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DA KID MERO

A-A-A-OOOOO!!!!!

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THIS FUCKIN PB&J SANDWICH IS ABOUT TO COME THRU IN THE CLUTCH RIGHT NOW! NIGGAS DONT EVEN KNOW, EXTRA CRUNCHY SKIPPY IS SO OFFICIAL, ON TOAST? WITH THE SMUCKERS GRAPE JAM?! [NOT JELLY MY DU, JAM.] FORGET ABOUT IT B, ILL TAKE A PASS ON SOME BRAIN TO EAT THIS SHIT. WOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I HEAR SHORTY STIRRIN UP THE CHOCOLATE MILK RIGHTNAH!!! IM ABOUT TO ZONE OUT BACK TO MISS C'S KINDERGARTEN CLASS.

 

YO PLEASE FEEL FREE TO FILL THIS THREAD WITH QUOTES FROM YOURS TRULY THAT MADE YOU LAUGH, CRY, OR QUESTION THE SOCIETY WE LIVE IN...THAT WAY, WHEN I GET THIS BOOK POPPIN ALL I GOTTA DO IS CALL SHORTY OVER HERE AND BE LIKE "YO MA PRINT THIS SHIT BEFORE YOU GO TO THE STORE, AND YO WHEN YOU GO TO THE STORE BRING ME BACK A TROPICANA TWISTER BLACK CHERRY LEMONADE TO MIX WITH THIS BACARDI" DOG REALLY, FABOLOUS - "BK STYLE" IS A RIDICULOUS JOINT, I JUST REDISCOVERED THIS SHIT TODAY. BUT YO YEAH, QUOTE ME IN THIS BITCH SO I CAN ORGANIZE MY THOUGHTS.

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THAT SHIT IS SOMEWHERE. EVERYBODY I CHILL WITH IS LIKE "YO MY DU YOU LOOK MAD SOHO'D OUT, WHATS GOOD?" AND I JUST SHRUG AND BE LIKE "I DONT KNOW B, IM SMOKIN A MARLBORO MENTHOL LITE CUZ I BUMMED IT OFF SOME NIGGA AND I LOOK MAD DIRTY CUZ I WAS UP FOR 48 HOURS" (I EVEN HAD A STAMP ON MY HAND FROM SOME NIGHTSPOT)...THE GIRLS WERE FEELING IT THOUGH, THEY SAID IT WAS CUTE. SO IM NOT MAD.

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"FUCK THIS BITCH FOR PUTTING THAT BMX TIRE IN HER EAR AND FUCKING HERSELF UP FOREVER. DICKHEAD"

 

"FUCK THIS BITCH YO! I DONT CARE HOW CUTE YOU POSE AND HOW COOL YOUR CD COLLECTION IS...I DONT EVEN CARE IF YOU HAVE "DA SHINING" ON VINYL. YOU STUPID LAME BITCH YOU HAVE A MONGOOSE TIRE IN YOUR EAR YOU STUPID "INDIE" BITCH. SOMEONE BLOW UP MYSPACE, THAT TOM NIGGA IS SWIMMIN IN WOMEN WIT THEY OWN CONDOMINIUMS. ILL THROW THAT NIGGA FACE IN THE TRASH. ALSO..."

 

"THIS BITCH PUSSY DEFINETLY SMELLS LIKE OLD TUNA AND YOGURT, LIKE IF YOU WERE EATING YOGURT, THEN PUT THE SHIT UNDER YOUR BED THEN FORGOT ABOUT IT (ON TOP OF A TUNA SANDWICH YOU ALSO FORGOT ABOUT. THEN YOU FOUND IT WHEN YOU WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR OTHER SNEAKER. AND YOU'RE LIKE "GODDDD DAAAAAAMN!!!!" AND YOU GET OUT FROM UNDER THE BED SO FAST YOU HIT YOUR HEAD ON THE FRAME AND THROW UP A LITTLE BIT IN YOUR MOUTH...THATS WHAT THIS BITCHES PUSSY SMELLS LIKE. I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH, IF ANYONE HAS HER LINK SEND ME IT, AND ILL TELL HER TO STICK A PRESSURE HOSE IN HER VAGINA, THAT BITCH PROBABLY HAS SKIN TAGS...AGGGHHHH...I JUST THREW OUT MY SESAME CHICKEN, THANKS YOU FAT WHITE BITCH."

 

Theres some for you to work off of Mero

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"SHORTY IN THE MIDDLE NEEDS AN "INSERT PENIS HERE" SIGN ON HER UPPER LIP. ID DEFINETLY SMASH, EVEN WITH THE SILLY ASS ASHTON KUTCHER HAT ON."

 

"WHY IS THIS BITCH DRESSED LIKE AN ARABIAN GUCCI OIL TYCOON PRINCESS OF THE SAHARA? WITH MAAAAD MACY'S JEWELRY ON? GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT, YOU AINT CUTE. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD BE WALKING INTO A WRESTLING MATCH WITH IRON SHIEK. YOU STUPID BITCH, ALL YOUR FACIAL FEATURE ARE LESS THAN A CENTIMETER AWAY FROM EACHOTHER. YOUR LEFT EYE CAN GIVE YOUR NOSE A HI FIVE WITHOUT EVEN STRETCHING. MERK YOURSELF."

 

A couple more.

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"WHY DOES THIS HERB LOOK LIKE A GAY HIPSTER VERSION OF RERUN?? IT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS "BORROW YOUR MOMS OLD SUNGLASSES THAT SHE'S ASHAMED OF" NIGHT AT THE CLUB. AND LOOK AT MY SONS HAIR. THE SHIT THAT BUGS ME OUT IS THINKING ABDOUT THESE FUCKING FOOLS DOING REGULAR SHIT LIKE BUYING MILK AT THE STORE...YOU ROCK THOSE FUCKING GAY ASS SUNGLASSES WHEN YOU GO TO THE LAUNDROMAT LITTLE RICHARD?"

 

"WOW...THIS NIGGA LOOKS LIKE HE REALLY TOOK 5 HOURS TO DIVIDE ALL HIS HAIR INTO 20 STRAND SECTIONS THEN GELLED EACH ONE WITH OX CUM...MY NIGGA, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING? FREON IS NOT A HAIR PRODUCT MY DUDE...WHATS REALLY GOOD WITH NIGGAS TANNING TILL THEY LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF CANDYCORN? CAN SOMEONE BREAK THAT DOWN TO ME? I MET MAD GUIDOS IN MY DAY BUT THIS NIGGA IS OFF THE CHARTS, IS THIS THE TYPE OF MUTHAFUCKAS THAT RUN AROUND LONG ISLAND? IF IT IS, REMIND ME TO NEVER GO TO LONG ISLAND. HOUSE OF WAX ASS NIGGA, THIS NIGGA NEEDS TO BE IN MADAME TUSSAUDS NEXT TO WHOOPI GOLDBERG."

 

"MOTION* LOOK AT YOU NIGGA!!! I WAS GONNA GRAB YOUR FAGGOT ASS BY THE COLLAR BUT I DONT WANNA FUCK UP YOUR LITTLE SISTERS SHIRT, CUZ THIS GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH HER.

 

..BEFORE I GET THE JAWS OF LIFE TO GET YOU OUT THOSE PANTS"

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"I WAS FUCKING THIS BITCH FROM WILLIAMSBURG B. (A BLOCK FROM THE BEDFORD STOP ON THE L, GROUND ZERO FOR HIPSTER FAGS) I WAS STAYING AT HER CRIB ALL THE TIME BECAUSE THE SHIT IS LIGHT YEARS AWAY FROM THE HOOD AND I DONT HAVE A WHIP. I DONT DISCRIMINATE B I'LL BLOW A HIPSTER BITCHES BACK OUT. PUSSY IS PUSSY AND THIS BITCH WAS A BAAAAAD PUERTO RICAN BROAD. I HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN COMMON WITH THIS BITCH, BUT SHE WAS INTO HOOD NIGGAS AND LIT UP UNLIMITED BLUNTS AND TRICKED ON ME SEVERELY (THANKS FOR THE STEEPTECH BOO ). SO I WOULD SIT IN FRONT OF HER CRIB AND SMOKE BLUNTS, AND JUST LAUGH AT ALL THE NIGGAS THAT WALKED UP THE BLOCK, PLUS I KNOW ALL THOSE GAY BAND NAMES CUZ THIS BITCH HAD 2 EQUALLY HIPSTER ROOMMATES AND I WOULD JUST ZONE OUT AND LOOK AT THE CD RACK AND REMEMBER NAMES AND LAUGH. DOES THAT EXPLAIN MY KNOWLEDGE OF THESE WEIRDOS TO YOU, YOU LIL SMARTASS MUTHAFUCKA?"

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Any of these reminds me of the good ol' days when I was just a rookie on here.

 

"HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS LITTLE MOTHERFUCKIN CALIFORNIA ROLL ASS FAGGOT NIGGA. DOG I CANT RESIST THE URGE TO JUST SLAP THIS NIGGA IN THE FACE AND TIE HIS LONG ASS WISPY GAY BANGS TO THE BUMPER OF HIS CIVIC THEN HIT THE NITROUS ON THAT SHIT. SOMEBODY DO THIS HERMANS MOM A FAVOR AND THROW AWAY ALL THIS NIGGAS ANIME."

 

""YEAH LIKE DUDE I SNIFFED SO MUCH COKE LAST NIGHT I TOTALLY MADE OUT WITH JARED!! YAH!! AND THE DUDE FROM HIFI GLORY DREAMS WAS SHOOTING UP WITH US AND I SUCKED HIS COCK, MY GIRLFRIEND WAS TELLING IM A FAG BUT I TOTALLY BELIEVE IN EXPERMENTING DUDE, ITS LIKE 2005, Y'KNOW?"

 

 

YO CARMINE, YOU RUN OUTTA MEGAHOLD GEL? WHY YOU LOOKING LIKE A CHICKENCHEST ASS WIGGER/EMO/ARTFAG COMBO PLATTER? I'LL SLAP THE ZIRCONIA OUT THEM EARRINGS NIGGA SHITS IS SO SMALL THEY LOOKIN LIKE THE SERVICE LIGHT ON MY CELLPHONE, PUT YOUR FUCKIN HOLLISTER SHIRT BACK ON YOU STUPID ASS MUTHAFUCKA. IF YOU STRAINED ANY HARDER TO FLEX THAT 4PACK YOUD SHIT IN YOUR PACSUN SHORTS FUCKIN IDIOT.

 

 

 

WUTTUP ASSHOLE? WHAT YOU LOOKIN AT OVER THERE? OH WORD? YOU'RE GIRL IS LEAVING YOU AND YOU WANNA CRY? DAMN B...WELL, MAYBE IF YOU HAD A JOB AND DIDNT HAVE A FUCKING BABYLON5 HOMO HAIRCUT THE BITCH WOULDNA LEFT YOU, WHERE THE FUCK YOU GONNA GET A JOB LOOKING LIKE YOU IN GAY "SUICIDE BOYS" MOVIES?

 

 

 

 

THIS NIGGA A SCARY ASS CHOMO MUHFUCKA, MAD SCARY, THIS NIGGA DEFINETLY LOOKS LIKE HIS "RECENT FILES" ON HIS COMPUTER ARE

"SHEMALE SURPRISE.AVI"

"MACAULAY CULKIN NUDE.JPG"

"LITTLE BOYS CLUB.MPG"

NAHSAYIN? THIS NIGGA LOOK LIKE IF YOU LEFT HIM IN A ROOM WITH YOUR LITTLE BROTHER YOUR LITTLE BROTHER WOULD GROW UP AND HATE YOU FOREVER CUZ YOU LET THAT NIGGA JUST SIT IN A ROOM WITH CHOMO AND GET STARED AT."

 

 

Shemale surprise.avi = pure fucken gold!!!

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THIS THREAD TITLE CHANGING SHIT IS MAAAAAAAD COOOOOOORRRRRRNNNNNYYYYYYY!!!!!! ITS LIKE NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY I CANT LAUGH AT THE SHIT, I JUST CANT B, SERIOUSLY. ITS ALWAYS MAD CORNY AND UNIMAGINATIVE, AND IT ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH PENISES OR SOME HOMO SHIT...IS BAM MARGERA CHANGING THE SHITS?

 

Where were you the other week when every 2nd thread that wasn't getting closed had it's title changed (even though some were good, you all had to admit!)

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OK MY NIGGA, IS THERE A REASON YOU HAVE A BIKE CHAIN AROUND YOUR FUCKING NECK? DOG THE REST OF THESE FUCKING BRAINDEAD FAGS IS IN THEIR TEENS OR EARLY 20'S...YOUR INLETS ARE TELLIN ME THAT YOURE AT LEAST 36...SO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS GO BACK AND FINISH SCHOOL YOU FUCKIN ASSHOLE. INSTEAD OF SPENDING YOUR WHOLE CIRCUIT CITY PAYCHECK ON "PUNKY COLOUR" HAIR DYE AND CHICKEN WIRE TO MAKE JEWELERY. YOUR KIDS CRY THEMSELVES TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED MUTHAFUCKA.

 

Alot of these have come from this thread http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=99770&page=2&highlight=merojuana

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"MOTION* LOOK AT YOU NIGGA!!! I WAS GONNA GRAB YOUR FAGGOT ASS BY THE COLLAR BUT I DONT WANNA FUCK UP YOUR LITTLE SISTERS SHIRT, CUZ THIS GOT NOTHIN TO DO WITH HER"

 

:lol::lol::lol:

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