND ABOUT. I'LL PASS, ASK MY BROAD WHEN THE LAST TIME I PUT CASH IN HER HAND WAS AND SHE'LL MAKE THE ILL SAD FACE LIKE A PRECIOUS MOMENTS DOLL AND BE LIKE "IONO...98?" NIGGAS BETTER START DOING DICK PUSHUPS AND TALKIN TO THEMSELVES IN THE MIRROR SO YOU CAN RELY ON YOUR G AND PIPE GAME INSTEAD OF YOUR CREDIT LINE. I PUT MY SEEDS AND 2 G'S UP ON THIS BITCHES TWAT SMELLING LIKE A WET COCKER SPANIEL DRYING IN THE SUN ON STATEN ISLAND. NAH B, NO HOMO ISNT USED LIKE THAT, YOU POSED TO THROW THE NO HOMO AFTER YOU SAY OR DO SOMETHING THAT COULD POTENTIALLY BE INTERPRETED AS HOMO, NOT SOMETHING BLATANTLY HOMO. FOR EXAMPLE, IM AT THE DICE GAME AND SOME DUDE GETS LOUD WITH ME, I SMASH A BOTTLE OVER HIS WIG AND KICK HIM TO PIECES WHEN HE'S ON THE FLOOR, THEN WHEN I PULL MY JOINT OUT TO PISS ON THE NIGGA I SAY "NO HOMO" BECAUSE IM NOT DOING IT IN A GOLDEN SHOWER FETISH WAY, IM DOING IT IN A TOTALLY HETERO DISRESPECTFUL WAY. YOU DIG? NIGGAS WITH THESE PHONES BE STANDING AROUND LOOKIN LIKE THEY FEEL MAD IMPORTANT, TILL I PULL OUT 2 PHONES AND START TAKIN YAK ORDERS...WHOSE IMPORTANT NOW BITCH!!! GOHEAD AND PLAY YOUR SOLITAIRE WHILE I USE MY BOOST PHONE TO MAKE DIRECT SALES!!!! HOLLA POW!!!! "STYLUS" ASS NIGGAS. FUCK A "STYLUS" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 fuck. i've been eatting about 3 slices a day of bread and peanut butter. mmmm. i cant get over the craving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 NAH B, NO HOMO ISNT USED LIKE THAT, YOU POSED TO THROW THE NO HOMO AFTER YOU SAY OR DO SOMETHING THAT COULD POTENTIALLY BE INTERPRETED AS HOMO, NOT SOMETHING BLATANTLY HOMO. FOR EXAMPLE, IM AT THE DICE GAME AND SOME DUDE GETS LOUD WITH ME, I SMASH A BOTTLE OVER HIS WIG AND KICK HIM TO PIECES WHEN HE'S ON THE FLOOR, THEN WHEN I PULL MY JOINT OUT TO PISS ON THE NIGGA I SAY "NO HOMO" BECAUSE IM NOT DOING IT IN A GOLDEN SHOWER FETISH WAY, IM DOING IT IN A TOTALLY HETERO DISRESPECTFUL WAY. YOU DIG?[/Quote] Almost positive he said this to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 there was a quote in the myspace picture post, (it is probably about a million pages back into it). referring to some girl with a nice body but the most busted face ever, where mero said something like "that girl is like an ice cream sundae with a little nugget of shit on top". fuck i cant do it justice, but i have never laughed so hard as when i read that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 ive been eating nothing but peanut butter jelly sammiches all this week.....being broke sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Sometimes when I go to sleep at night I think about dead fetal pigs with their jaws broken dancing around on two legs. Then I start to imagine being one of those pigs, you know, one of the sexier ones, and putting on tight black pants with sparkles on them and trying out for the Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad. I think I could do it. Imagine, a small, wrinkled fetal pig with its mouth broken jumping in the air doings splits and backflips. People would come from miles around just to see me and get my autograph. Of course, they'd probably end up firing me because I couldn't do the chants since my mouth was broken. Then I would get a lawyer and back myself up wth fans and appear on T.V. crying about how the Dallas Cowboys had a prejudice about fetal pigs to Barbara Walters and spill everything about one of the football players affair with me. And if they still wouldn't let me back in I'd get started on Heroin because I would think that I was too fat and turn to prostitution and porno's for cash. Eventually I would end up committing suicide for my dead end career and put myself in a jar of formaldehyde. There would be no one at my funeral except some scientists who were baffled at my walking around since I was a fetal pig. They would put my uniform up on a wall at Ripley's Believe It Or Not in Tennessee and I will have eventually passed into tales to keep bad children from pissing off their parents. -splink sometimes I'll just sit around and think back and remember stupid shit girls have said to me, one time I told this girl I felt "awkward" and the bitch said "Don't feel awkwarded" I really did contemplate pimp smacking the bitch. But I didn't. Another thing I sometimes wonder about is why the rides at Six Flags have gotten so wild out now, I remember back in the day when the Scream Machine was the scariest shit out, and you were a real ass nigga if you went on that shit, now my little nephew be jumping on that shit giggling like he's being pulled down the street in a wagon. Shit. Now niggaz got some shit were they attach a elastic string to your waist, take you up so high your nose bleeds and then just drop your silly ass. You see mad heads gathered around so they can watch stool drip from your pants, shit is drastic now son. I'm not scared of any of these rides or anything but they're bugged out, That Nitro coaster is like a vertical drop 500 feet down. You can feel your kidney and other shit inside you blast up into your throat like you drank 3 40's of OE and ate some Chinese food from Bedford Park. Oh yeah, I love niggaz who talk shit too. I was at the D train station at 161st (Go Yanks!) the other day and this kid Rimz SUB 667 (I didnt know he was Rimz) comes up to me and asks me what I write, cuz he saw me busting a tag (Like he couldnt just read the tag) So I told him "MERO TMF MLB" and he goes "You TMF?" So I go, "Yeah, why?" Then the nigga backed up and said he was Netr, He was shook. If I would have known he was Rimz, his chin woulda got rocked. Sucka. I busted a "KILLA MERO" tag on seeking's 40. I ripped it, I bet you never met a nigga who busted a tag on a 40 before. Anyway I'm gonna go hit the strizzy club. I'm bored, and Jessie is pregnant. Peace. MERO MLB TMF HAR MOBB MEROKILLS MERODOGS MEROJUANA KILLA CANE HUSANE VILLAVILLAINS ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Doodles Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Bump this thread and Mero...somebody give this nig a fuckin' show already! Something like where he beats the shit out of K-Fag or Ashton Kutcher (maybe some rollerbladers), and makes it with like director's commentary or something.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Que es mano, porqué contigo no chocan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 Bump, for sickness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted February 7, 2007 Share Posted February 7, 2007 YO THIS NIGGA IS BOUT IT! YOU LOVE YOU SOME FAT BITCHES, HUH NIGGA? HAHAHA...MAN I HATE FAT BROADS...FAT BROADS THAT CLAIM THICK ARE THE WORST...IF YOU'RE FAT, OK, ROCK, BE FAT...JUST DONT TRY TO ACT LIKE YOU THICK WHEN YOU KNOW DAMN WELL THICK MEANS YOU GOT A FAT ASS BANGIN HIPS SOME BANGIN TITTIES, AND A LITTLE EXTRA CUSHION...SHIT, IF YOUR A FAT BITCH AND YOU PLAY YOUR POSITION, I MIGHT LET YOU GIVE ME BRAIN, BUT SH! AY! DONT EVEN TRY TO GET UP AND SIT ON MY DICK LIKE I AINT UP ON YOUR LITTLE SCHEME...YEAH, THE FAT BITCHES ALWAYS HAVE THE SAME SCHEME... 1) THEY GET YOU DRUNK AND HIGH 2) THEY START GIVING YOU INCREDIBLE MIND EXPANDING BRAINWOP 3) THEY WAIT FOR YOU TO LEAN YOUR HEAD BACK AND CLOSE YOUR EYES THEN THEY TRY TO SIT ON YOUR SHIT... NO! BITCH, IT IS NOT GOING DOWN LIKE THAT. MY BABIES ARE GOING ON YOUR TONSILS OR ON YOUR CLAVICLE. GET YOUR MIND RIGHT BITCH I AINT HITTING NO RHINO TWAT. FUCK OUTTA HERE...I FUCKED A FAT BITCH ONCE AND WAS SMASHING FROM THE BACK AND THE PUSSY FELT GIGANTIC, LIKE I WASNT EVEN IN CONTROL, THAT SHIT WAS TERRIBLE. I FELT LIKE I STUCK MY DICK INTO A TUPPERWARE FULL OF FARINA OR SOME SHIT. AND YO, IF ONE MORE 200 POUND BITCH REFERS TO HERSELF AS "THICK"...IMA PUT MY DAUGHTER IN THE MICROWAVE B, IVE HAD ENOUGH. THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN WEIGH 2 BILLS AND BE "THICK" IS IF YOUR 6'4" YOU STUPID BITCH. FALL THE FUCK BACK. 150 IS MY LIMIT. ASK ABOUT ME. -MEROE NIGGA, AND WHAT? ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 Nothing more needs to be said. "THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN WEIGH 2 BILLS AND BE "THICK" IS IF YOUR 6'4" YOU STUPID BITCH." That just made my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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